Be Excellent To Each Other

I always figured you had to catch the first post to guarantee next day delivery with a first class stamp.

The heel part of my shoe just literally fell off. Fairly new shoes too.

Good job they opened a TK Maxx next door to my office.

Let's try this!

PM me your address and I'll stick a card of a man on a rocket powered jet ski in the post tonight in time for the half five post.

I'm sending Mummy Afterthought flowers, too.

A man after my own heart.

I do feel slightly guilty about it, but I'm sure it'll soon pass.

The money I found last week turned out to belong to a bewildered man who had purchased approx 40 bottles of water and nothing else as I saw them hand the money back to him when I left the store. He was so confused he didn't even know he had not got his change.

I have cider and Pringles for lunch!

I had Pringle sandwiches for my lunch. Not had them before, they were great. Smokey Bacon.

I can help with that.

http://www.beex.co.uk/ta/help.html

FTFY.

ARSE.

It seems that yesterday I accidentally ran a recursive chmod and chown on /var/lib on our development server, and it's fucked everything.

Fortunately not the production server, and backups will restore it, but fuck I don't need this shit, not today.

Malia thanks for the mothersday warning!
In NL it's on a different date so I had no idea. I have now sent mother-in-law a card which will be late no matter how many stamps I stick on it, but hey better then no card at all

Blinkin' 'eck, Mali. First you give us a warning so early we'll all forget about it and now you're giving us a warning too late to do anything. You're useless.

I sent my card two days ago, because I luffs my mum.

So does everyone else.

They tend to forget to get her cards, though.

I got her card.

It was in a phone box.

Craster, Postal Service Test is go!

The forum has reached thrilling new heights today it seems!

COMMENCING MAILBOX MONITORING.

It's half past five and I still haven't left work yet. Pah..

Outted.

That's funny. Red Fox didn't turn the dog bowl over this morning.

Science has dictated I sit MrsA by a piano with a "if you do not ask to play this piano, or play it badly, you must buy the bar staff a drink" sign on it and feed her 5.1% beer. So far, nothing. Disappointed.

I do hope your phone has a video recorder on it!

Beer might be cheap, but not that cheap, sir.

Ah, i have a Gamecube. And American F-Zero. I'll have to get an AR in too.

Just got back from rugby. Leeds got smushed. It was no fun. Plus, at some point, my back went painful. That's not good.

No, sorry that was some cheap whoo-er like, probably, your mum, copying her. She does'nt do mass adverts.

The picture accompanying the catholic priest story on the bbc news home page is... Unfortunate.

Freshly laid laminate floor plus exploding central heating pump equals curly wurly laminate floor

also wtf windows phone? No math symbols?

I've got them press &123 and then the arrow above it..

=+-${}^~|=!

+ oh = there they are. Thanks ~¥

Trying to find some ART to brighten up the walls with. Just found out the Ashmolean in Oxford has a 'print on demand' service for over 1000 items in their collection. What a great idea!

Did it arrrive? A nation awaits news.

It did! All hail MaliA and Royal Mail!

I have to organise a stag do on a budget. Eeeek

Easy, just make the budget very large.

That would make it easier

What's the budget? I've just come back from a weekend in Nottingham with quad biking and "laser tag" (paintball without paintballs) which included Friday and Saturday night in a hotel, minibus hire to ferry people there and back and dinner at Hooters for £200 per head.

Sounds expensive. I suppose you only need one though.

Dale Winton is clearly pissed

Did you see him getting that blokes name wrong as well? What's the point in a name badge if Dale isn't going to read it?

So, I was always under the impression that ZZ Top were an irrelevant bunch of aged tits with terrible beards. The American Status Quo, if you will. I've no idea where I got that opinion from admittedly, but it's what I thought.

Then I heard this. Ignore the ridiculous women in hot pants because it's a given how idiotic their inclusion is. That aside, that's a seriously fucking brilliant tune! Have I always been wrong about the quality of ZZ Top's output or have they only recently recently raised their game? Help me out here Beex, because my mind is blown by how good that tune is!

I wouldn't say that's particularly out of character for them. But then again, I am maybe rather biased, as I do rather quite like that sort of crunchy southern blues music.

(If nything, I'd say their most famous stuff from the 80s is the most uncharacteristic...)

Have the stag do in your home town.

Drink cheap shit like Electric White.

Have a chippy.

Chase the groom around with a broom handle covered in dog shit.

Their early stuff rules: Tres Hombres and Tejas especially.
The 80s stuff was brub.
In the 90s, they had Rhythmeen, which was good.
I can imagine the new one being good, but haven't heard it yet.

10 seconds in..... Is it Dimrill?

Just watched the video. Yeah, that's proper ZZ Top. I'll have to buy that.

Dude is sounding weirdly like Mark Lanegan at this point.

And I'm ignoring the women... why, exactly?

[edit] Also, this:

I like zz top's vid better.

for the cars! Just the cars...

The wimmins are lovely.

*sigh*

Christ.