Your perfect job

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Mar 29, 2012 15:10

devilman wrote:

I'm not sure I could top a job where just this morning I was asked to help someone put the Vengaboys' 'We're going to Ibiza' into a Powerpoint presentation.

There can be no reason - nor excuse - for this.

metalangel · **Posted:** Thu Mar 29, 2012 15:10

Trooper wrote:

Jeez, who pissed on your chips today.

You did. Putting time into trying to explain something to someone, and have them just laugh in your face and troll you (you're still doing it) isn't pleasant, so fuck off.

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Mar 29, 2012 15:12

Grim... wrote:

WTF?

There was an implicit "Calm the fuck down" in that post.

Must be the unseasonably hot weather or something

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22393

metalangel wrote:

Trooper wrote:

Jeez, who pissed on your chips today.

You did. Putting time into trying to explain something to someone, and have them just laugh in your face and troll you (you're still doing it) isn't pleasant, so fuck off.

Seriously dude WTF?

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

It's warm today, isn't it?

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Mar 29, 2012 15:13

kalmar wrote:

Grim... wrote:

WTF?

There was an implicit "Calm the fuck down" in that post.

Must be the unseasonably hot weather or something

Are you fucking kidding? Calm down where?

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Mar 29, 2012 15:14

Grim... wrote:

kalmar wrote:

Grim... wrote:

WTF?

There was an implicit "Calm the fuck down" in that post.

Must be the unseasonably hot weather or something

Are you fucking kidding? Calm down where?

Are we reading the same page?

edit: are you still being ironic?

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

Think it's time for a beer.

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

Grim... wrote:

kalmar wrote:

Grim... wrote:

WTF?

There was an implicit "Calm the fuck down" in that post.

Must be the unseasonably hot weather or something

Are you fucking kidding? Calm down where?

On the Internet! Everyone stop being so angry! Including me!

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Mar 29, 2012 15:16

kalmar wrote:

Grim... wrote:

kalmar wrote:

Grim... wrote:

WTF?

There was an implicit "Calm the fuck down" in that post.

Must be the unseasonably hot weather or something

Are you fucking kidding? Calm down where?

Are we reading the same page?

Yes. Please point out what I said which you feel needed intervention.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Mar 29, 2012 15:16

throughsilver wrote:

On the Internet! Everyone stop being so angry! Including me!

I'm fucking livid.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22393

Ok, shut down the forum, we will never get a better thread than this, ever again

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

I have no idea what the fuck is going on.

Grim...'s point was that the irony is that it was Clarkson who famously accused HGV drivers of all being murderers.

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Mar 29, 2012 15:20

Grim... wrote:

kalmar wrote:

Grim... wrote:

kalmar wrote:

Grim... wrote:

WTF?

There was an implicit "Calm the fuck down" in that post.

Must be the unseasonably hot weather or something

Are you fucking kidding? Calm down where?

Are we reading the same page?

Yes. Please point out what I said which you feel needed intervention.

No. My post just happened to appear below yours. And it was hardly "intervention"!

WTF indeed.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Mar 29, 2012 15:20

What the fuck is going on in here?

:shrug:

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6612

I'd like to own a marshmallow factory.

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Mar 29, 2012 15:21

Plissken · **Posted:** Thu Mar 29, 2012 15:21

I done a poo.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Mar 29, 2012 15:21

Craster wrote:

Grim...'s point was that the irony is that it was Clarkson who famously accused HGV drivers of all being murderers.

Right?!

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22393

Zardoz wrote:

What the fuck is going on in here?

:shrug:

Pissy chip plates for everyone!

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Mar 29, 2012 15:22

kalmar wrote:

No. My post just happened to appear below yours. And it was hardly "intervention"!

Oh, so you weren't talking to me? You could have just said that after the initial "WTF".

Apols, though. I am merry again, and off to put some clothes on.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6612

You've been posting naked all this time?

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Mar 29, 2012 15:23

kalmar wrote:

That's totally you, isn't it?

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Mar 29, 2012 15:23

Squirt wrote:

You've been posting naked all this time?

Butt nekkid.

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Mar 29, 2012 15:24

Now that really does require intervention.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6612

Actually, my perfect job would be one where I could be naked on the internet at 3.24 on a Thursday.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Mar 29, 2012 15:25

Squirt wrote:

Actually, my perfect job would be one where I could be naked on the internet at 3.24 on a Thursday.

Cam whore.

Slightly Green · **Joined:** 26th Aug, 2010 **Posts:** 2069

wow it all went a bit wibbly there didn't it, i blame Trooper [vote:Trooper]

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Mar 29, 2012 15:25

Squirt wrote:

Actually, my perfect job would be one where I could be naked on the internet at 3.24 on a Thursday.

Note that I'm on holiday today, I got up at just before midday and have been working since.

Apart from when I went apeshit a few minutes ago, obvs.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22393

Slightly Green wrote:

wow it all went a bit wibbly there didn't it, i blame Trooper [vote:Trooper]

Blame Trooper!
Blame Trooper!
With his beady little eyes
And flappy head full of lies

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22393

In all serious though.

W.T.F?

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Mar 29, 2012 15:39

Nah, Clarkson nicked it from Viz who've been doing the HGV-murderer joke for at least the last 10 years. Quite a lot of stuff on Top Gear is nicked from Viz.

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14518

Did the original post of this get inspired by this article on the BBC ?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-17535330

Quote:

A complete new lifestyle beside the seaside could be yours, for £675,000.

Steve Graham, from Whitstable in Kent, is marketing his ice cream shop, three bedroom cottage, beach hut, and dinghy in one ready-made package.

After losing his wife, and battling cancer himself, Steve says he now wants to move on from what many people might think is the perfect lifestyle and take on a new challenge.

Instead of selling his assets individually, he hopes to pass on the complete portfolio, his 'Whitstable Dream', to someone else.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38663

DavPaz for mod!

If I could get paid for bumming around on the internet and noodling around in Minecraft... I'd do that. I lack ambition.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22393

DavPaz wrote:

DavPaz for mod!

If I could get paid for bumming around on the internet and noodling around in Minecraft... I'd do that. I lack ambition.

So... no change then.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22393

zaphod79 wrote:

Did the original post of this get inspired by this article on the BBC ?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-17535330

Quote:

A complete new lifestyle beside the seaside could be yours, for £675,000.

Steve Graham, from Whitstable in Kent, is marketing his ice cream shop, three bedroom cottage, beach hut, and dinghy in one ready-made package.

After losing his wife, and battling cancer himself, Steve says he now wants to move on from what many people might think is the perfect lifestyle and take on a new challenge.

Instead of selling his assets individually, he hopes to pass on the complete portfolio, his 'Whitstable Dream', to someone else.

That feels like a lot of money, for not that much.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38663

Trooper wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

DavPaz for mod!

If I could get paid for bumming around on the internet and noodling around in Minecraft... I'd do that. I lack ambition.

So... no change then.

WTF, you cock gobbler! Fuck you and the horse you rode in on, dick breath!

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