Be Excellent To Each Other

Who wants to go on The Crystal Maze with me?

http://bit.ly/TCMApply

We're supposed to be doing it as an office.

Only on condition MrsA is not on the team.

Deal. They wouldn't be able to broadcast FUCKHEAD

They could just pixelate his face.

In! Seriously... In!

Best of luck with the application guys. I'd probably love it, but also wouldn't want to be away from my little dude and dudette.

Doing the Crystal Maze has long been a childhood dream, but I really wouldn't want to be that guy who fell off the log or thought set dressing was part of the puzzle or got locked in with Mumsey.

You know me, I don't like to say no to anything.

I dreamt of this last night. DavPaz sent me into a mystery game and Mumsy was there. As she beckoned me to sit down and pointed at her crystal ball, I shouted through tne door "I'm no tailor, but I think she's a medium", then woke myself up laughing.

I'm putting an application in too, for a team composed of me, Jem, Zeppo and two of my brothers.

So. That's me, Praisebot and The Mighty Space Pirate. Who else?

Caught the TV bug? Not jaded from eggheads?

No, definitely not. Had a great time, and all paid for by the public!

Still haven't heard back from The Chase either despite being shortlisted when I went to audition.

Check your junk folder.

*sends DM*

OK, yes. Let me know what info you need.

Bagsy team captain!

If there is space for one more

As your new team captain, I say yes! Come on board. My first mate Davpaz will take your particulars.

Is someone doing the forms?

Yep. The captain

Jolly good.

Mali A!

Capital M, little a, little l, little i, space, Capital A, exclamation mark

I'll happily do them. We need 6 people in total so can everyone who's interested so far PM me the details below with a picture and I'll get them sorted this very evening.

What's in the regions dropdown, counties?

Will do, Cap!

I have submitted a details.

me too

You also need proof of identity too, so you'll need to send photos of driving licences/passports whatever.

Hmm, that form seems awfully like a data gathering exercise.

Fingers crossed that they don't have any other all-male, all-white, mid-30's teams!

i am 43!!

Diversity! We have an OAP on the team.

Kov... Physical challenge, please

Here you go... Also, I've only got 4 people. Who else would like a go?

I might move this to it's own thread.

Erm, what? Fuck no.

Print out the application, smear mud all over your face, faceplant the page, then scan it back in and send it. Biometrics, innit.

That's sort of what forms are for.

I can't see anything like this on the site? In my experience they check all this if/when your application is successful.

"To...the Clerical Zone!"
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Unless it is going in small gaps

Well, that's fucking annoying. When I first looked at the form last week, it definitely asked for a photo of an identity document, because I've spent the last week trying to collate such documents from members of my team.

Yes, it appears they've removed that requirement. Fuck-knockers.

Christ, they've already got my address, phone number, email address, date of birth and picture. They're sure as hell not getting my bloody passport.

What's your problem mate? They won't do anything bad with your data. Don't worry about it. Nothing to hide, nothing to fear

Yeah right; "nothing to hide"

Yes, yes, he is.

Bravo.

Anyone ever go to the old Crystal Maze place in Southampton circa the early to mid '90s?

That was at the Megabowl, wasn't it? I never did the Crystal Maze but I often went bowling or laser quest there.

That's the one. Was an interesting diversion with friends on a rainy Saturday afternoon.

The 'Crystal Maze' theme would make for awesome entrance music for my wedding or funeral (whichever comes first). That or the 'Jurassic Park' theme.