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Grim...
 Post subject: Re: Your perfect job
PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 15:10 
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I'm not sure I could top a job where just this morning I was asked to help someone put the Vengaboys' 'We're going to Ibiza' into a Powerpoint presentation.

There can be no reason - nor excuse - for this.

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Jeez, who pissed on your chips today. :D


You did. Putting time into trying to explain something to someone, and have them just laugh in your face and troll you (you're still doing it) isn't pleasant, so fuck off.
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kalmar
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Grim... wrote:
WTF?


There was an implicit "Calm the fuck down" in that post.

Must be the unseasonably hot weather or something :)
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Trooper
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Trooper wrote:
Jeez, who pissed on your chips today. :D


You did. Putting time into trying to explain something to someone, and have them just laugh in your face and troll you (you're still doing it) isn't pleasant, so fuck off.


:D Seriously dude WTF?
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WTB
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It's warm today, isn't it?
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Grim...
 Post subject: Re: Your perfect job
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kalmar wrote:
Grim... wrote:
WTF?


There was an implicit "Calm the fuck down" in that post.

Must be the unseasonably hot weather or something :)

Are you fucking kidding? Calm down where?

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kalmar
 Post subject: Re: Your perfect job
PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 15:14 
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Grim... wrote:
kalmar wrote:
Grim... wrote:
WTF?


There was an implicit "Calm the fuck down" in that post.

Must be the unseasonably hot weather or something :)

Are you fucking kidding? Calm down where?


Are we reading the same page?

edit: are you still being ironic?
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WTB
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throughsilver
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 15:15 
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Grim... wrote:
kalmar wrote:
Grim... wrote:
WTF?


There was an implicit "Calm the fuck down" in that post.

Must be the unseasonably hot weather or something :)

Are you fucking kidding? Calm down where?

On the Internet! Everyone stop being so angry! Including me!

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Grim...
 Post subject: Re: Your perfect job
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kalmar wrote:
Grim... wrote:
kalmar wrote:
Grim... wrote:
WTF?


There was an implicit "Calm the fuck down" in that post.

Must be the unseasonably hot weather or something :)

Are you fucking kidding? Calm down where?


Are we reading the same page?

Yes. Please point out what I said which you feel needed intervention.

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Grim...
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throughsilver wrote:
On the Internet! Everyone stop being so angry! Including me!

I'm fucking livid.

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Grim... wrote:
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Trooper
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 15:19 
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Ok, shut down the forum, we will never get a better thread than this, ever again :D
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Cras
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I have no idea what the fuck is going on.

Grim...'s point was that the irony is that it was Clarkson who famously accused HGV drivers of all being murderers.

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kalmar
 Post subject: Re: Your perfect job
PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 15:20 
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Grim... wrote:
kalmar wrote:
Grim... wrote:
kalmar wrote:
Grim... wrote:
WTF?


There was an implicit "Calm the fuck down" in that post.

Must be the unseasonably hot weather or something :)

Are you fucking kidding? Calm down where?


Are we reading the same page?

Yes. Please point out what I said which you feel needed intervention.


No. My post just happened to appear below yours. And it was hardly "intervention"!

WTF indeed.
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Zardoz
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What the fuck is going on in here?

:shrug:

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Squirt
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kalmar
 Post subject: Re: Your perfect job
PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 15:21 
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Grim...
 Post subject: Re: Your perfect job
PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 15:21 
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Craster wrote:
Grim...'s point was that the irony is that it was Clarkson who famously accused HGV drivers of all being murderers.

Right?!

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Trooper
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Zardoz wrote:
What the fuck is going on in here?

:shrug:


Pissy chip plates for everyone!
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Grim...
 Post subject: Re: Your perfect job
PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 15:22 
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kalmar wrote:
No. My post just happened to appear below yours. And it was hardly "intervention"!

Oh, so you weren't talking to me? You could have just said that after the initial "WTF".

Apols, though. I am merry again, and off to put some clothes on.

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Squirt
 Post subject: Re: Your perfect job
PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 15:23 
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You've been posting naked all this time?
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Grim...
 Post subject: Re: Your perfect job
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kalmar wrote:
Image

That's totally you, isn't it?

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Grim...
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You've been posting naked all this time?

Butt nekkid.

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Grim... wrote:
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kalmar
 Post subject: Re: Your perfect job
PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 15:24 
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Now that really does require intervention.
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Squirt
 Post subject: Re: Your perfect job
PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 15:24 
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Actually, my perfect job would be one where I could be naked on the internet at 3.24 on a Thursday.
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MaliA
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 15:25 
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Actually, my perfect job would be one where I could be naked on the internet at 3.24 on a Thursday.


Cam whore.

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wow it all went a bit wibbly there didn't it, i blame Trooper [vote:Trooper]

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Grim...
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Squirt wrote:
Actually, my perfect job would be one where I could be naked on the internet at 3.24 on a Thursday.

Note that I'm on holiday today, I got up at just before midday and have been working since.

Apart from when I went apeshit a few minutes ago, obvs.

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Trooper
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 15:32 
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wow it all went a bit wibbly there didn't it, i blame Trooper [vote:Trooper]


Blame Trooper!
Blame Trooper!
With his beady little eyes
And flappy head full of lies
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Trooper
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In all serious though.

W.T.F?
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Dimrill
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 15:39 
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Nah, Clarkson nicked it from Viz who've been doing the HGV-murderer joke for at least the last 10 years. Quite a lot of stuff on Top Gear is nicked from Viz.

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Did the original post of this get inspired by this article on the BBC ?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-17535330

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A complete new lifestyle beside the seaside could be yours, for £675,000.

Steve Graham, from Whitstable in Kent, is marketing his ice cream shop, three bedroom cottage, beach hut, and dinghy in one ready-made package.

After losing his wife, and battling cancer himself, Steve says he now wants to move on from what many people might think is the perfect lifestyle and take on a new challenge.

Instead of selling his assets individually, he hopes to pass on the complete portfolio, his 'Whitstable Dream', to someone else.
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DavPaz
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 16:08 
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DavPaz for mod!

If I could get paid for bumming around on the internet and noodling around in Minecraft... I'd do that. I lack ambition.
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Trooper
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DavPaz wrote:
DavPaz for mod!

If I could get paid for bumming around on the internet and noodling around in Minecraft... I'd do that. I lack ambition.


So... no change then.
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Trooper
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zaphod79 wrote:
Did the original post of this get inspired by this article on the BBC ?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-17535330

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A complete new lifestyle beside the seaside could be yours, for £675,000.

Steve Graham, from Whitstable in Kent, is marketing his ice cream shop, three bedroom cottage, beach hut, and dinghy in one ready-made package.

After losing his wife, and battling cancer himself, Steve says he now wants to move on from what many people might think is the perfect lifestyle and take on a new challenge.

Instead of selling his assets individually, he hopes to pass on the complete portfolio, his 'Whitstable Dream', to someone else.


That feels like a lot of money, for not that much.
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DavPaz
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DavPaz for mod!

If I could get paid for bumming around on the internet and noodling around in Minecraft... I'd do that. I lack ambition.


So... no change then.

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