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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 37
PostPosted: Thu Nov 22, 2012 11:13 
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What kind of arsehole would say no?

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 37
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The type that lives in Manchester.

I've got to say, I have trouble believing the story. I can't imagine it happening on the tube or train I get.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 37
PostPosted: Thu Nov 22, 2012 11:18 
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The type that lives in Manchester.

I've got to say, I have trouble believing the story. I can't imagine it happening on the tube or train I get.


Indeed. Even though Londoners are all cunts by nature, if one of them gets asked to move by a pregnant lady, I would be extremely surprised if they didn't, let alone 8 of them on one tram.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 37
PostPosted: Thu Nov 22, 2012 11:20 
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And none of the people who heard her asking the eight people volunteered their seat either. It's absolute bullshit.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 37
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What a mental few days. Been in the car for over 10 hours in 2 days.. I am really glad it is not my car.

Although the floods near Bath were fun.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 37
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Although the floods near Bath were fun.

Shouldn't have left the taps overnight...

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 37
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I have more emails in my "Speak to IT" folder, than I do for the largest account I work on...

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 37
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Malc wrote:
KovacsC wrote:
Although the floods near Bath were fun.

Shouldn't have left the taps overnight...

Malc



It really did feel that way. On the plus side car does not need washing.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 37
PostPosted: Thu Nov 22, 2012 12:54 
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Stupid Malia. Stupid stupid Malia.

I got an email offering 30 days free "jobseeker" trial from e.linkedin.com so accepted it and put in my email and password and debit card details. After 10 minutes I realsied and canceleld card and now have to change all passwords with that email. Fucking idiot.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 37
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Stupid Malia. Stupid stupid Malia.

I got an email offering 30 days free "jobseeker" trial from e.linkedin.com so accepted it and put in my email and password and debit card details. After 10 minutes I realsied and canceleld card and now have to change all passwords with that email. Fucking idiot.


Not sure what I'm missing, but what's the problem there? Seems genuine enough.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 37
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Yeah, e.linkedin.com is part of linkedin.com - unless it said one url and sent you to another.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 37
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So I get home for lunch, and there's a fucking bathtub in the front garden and a couple of traffic cones and a cunting great hole. nice to let me know they were doing the drains, then. Not a sign of anyone about, mind you. This is not a good day.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 37
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Yeah, e.linkedin.com is part of linkedin.com - unless it said one url and sent you to another.


Cheers. Best case is I'm inconvenienced for a few days until a new card arrives. Worst case is I lose some monies.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 37
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So I get home for lunch, and there's a fucking bathtub in the front garden and a couple of traffic cones and a cunting great hole. nice to let me know they were doing the drains, then. Not a sign of anyone about, mind you. This is not a good day.

See if there are four wheels knocking about too. Could be MarkG.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 37
PostPosted: Thu Nov 22, 2012 14:47 
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So I get home for lunch, and there's a fucking bathtub in the front garden and a couple of traffic cones and a cunting great hole. nice to let me know they were doing the drains, then. Not a sign of anyone about, mind you. This is not a good day.


Kovacs just got out the Bath, could have been him playing a prank.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 37
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It was a proper email. Phew. Silly paranoid mali.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 37
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I have more emails in my "Speak to IT" folder, than I do for the largest account I work on...


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 37
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 37
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 37
PostPosted: Thu Nov 22, 2012 16:19 
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What thread?

Is there secrits?

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 37
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What thread?

Is there secrits?


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 37
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What thread?

Is there secrits?

You need to know the code. Sucks to be you.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 37
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Zardoz wrote:
What thread?

Is there secrits?

You need to know the code. Sucks to be you.


Thats just cruel !

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 37
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Zardoz wrote:
What thread?

Is there secrits?

You need to know the code. Sucks to be you.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 37
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 37
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Like the end of days in Airedale (the best of the dales). Wind and rain. Good job i am in don't tell titus. £4.30 a bottle of beer! Got to go. Train to catch. Canal was high tonight, i guess tjey ate busy saving leeds, again.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 37
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 37
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End of days in saltaire.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 37
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I didn't realise one of the four Horsemen was "Slight Dampness".

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 37
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 37
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I didn't realise one of the four Horsemen was "Slight Dampness".


He's the 15-1 shot at Epsom tomorrow. In fact, at 15 to 1 I wouldn't be anywhere near him when he is shooting. Say, you taught a horse to shoot? I"ll give you $100 for him, $200 if he cleans his own guns.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 37
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I can strip, clean, and re-assemble a shotgun in less than 45 seconds.

Or I could, when I used to work for a Clay Pigeon site.

Cool story, me.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 37
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Bet you can't strip an 1861 Springfield.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 37
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Isn't that a musket?

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I bet he could strip an 18-30.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 37
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Bet you can't strip an 1861 Springfield.

Remove the bayonet
Put the tompion in the muzzle
Draw the ramrod
Turn the tang-screw
Take off the lock (by putting the hammer at half cock, then unscrew the side screws a little, then hit them with a hammer :S then take them all the way out and remove the lock)
Take off the upper, middle, then lower band
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At this joint you appear to not have a barrel.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 37
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Put the tompion


I always mispronounce that word.

Course, the second you expose any repro Springfield to the elements it begins to rust immediately. Gah, should have gone with the Enfield...


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 37
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Bah.
It's nothing to do with the train staff, it's to do with her fellow passengers being cunts.

I think both are at fault.

The passengers shouldn't be cunts, but upon evidence of cuntiness, the staff should kick some arse. Or cunt.

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Sorry, folks. I don't use that word that often.

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Yeah, "upon" is a tragically under used word.


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chitty high5, kern!

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Excellent adverts recently: Van Damme's Coors Light ones and Kevin Bacon's Everything Everywhere. I haven't laughed at an ad for ages, but those two sets have been ace.

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Waitrose Christmas ad is still pissing me off. You haven't saved much money by not having the fancy set, as 99% of the cost is the airtime. Plus, I don't want to feel guilty about Christmas, you cunts.

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I've only seen the Coke ad so far. :)

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There's a huge teddy and robot on the telly!

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Ah, it was an Ikea ad.

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The song sounds like "making out with my friends" to me, but I'm fairly sure that's not what it is.

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I like the Chromebook ad.

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