Be Excellent To Each Other

No, no no no, no no.

No.

That suggests Batman Forever was somehow unshit, too.

Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go!
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Still not watched Transformers 3. I'll get to that when I remember to move things onto my Kindle, and when Final Fantasy 9 isn't a more appealing prospect.

I've seen it. Self-immolation is a more appealing prospect.

So, I'm halfway through the last film on the list - Transformers 3.

So far the list for "Worst film ever" runs thusly:

#1: Batman and Robin
#2: Jack and Jill
#3: The Happening
#5: Pearl Harbor

Pearl Harbor is already better than Transformers 3, so the "best" T3 can do is #4. I think it's going to have a fight with The Happening for that spot, and win. So far, it's not been too bad. Robots blow shit up, pretty girl is pretty, and there haven't been any massive gaps where neither of them is on the screen.

Even if, when I switch it on on the way home, it's loops LeekSpin for the remaining hour, it will still be better than Batman and Robin.

Yeah, that was pretty much my reasoning. It can hardly be that bad, considering both of the above.

However, for an upper-class girl who grew up in a country house in Devon, how come she can't do a convincing English accent?

I'm compelled to watch Batman & Robin now.

Seriously, it's... Yeah.

As one point a baddie falls down the stairs, and there's a cartoon "vwoop!" noise as he slips

Yeah, I'll be needing to watch it then.

Did you manage to get your hands on my pick, A Day in the Life? I'm just curious what you thought about it if you did.

I did not. I may attempt some of the other things people mentioned later, though.

It's pretty obscure (due to being fucking terrible) so it's understandable you couldn't lay your hands on it. It's a shame though as I'm confident enough in it's awfulness to think it would have ranked pretty high here. Or, at the very least, provided some serious amusement for your commute.

s.darko

I liked your description of that more than the film itself.

But yeah, leekspin is better than probably a hundred films I've seen.

Especially that leekspin.

YOUR DOING YOUR WRONG WRONG! YOUR NOT WATCHING YOUR MOSQUITO COAST!

How the fuck did Cube² Hypercube avoid this thread? Dear fucking Christ, that was bad.

SOUTHLAND FUCKING TALES, FUCKHEAD.

I thought about it tonight, but it's really long!

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