Bits and Bobs 36

Grim... · **Posted:** Sat Nov 03, 2012 13:52

Bobbyaro wrote:

The recession takes another bite:
A wax works is closing its doors, which is a shame, as frankly it looks hilarious!

It was on HIGNFY last night, too.

metalangel · **Posted:** Sat Nov 03, 2012 14:30

Man emerged from the washroom yesterday and declared to his waiting wife: "Ahhh. Bob 1, Urinal Cake 0."

MaliA · **Posted:** Sat Nov 03, 2012 14:32

Grim... wrote:

Bobbyaro wrote:

The recession takes another bite:
A wax works is closing its doors, which is a shame, as frankly it looks hilarious!

It was on HIGNFY last night, too.

I've walked past there. it truly did look terrible.

MaliA · **Posted:** Sat Nov 03, 2012 15:43

Love my new tshirt.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11898

the last 4 kids on thi video are awesome!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOlpdd7y8MI&feature=plcp

Malc74 · **Posted:** Sat Nov 03, 2012 18:02

MaliA wrote:

Love my new tshirt.

Is it supposed to look like you've got a 3D Romney exploding from your chest?

metalangel · **Posted:** Sat Nov 03, 2012 18:46

"Start the reactor, David... free America."

nickachu · **Posted:** Sun Nov 04, 2012 1:53

Yesterday I saw a group of 4 black guys, one of them had a boombox and was blasting out rap. It was awesome.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11898

Nick, I know you were living in Umea, but really?

MaliA · **Posted:** Sun Nov 04, 2012 17:29

I liked the Kevin bacon advert

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

Where do you stick the tie pin through a cravat? Through the knot?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

I'm entertained that you think there's anyone here who can answer that question.

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

Last resort, admittedly!

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Sun Nov 04, 2012 19:21

WTB wrote:

Last resort, admittedly!

You're hopeless

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

Cheers darling!

metalangel · **Posted:** Mon Nov 05, 2012 1:42

Not even had my Logitech G500 mouse for three months, and already the kinks in the braiding around the cord (where it was folded up into its packaging) have split and the cord is coming through. In contrast, the Microsoft Intellimouse Optical (as handed down to my by DocG) is still in perfect condition, over a decade later.

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

I'm all suited up, off to my mate's wedding at 12. Cravat tied. Thanks to DavPaz.

TheVision · **Posted:** Mon Nov 05, 2012 11:31

A wedding on a Monday? That's unusual.

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Nov 05, 2012 11:32

No beer before church.

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

Tell me about it! Must've been considerably cheaper. Bonfire night as well.

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Nov 05, 2012 11:32

(scribbles notes)

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22392

WTB wrote:

Tell me about it! Must've been considerably cheaper. Bonfire night as well.

Get married in a hotel, then it is cheaper at the weekend

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Get married in a cottage in Derbyshire, somewhere in mid-October.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Mon Nov 05, 2012 11:50

WTB wrote:

I'm all suited up, off to my mate's wedding at 12. Cravat tied. Thanks to DavPaz.

DavPaz?

Bloody DavPaz.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Mon Nov 05, 2012 11:53

Davpaz a cravat expert? I fucking knew it! Cut that man in half and he'd have "cravat" running all the way through him.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Nov 05, 2012 11:56

Dimrill wrote:

Cut that man in half and you'd have a flesh wok

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38663

You're welcome.

I guess :shrug:

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

What do I want for my birthday? I've lost inspiration. I've currently just got a subscription to 2000AD on the list. I can't even be bothered to get the new Walking Dead compendium, as I've read books 9-16 in Waterstones. Silly me.

TheVision · **Posted:** Mon Nov 05, 2012 12:38

I have this every year... No one ever knows what to get me and I buy stuff all year anyway. I think I might set up an Amazon wishlist for the future.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

TheVision wrote:

I have this every year... No one ever knows what to get me and I buy stuff all year anyway. I think I might set up an Amazon wishlist for the future.

I did that, and then bought everything on it!

I think I'm going to resort to asking the kids what they'd like, and then getting that.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22392

You want exotic booze and foodstuffs you wouldn't ordinarily get for yourself, but want to try anyway.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Nov 05, 2012 12:47

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

What do I want for my birthday? I've lost inspiration. I've currently just got a subscription to 2000AD on the list. I can't even be bothered to get the new Walking Dead compendium, as I've read books 9-16 in Waterstones. Silly me.

A Rega RP-1 turntable.

Dark Souls Prepare to Die Edition.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Yeah, but Lego.

I may have a plan.

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

I ask for restaurant vouchers, which was my answer when my mum asked this very question last night. It means a few close-to-free nights out for me and Mrs B and it's cool to see all these vouchers hanging off the pin board and reminding us that there are good meals on the horizon.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Mon Nov 05, 2012 12:55

DavPaz wrote:

You're welcome.

I guess :shrug:

Bloody DavPaz. Stealing Googles recognition. You shold be ashamed.

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Nov 05, 2012 13:04

Craster wrote:

Get married in a cottage in Derbyshire, somewhere in mid-October.

Inexplicably, this has been vetoed.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Nov 05, 2012 13:05

MaliA wrote:

Craster wrote:

Get married in a cottage in Derbyshire, somewhere in mid-October.

Inexplicably, this has been vetoed.

Grab your crotch and shout "VETO THIS, FUCK-HEAD!"

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Grim... wrote:

Grab your crotch and shout "VETO THIS, FUCK-HEAD!"

Only then she probably will veto that, too.

Hearthly · **Joined:** 11th May, 2008 **Posts:** 13386

So I'm on a week's annual leave, work has already been onto me to remote in and fix stuff.

It's nice to be needed, I guess.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11898

MaliA wrote:

Craster wrote:

Get married in a cottage in Derbyshire, somewhere in mid-October.

Inexplicably, this has been vetoed.

Just don't tell her!

Or, even better, please Malia, please, go on Don't Tell The Bride.

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Nov 05, 2012 13:58

Bobbyaro wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Craster wrote:

Get married in a cottage in Derbyshire, somewhere in mid-October.

Inexplicably, this has been vetoed.

Just don't tell her!

Or, even better, please Malia, please, go on Don't Tell The Bride.

I don't think I could stand to be away from MrsA for that long.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Mon Nov 05, 2012 13:58

Bobbyaro wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Craster wrote:

Get married in a cottage in Derbyshire, somewhere in mid-October.

Inexplicably, this has been vetoed.

Just don't tell her!

Or, even better, please Malia, please, go on Don't Tell The Bride.

That would be awesome......

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Nov 05, 2012 14:02

Bobbyaro wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Craster wrote:

Get married in a cottage in Derbyshire, somewhere in mid-October.

Inexplicably, this has been vetoed.

Just don't tell her!

Or, even better, please Malia, please, go on Don't Tell The Bride.

Oh God,

.

They give you about £6k spending money, too!

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Bobbyaro wrote:

Or, even better, please Malia, please, go on Don't Tell The Bride.

This is quite literally the best idea ever.

Make it so, Mali.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Nov 05, 2012 14:04

http://faq.external.bbc.co.uk/questions ... ride_apply

Quote:

We are currently not accepting applications for the series.

Boo!

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Nov 05, 2012 14:05

KovacsC · **Posted:** Mon Nov 05, 2012 14:07

can we not petition them?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Nov 05, 2012 14:09

Could we not chip in for a low(er) budget version?

I've got something blue.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22392

Grim... wrote:

Bobbyaro wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Craster wrote:

Get married in a cottage in Derbyshire, somewhere in mid-October.

Inexplicably, this has been vetoed.

Just don't tell her!

Or, even better, please Malia, please, go on Don't Tell The Bride.

Oh God,

.

They give you about £6k spending money, too!

£12k IIRC (and I do, as I have an impending bride in the flat with access to the TV remote)

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Nov 05, 2012 14:19

yeah, it is 12k. it is never off at Mali Towers (Northern outpost number 2)

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