Be Excellent To Each Other

And, you know, party on. Dude.

All times are UTC [ DST ]




Reply to topic  [ 11 posts ] 
Author Message
 Post subject: BeeXWeeX
PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 12:53 
User avatar
Gogmagog

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 48907
Location: Cheshire
Good afternoon and welcome to BeeXWeeX on the second day of the first test against New Zealand*, following a knight to forget in Italy (yes, yes, I know). And some bloke gets past it.

It's a normal day up here in Bradford, the sky is the usual happy gray and few people are smiling. I’m at work, busying myself away so, once again, this'll be mainly my writing things down that have been sent to me. I had the poorlies on Monday and Tuesday, so spent the day recovering and some afternoons playing the excellent Sleeping Dogs. This is like a refined version of GTA without any of the annoying stuff that made GTA rubbish in comparison. The missions are varied and fun, and you can bomb around Hong Kong if you wish, helping people out by throwing drunks in front of buses, chasing down thieves and beating up drug dealers. Alternatively, you can find statues and then learn new ways to beat people up. After you learn to break people's legs (I winced the first time) it becomes a truly mentally violent game as your role as an undercover policeman starts to disappear. You'll take umbrage at many things. Man shouts at you in the street? Break his legs, chuck him in the boot of the car and drive the car into the harbour. The last thing you hear before you jump out of the car as it zooms towards the edge of the quay is a muffled thump and a quiet "let me out". Then a splash and silence. For £15 (ASDA, or possibly less it is simply superb. Other exciting news in the Life of MaliA is that I'm closer to moving house so won't have to put up with the quad biking people of no apparent income that live down the road much more.

Other news!

Watch Dogs looks great. Very good. Be excited!
DerekFME has organised an electronic music night in Doncaster that looks pretty awesome
BeexCott4ge sign-ups are here. You all should go.
Star thieves to advertise on youtube causes APOD to admit the real problem.


BUT THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANY OF THAT! STAND BY! BEGIN TRANSMISSION OF EXCELLENT NEWS OF HIGH AWESOMENESS

Some are, further south though, as the big news this week is that there will be a Mrs Russell as Mr Russell dipped his long arms into his deep pockets and bought a ring for Mimi. Congratulations from all of us, as we're in favor of everything and we'll even help plan it all.


Saturnalian made a joke about Monkey Island which nobody got. This was a shame, as it was excellent.

Once every 6 months names can be changed, lest we forget.

Um, shit, this is a bit embarrassing but, the best of the rest:

How to stand corrected

I get defeated by cagoul

And I flirt with the banhammer by including the nom in BeexWeeX.



And there is no way I am including a whole thread about Craster as it is sick, wrong and an affront to humankind. Whoever started it should think about what they have done and whoever nommed it needs help. DavPaz.

Many thanks to you, the readers and contributors, and to those who took the time to nominate things they felt were worthy:

Grim..., ChinnyHill10,KovacsC, DavPaz, APOD, Curio and MaliA.

*4 wickets have gone since I started writing this in a spectacular collapse.**
** Five.

_________________
Mr Chris wrote:
MaliA isn't just the best thing on the internet - he's the best thing ever.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: BeeXWeeX
PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 13:08 
User avatar
Chinny chin chin

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 15695
You've all done very well!


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: BeeXWeeX
PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 13:31 
8-Bit Champion
User avatar
Two heads are better than one

Joined: 16th Apr, 2008
Posts: 14518
Well done - BTW the 'banhammer' post links to a PM rather than a post on the board.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: BeeXWeeX
PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 13:43 
SupaMod
User avatar
Est. 1978

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 69720
Location: Your Mum
NO NOMS FOR ":this: instead of 'I do'"?

FUCK YOU ALL

/RAGE QUIT

_________________
Grim... wrote:
I wish Craster had left some girls for the rest of us.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: BeeXWeeX
PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 13:43 
SupaMod
User avatar
Est. 1978

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 69720
Location: Your Mum
Okay, I'm back.

_________________
Grim... wrote:
I wish Craster had left some girls for the rest of us.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: BeeXWeeX
PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 16:17 
User avatar
Hibernating Druid

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 49362
Location: Standing on your mother's Porsche
You got a lol face from me.

What about Henry the fucking 8th! I've been robbed.

_________________
SD&DG Illustrated! Behance Bleep Bloop

'Not without talent but dragged down by bass turgidity'


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: BeeXWeeX
PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 16:24 
User avatar
Unpossible!

Joined: 27th Jun, 2008
Posts: 38660
Zardoz wrote:
You got a lol face from me.

What about Henry the fucking 8th! I've been robbed.

I nommed it, Z-man.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: BeeXWeeX
PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 16:33 
User avatar
Hibernating Druid

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 49362
Location: Standing on your mother's Porsche
Then MaliA should be banned.

_________________
SD&DG Illustrated! Behance Bleep Bloop

'Not without talent but dragged down by bass turgidity'


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: BeeXWeeX
PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 16:40 
User avatar
Gogmagog

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 48907
Location: Cheshire
Zardoz wrote:
You got a lol face from me.

What about Henry the fucking 8th! I've been robbed.


Penultimate paragraph.

_________________
Mr Chris wrote:
MaliA isn't just the best thing on the internet - he's the best thing ever.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: BeeXWeeX
PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 18:58 
User avatar
Bouncing Hedgehog

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 26098
Grim... wrote:
NO NOMS FOR ":this: instead of 'I do'"?

FUCK YOU ALL

/RAGE QUIT

:DD

_________________
Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: BeeXWeeX
PostPosted: Sat May 18, 2013 0:34 
User avatar
Worst

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 6197
Grim... wrote:
NO NOMS FOR ":this: instead of 'I do'"?

FUCK YOU ALL

/RAGE QUIT

My nom was implied.

_________________
>Image<


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Reply to topic  [ 11 posts ] 

All times are UTC [ DST ]


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Columbo and 0 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search within this thread:
You are using the 'Ted' forum. Bill doesn't really exist any more. Bogus!
Want to help out with the hosting / advertising costs? That's very nice of you.
Are you on a mobile phone? Try http://beex.co.uk/m/
RIP, Owen. RIP, MrC. RIP, Dimmers.

Powered by a very Grim... version of phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group.