Be Excellent To Each Other

What kind of arsehole would say no?

The type that lives in Manchester.

I've got to say, I have trouble believing the story. I can't imagine it happening on the tube or train I get.

Indeed. Even though Londoners are all cunts by nature, if one of them gets asked to move by a pregnant lady, I would be extremely surprised if they didn't, let alone 8 of them on one tram.

And none of the people who heard her asking the eight people volunteered their seat either. It's absolute bullshit.

What a mental few days. Been in the car for over 10 hours in 2 days.. I am really glad it is not my car.

Although the floods near Bath were fun.

Shouldn't have left the taps overnight...

Malc

I have more emails in my "Speak to IT" folder, than I do for the largest account I work on...

It really did feel that way. On the plus side car does not need washing.

Stupid Malia. Stupid stupid Malia.

I got an email offering 30 days free "jobseeker" trial from e.linkedin.com so accepted it and put in my email and password and debit card details. After 10 minutes I realsied and canceleld card and now have to change all passwords with that email. Fucking idiot.

Not sure what I'm missing, but what's the problem there? Seems genuine enough.

Yeah, e.linkedin.com is part of linkedin.com - unless it said one url and sent you to another.

So I get home for lunch, and there's a fucking bathtub in the front garden and a couple of traffic cones and a cunting great hole. nice to let me know they were doing the drains, then. Not a sign of anyone about, mind you. This is not a good day.

Cheers. Best case is I'm inconvenienced for a few days until a new card arrives. Worst case is I lose some monies.

See if there are four wheels knocking about too. Could be MarkG.

Kovacs just got out the Bath, could have been him playing a prank.

It was a proper email. Phew. Silly paranoid mali.

Once again, she's your fiancée and has a name!

Thread access please x

Done

What thread?

Is there secrits?

Dead thread in mafia game , yes there are sekrits

You need to know the code. Sucks to be you.

Thats just cruel !

LESS META!

Like the end of days in Airedale (the best of the dales). Wind and rain. Good job i am in don't tell titus. £4.30 a bottle of beer! Got to go. Train to catch. Canal was high tonight, i guess tjey ate busy saving leeds, again.

You are Beexbot and I claim my £5.

End of days in saltaire.

I didn't realise one of the four Horsemen was "Slight Dampness".

Don't forget 'irritating collars' and 'sand between toes'

He's the 15-1 shot at Epsom tomorrow. In fact, at 15 to 1 I wouldn't be anywhere near him when he is shooting. Say, you taught a horse to shoot? I"ll give you $100 for him, $200 if he cleans his own guns.

One morning I shot an elephant in pajamas. How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know.

I can strip, clean, and re-assemble a shotgun in less than 45 seconds.

Or I could, when I used to work for a Clay Pigeon site.

Cool story, me.

Bet you can't strip an 1861 Springfield.

Isn't that a musket?

I bet he could strip an 18-30.

Remove the bayonet
Put the tompion in the muzzle
Draw the ramrod
Turn the tang-screw
Take off the lock (by putting the hammer at half cock, then unscrew the side screws a little, then hit them with a hammer then take them all the way out and remove the lock)
Take off the upper, middle, then lower band
Take off the barrel

At this joint you appear to not have a barrel.

I always mispronounce that word.

Course, the second you expose any repro Springfield to the elements it begins to rust immediately. Gah, should have gone with the Enfield...

I think both are at fault.

The passengers shouldn't be cunts, but upon evidence of cuntiness, the staff should kick some arse. Or cunt.

Sorry, folks. I don't use that word that often.

Yeah, "upon" is a tragically under used word.

chitty high5, kern!

Excellent adverts recently: Van Damme's Coors Light ones and Kevin Bacon's Everything Everywhere. I haven't laughed at an ad for ages, but those two sets have been ace.

Waitrose Christmas ad is still pissing me off. You haven't saved much money by not having the fancy set, as 99% of the cost is the airtime. Plus, I don't want to feel guilty about Christmas, you cunts.

I've only seen the Coke ad so far.

There's a huge teddy and robot on the telly!

Ah, it was an Ikea ad.

The song sounds like "making out with my friends" to me, but I'm fairly sure that's not what it is.

I like the Chromebook ad.