Be Excellent To Each Other

And, you know, party on. Dude.

All times are UTC [ DST ]




Reply to topic  [ 320 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 3, 4, 5, 6, 7

CHOOZE THE FILMZ! You can pick five.
Poll ended at Sat Aug 18, 2012 9:21
Phat Girlz 3%  3%  [ 5 ]
S.Darko 5%  5%  [ 7 ]
Surf Nazis Must Die 3%  3%  [ 5 ]
The Happening 8%  8%  [ 11 ]
The Public Eye 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Bram Stoker's Draclula 2%  2%  [ 4 ]
Southland Tales 4%  4%  [ 6 ]
The Last Castle 1%  1%  [ 2 ]
A Day in the Life 1%  1%  [ 2 ]
Open Water 2%  2%  [ 4 ]
Transformers: Dark of The Moon 8%  8%  [ 11 ]
Mosquito Coast 3%  3%  [ 5 ]
Date Movie 5%  5%  [ 8 ]
Picnic at Hanging Rock 2%  2%  [ 4 ]
Batman and Robin 8%  8%  [ 11 ]
Coma 0%  0%  [ 1 ]
Requiem For a Dream 1%  1%  [ 2 ]
Gods and Generals 1%  1%  [ 2 ]
Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus 3%  3%  [ 5 ]
Pearl Harbour 10%  10%  [ 14 ]
Cold Hearts 0%  0%  [ 1 ]
300 0%  0%  [ 1 ]
Birdemic 2%  2%  [ 4 ]
Jack & Jill 6%  6%  [ 9 ]
Tears of the Black Tiger 1%  1%  [ 2 ]
Killjoy 0%  0%  [ 1 ]
Eden Lake 1%  1%  [ 2 ]
Alone in the Dark 4%  4%  [ 6 ]
The Celestine Prophecy 0%  0%  [ 1 ]
Total votes : 136
Author Message
 Post subject: Re: Worst. Film. Ever.
PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 20:49 
SupaMod
User avatar
Est. 1978

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 69756
Location: Your Mum
GazChap wrote:
If, however, you treat it as an extension to the 1966 TV movie, it's fucking awesome.

No, no no no, no no.

No.

_________________
Grim... wrote:
I wish Craster had left some girls for the rest of us.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Worst. Film. Ever.
PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 20:54 
User avatar
Worst

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 6197
Grim... wrote:
GazChap wrote:
If, however, you treat it as an extension to the 1966 TV movie, it's fucking awesome.

No, no no no, no no.

No.

That suggests Batman Forever was somehow unshit, too.

_________________
>Image<


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Worst. Film. Ever.
PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 23:55 
User avatar

Joined: 27th Jun, 2008
Posts: 6183
Grim... wrote:
No, no no no, no no.

No.
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go!
\
Image

_________________
"Wullie's [accent] is so thick he sounds like he's chewing on haggis stuffed with shortbread and heroin" - Dimrill
"TOO MANY FUCKING SWEARS!" - Mary Shitehouse


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Worst. Film. Ever.
PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 14:24 
SupaMod
User avatar
Est. 1978

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 69756
Location: Your Mum
Still not watched Transformers 3. I'll get to that when I remember to move things onto my Kindle, and when Final Fantasy 9 isn't a more appealing prospect.

_________________
Grim... wrote:
I wish Craster had left some girls for the rest of us.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Worst. Film. Ever.
PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 14:31 
User avatar

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 16650
I've seen it. Self-immolation is a more appealing prospect.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Worst. Film. Ever.
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 11:03 
SupaMod
User avatar
Est. 1978

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 69756
Location: Your Mum
So, I'm halfway through the last film on the list - Transformers 3.

So far the list for "Worst film ever" runs thusly:

#1: Batman and Robin
#2: Jack and Jill
#3: The Happening
#5: Pearl Harbor

Pearl Harbor is already better than Transformers 3, so the "best" T3 can do is #4. I think it's going to have a fight with The Happening for that spot, and win. So far, it's not been too bad. Robots blow shit up, pretty girl is pretty, and there haven't been any massive gaps where neither of them is on the screen.

Even if, when I switch it on on the way home, it's loops LeekSpin for the remaining hour, it will still be better than Batman and Robin.

_________________
Grim... wrote:
I wish Craster had left some girls for the rest of us.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Worst. Film. Ever.
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 11:09 
SupaMod
User avatar
Commander-in-Cheese

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 49250
Grim... wrote:
Robots blow shit up, pretty girl is pretty, and there haven't been any massive gaps where neither of them is on the screen.


Yeah, that was pretty much my reasoning. It can hardly be that bad, considering both of the above.

However, for an upper-class girl who grew up in a country house in Devon, how come she can't do a convincing English accent?

_________________
GoddessJasmine wrote:
Drunk, pulled Craster's pork, waiting for brdyime story,reading nuts. Xz


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Worst. Film. Ever.
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 11:16 
User avatar
Hibernating Druid

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 49390
Location: Standing on your mother's Porsche
I'm compelled to watch Batman & Robin now.

_________________
SD&DG Illustrated! Behance Bleep Bloop

'Not without talent but dragged down by bass turgidity'


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Worst. Film. Ever.
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 11:17 
SupaMod
User avatar
Est. 1978

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 69756
Location: Your Mum
Seriously, it's... Yeah.

As one point a baddie falls down the stairs, and there's a cartoon "vwoop!" noise as he slips :S

_________________
Grim... wrote:
I wish Craster had left some girls for the rest of us.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Worst. Film. Ever.
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 11:31 
User avatar
Hibernating Druid

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 49390
Location: Standing on your mother's Porsche
Yeah, I'll be needing to watch it then.

_________________
SD&DG Illustrated! Behance Bleep Bloop

'Not without talent but dragged down by bass turgidity'


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Worst. Film. Ever.
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 11:31 
User avatar
Excellent Member

Joined: 25th Jul, 2010
Posts: 11128
Did you manage to get your hands on my pick, A Day in the Life? I'm just curious what you thought about it if you did.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Worst. Film. Ever.
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 11:38 
SupaMod
User avatar
Est. 1978

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 69756
Location: Your Mum
Bamba wrote:
Did you manage to get your hands on my pick, A Day in the Life? I'm just curious what you thought about it if you did.

I did not. I may attempt some of the other things people mentioned later, though.

_________________
Grim... wrote:
I wish Craster had left some girls for the rest of us.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Worst. Film. Ever.
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 11:55 
User avatar
Excellent Member

Joined: 25th Jul, 2010
Posts: 11128
Grim... wrote:
I did not. I may attempt some of the other things people mentioned later, though.


It's pretty obscure (due to being fucking terrible) so it's understandable you couldn't lay your hands on it. It's a shame though as I'm confident enough in it's awfulness to think it would have ranked pretty high here. Or, at the very least, provided some serious amusement for your commute.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Worst. Film. Ever.
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 12:16 
User avatar
UltraMod

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 55719
Location: California
s.darko

_________________
I am currently under construction.
Thank you for your patience.


Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Worst. Film. Ever.
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 21:22 
User avatar
Worst

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 6197
Grim... wrote:
Seriously, it's... Yeah.

As one point a baddie falls down the stairs, and there's a cartoon "vwoop!" noise as he slips :S

I liked your description of that more than the film itself.

But yeah, leekspin is better than probably a hundred films I've seen.

_________________
>Image<


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Worst. Film. Ever.
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 21:30 
SupaMod
User avatar
Est. 1978

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 69756
Location: Your Mum
Especially that leekspin.

_________________
Grim... wrote:
I wish Craster had left some girls for the rest of us.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Worst. Film. Ever.
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 21:31 
User avatar
Skillmeister

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 27023
Location: Felelagedge Wedgebarge, The River Tib
YOUR DOING YOUR WRONG WRONG! YOUR NOT WATCHING YOUR MOSQUITO COAST!

_________________
Washing Machine: Fine. Kettle: Needs De-scaling. Shower: Brand new. Boiler: Fine.
Archimedes Hotdog Rhubarb Niner Zero Niner.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Worst. Film. Ever.
PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 20:39 
SupaMod
User avatar
Est. 1978

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 69756
Location: Your Mum
How the fuck did Cube² Hypercube avoid this thread? Dear fucking Christ, that was bad.

_________________
Grim... wrote:
I wish Craster had left some girls for the rest of us.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Worst. Film. Ever.
PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 23:53 
SupaMod
User avatar
Commander-in-Cheese

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 49250
SOUTHLAND FUCKING TALES, FUCKHEAD.

_________________
GoddessJasmine wrote:
Drunk, pulled Craster's pork, waiting for brdyime story,reading nuts. Xz


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Worst. Film. Ever.
PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 0:31 
SupaMod
User avatar
Est. 1978

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 69756
Location: Your Mum
I thought about it tonight, but it's really long!

( :hat:)

_________________
Grim... wrote:
I wish Craster had left some girls for the rest of us.


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Reply to topic  [ 320 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 3, 4, 5, 6, 7

All times are UTC [ DST ]


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Columbo, Vogons and 0 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search within this thread:
You are using the 'Ted' forum. Bill doesn't really exist any more. Bogus!
Want to help out with the hosting / advertising costs? That's very nice of you.
Are you on a mobile phone? Try http://beex.co.uk/m/
RIP, Owen. RIP, MrC. RIP, Dimmers.

Powered by a very Grim... version of phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group.