Be Excellent To Each Other

Did someone say Telethon?

Warning, contains "CILLA".



Gordon Kaye looks like he's wishing that plank had finished him off so he wouldn't have to stand next to Cilla singing on Live TV.

[edit] There's something quite sad about how they cut around the country to show the various large TV studio facilities the various ITV companies that have now all closed.

I had a love hate relationship with Shadows of the Damned.

They'd all gone from The ASDAS anyway.

Theres definetly a bit of SotD feel to it but with the crazy turned up to 11 in places - it also makes me think weird mad sega stuff as well

If your not worried about getting it 'soon' its £10 delivered from Amazon (from Amazon themselves) http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/offer-listin ... dition=new - delivery estimate 2 - 4 weeks

Andrew Marr has had a stroke.

And I didn't see this one coming, Play closes its retail operations. Will now just be the marketplace.

Sorry, I can't have been the only person thinking "Yes, I saw those pictures of him having a stroke last year"?

Right which ones of you cheap so and so's is this?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-20957218

Just ordered it, ta. Should be perfect time wise as I've a couple of other games to finish.

It's the Jersey VAT loophole, which is being closed in April.

Today is really, really, dragging. It's right foggy out, too. Luckily, 3 day week next week YAY!

A white hole?

Well it appears I have to do a grievance procedure about my performance review..... yay!!

Bad news. You have to do it in mime.

FEEX

Sorry to ehar that, buddy. Hope you get it sorted.

I was thinking of using the medium of dance.

Just heard my sister's friend's 1-year-old son had a bad seizure yesterday, and died on the ambulance, but was resuscitated and is now being closely monitored in hospital. Terrifying...

They had a year to not care about it, which means it wasn't really closed last year at all.

Bloody hell. Hope the little guy is ok.

Best wishes and positive vibes being sent to all.

Fingers crossed. That must be scary...

I agree, I am the best type of correct.

If you'd told me in 1988 that on the 10th day of 2013 there would be a new Amstrad CPC game out, I would have laughed at you.



Also on MSX and Speccy as well. Those versions came out last year though.

[edit: sound is low and has alot of noise on the right channel on that video]

You don't need any qualifications to write diet books do you? I intend to write the masterpiece "Reikki and the tau of weight loss" which'll earn me millions, and also weed out the idiots once we get to the more, um, speicalised, bits of teh diet.

No, but an online doctorate purchased for a tenner is often considered a good marketing trick.

Jolly good.

Oooh, and call yourself a 'Dietologist'.

People will literally be throwing money at you.

Will I get sued of people remain fat, and/or die?

Actually knowing anything about food and the metabolism would in fact appear to be a barrier to writing diet books rather than anything else.

I'm going to draw some unicorns in it, as people like things like that. I went to a bookshop in Buxton and it had lots of books about angles in it.

Almost certainly, you should probably do some law training or something, it could come in handy.

ALSO: If the book is rubbish and fat people stay fat, I shall be sure to live on the 18th floor and that the lift is always broken.

Right, I've planned it out. Each chapter will be probably about 4 pages long berating people for being a bit tubby and then I'll put a picture of a unicorn on the last page as people like unicorns and then they will read the next chapter as they will feel better because unicorns. I only need to write about 3 chapters as anyone buying a diet book written by me called "Reikki and the tau of dieting" probably won't read any further than that so I'll jsut use lorem ipsum text and the odd boxout saying something "inspirational" and some more pictures of unicorns and then roll about in my big pile of cash. I'll make at least £60 fro it, as you will all feel obliged to buy a copy. Suckers.

Obliged? I'd be camping outside Waterstones the night before it went on sale.

I feel like a big kid, I get a kindle in 2 days!!

I'm bringing out a rival book "Shit Yourself Slim". Title is self-explanitory.

I'm aiming mine at teenage girls.

I shouted that at a Dj once.

After doing some interwebz research I discovered MaliA has been published previously with a self help book under the pseudo name L. B. Frumkes. And tbh after seeing the title of the last one don't think I will be getting any book from him

If you do decide to go with the Unicorn idea anyhow maybe this picture will help



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Ha! Superb!

I do recall however, that there were experiments done where they trained nematode worms to go around a maze to find food. When they learnt the maze, they were crushed up and fed to their friends who, it was thought, might learnt the maze quicker. I can't recall the outcome.

You should have eaten the worms.

This should be the cover of the book itself: extremely mild NSFW link, with the caption "THIS COULD BE YOU!"

Though the unfortunate positioning of the unicorn's head looks like he's sucking her boob.

Registrar booked. Didn't want those new suspension forks anyway.

Cheers, folks. Sister just called again; he's doing fine at the moment. Turns out it was a reaction to whatever they gave him to stop him from fitting that did it. The ambulance folks were mortified.

Poor little one. It's things like this that make me grateful Zioette doesn't have any problems like that - I can't imagine how awfuly that experience there must've been for your sister.

Once you publish your book, you'll be able to buy all the suspension forks you could wish for!

Free suspension fork with every copy ?

You'll be able to make that suspension bed from the start of Kranked 7!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjNOSE1NwTo&t=140

Can't get any fresh air into my room because one of my neighbours has apparently taken up smoking weed in their garden all day, every day. I can't see who it is from here, though, so I can't even ask them to piss off indoors. Or give me any.

I have a cunning plan, however. It involves a big bag of crisps and a box propped up with a stick.