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Your willy emerges from your abdomen when aroused?

You Isle of Man folk are weird.

Pricing a house for an elderly rich couple, over £1.7m currently for a three-bedroom house. Amaze.

Is that like £1.7MM of bricks and shit like that?

Yeah, build cost plus prelims, overheads and profit. So add to that the land cost, plus consultants fees etc. Expensive three bedroom house. Amongst other special shit they've asked for, they want a koi carp pond outside that you can see from inside the house.

Then she'll fail, won't she?


I hate massages. Hate them. Get your hands off me. UGH.

Whoah, wait - that's just the build cost? Not even the land?! Holy fuck!

Ooh, so they'll be specifying some sort of transparent medium in a frame set in the wall of the house? That is fancy-pants!


I want a floating duck island.

I'm borrowing my dad's tractor to "landscape" my garden shortly. Should be fun.

No, I think the land is included (I was wondering that, too). Right?

For £1.7MM, I want a hollowed out volcano.

Happy birthday DavPaz! I don't get what that montage of girls that Perkies posted is about?

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I will build you a Tracy Island for half that.

"Some people get fatter"

Heh, that was my first thought too. Not geeky enough though - needs webcams/CCTV.

OK, underwater fish-cams connected to a 50" plasma which also serves as a coffee table? I can has consultancy fee now.

Having said that, when I one day build myself a house it will be so tricked out it's unreal. Living room not big enough for a party? No problem, we'll just MOVE THE WALLS to make it bigger. Because that's the future, bitches.

I really, really hate the fact that we're still building essentially the same houses we were building 150 years ago.

No, no land. We price purely the build cost. The M&E (mechanical & electrical) alone is coming in at over £300k. There be some sexy shiny lights... And a lift.

@kalmar - Hah Piss off!

The parents of an ex of mine lived in a house built to her father's specifications. Some bits were great, others, not so much.

Ker-ist.

Basically, yeah. Part of it is how sudden it is... in the first picture, she is probably 15 or 16 on the left, and 18 or 19 on the right.

Nope, Jay Kay did that YEARS AGO.

I don't like the idea of paying women to touch me.

If I had the money to build a house I would recreate the mansion from Resident Evil.

Cluedo mansion, natch.

I'd want at least one secret room accessible through a revolving bookcase.

I'd want an observatory.

I want rooms that are only accessible by ascending to a higher plane of existance.

2001: A Craster Odyssey.

Buy a first floor flat then.

My Grand Designs house goes downwards. I've got a really quite terrifying number of engineering and construction details ironed out in my head already.

Yeah, but you'd finally get there and just find Wesley Crusher looking all smug.

It's fine. He'd quickly fall foul of one of the many layers of mechanical security built into the building. In particular, the wesley crusher.

I think it'd be inconvenient to have to assemble a pendant from pieces depicting an eagle, a hare, and a lion every time you wanted to go to the bathroom.

Kris Kuksi!

Posted about him in that arty farty thread a while back.

Awesome.

It's no Burt-Tank

Is that the new Popemobile?

SPOILZ

I can't imagine women touching me without financial transaction taking place.

You still doing that stripper gig, bud?

That's strictly 'look but don't touch'

I heard he stops grinding if you don't spent a penny in his slot.

When I was a kid my humbrol painted yank platoon faced off against Jerry in many a skirmish on my battleboard. They were always the cast from Kelly's Heroes. That church-tank would have so been awesome on that battleboard. Look out Donald Sutherland!

Worst. Upskirt. Attempt. Ever.



I need a camera that boots faster.

Did you not see the cut scenes from Nemesis? Wesley decends to become an engineering lacky on Riker's new ship. So much for all that 'higher plane' bullshit.

Lame.

Is that car really big or is she small?

Is he attempting to get upskirt shots of his own wife?

Fair play to be honest, can't knock it.