Beex Weex 21/10/11

Jim Taggart · **Joined:** 21st Jan, 2009 **Posts:** 3

Hullo, it wiz meant tae be Wullie daein' this weeks collection but since he's been plantin' folk up on Rannoch Moor all week we've had tae haul him in for questioning. In short, we believe that... there's been a murder!

Here's what intelligence we've skimmed from the forum so far...

Folk are still running rampage with unlicensed firearms in a "game" they call Gears of War 3. We've taken a note of your names, expect a visit soon.
Our colleagues sooth o' the border are still having bother wi' the tinkers, but MaliA got his wish.
The boyracers have taken the rather sensible move of forming a car club & moving on to track racing. Thank Christ, we were getting tired of "chasing" you in your wee shitey Novas, they never presented much of a challenge even if we were in the big heavy riot van.
Some of you are planning to visit the denizens that inhabit "the big hoose".
This months AA meeting will be on the 26th.
Some joker's digging up deid folk in cities around the UK & chasing people with them, sounds like a hoax but we'll need to investigate anyway.
The tannoy on our van reckons 2011 is the best year for games ever!
There was a mass orgy in one of our public conveniences. Names have been taken, I hope none of you are politicians.
A new game mode for curb crawlers.
The huge battle that's been raging on for ages is drawing to a conclusion, we're standing by to arrest the battered losers.
More murder!
Dealers are slowly releasing a new drug* into the forum's circulation, we have no idea if it's as addictive as heroin coated pringles, but rest assured we'll find out.
* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci9jA_4O3GI

Of course being a polis isn't without it's funny sides, here's this week's wee crackers...

PC Dave's phone is still ripping the pish out him.
PC Malc74 got to the heart of what BR are good at.
PC Kalmar gives PC Dave advice on how to stay warm this winter.
PC Malc74 serenades PC Grim....
PC Alberto gives advice on risk avoidance.
PC Malabelm knows PC MaliA all too well.
& last but not least WPC Mimi sings us a song.

Several thankyous to Trooper, Plissken, Zardoz, MaliA, flis, DavPaz, Doctor Glyndwr & TheVision for assisting us in our investigation.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

Jim Taggart wrote:

The tannoy on our van

Lulz!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Oct 21, 2011 14:50

MaliA · **Posted:** Sat Oct 22, 2011 0:37

Sterling work, sir.

flis · **Joined:** 26th May, 2008 **Posts:** 3333

This is amazing

Curiosity · **Posted:** Sat Oct 22, 2011 13:38

Supoib effort.

Malc74 · **Posted:** Sat Oct 22, 2011 14:11

Jings! That wiz awfy guid!

Wullie · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 6183

Cheers all. It was easier than I thought it'd be considering I'd been away all week

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Oct 25, 2011 12:44

Did you remember to pick the next surprise guy?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

He did.

Wullie · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 6183

Aye, I'm away most of this week too so there'd be no chance of a repeat performance :DD

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38667

Gentle reminder folks: You make Beex Week what it is by nominating your favorite posts of the week. Click the PM button on the post, remove the poster's name and replace with 'beex weeker' and send!

Et viola!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Oct 28, 2011 16:23

Gentle reminder, where the fuck is this weeks Beex Weex?

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Oct 28, 2011 16:27

HEY WHAT THE FUCK

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38667

This weeks nominee has requested patience as he has been unable to supply your weekly feex of lulz on time.

Please stand by. Your lulz are very important to us.

*greensleeves*

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Oct 28, 2011 16:34

DavPaz wrote:

*greensleeves*

*Transmission Vamp*

Malc74 · **Posted:** Fri Oct 28, 2011 16:36

Grim... wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

*greensleeves*

*Transmission Vamp*

Someone with an undead fetish who likes cars?

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Oct 28, 2011 16:36

It's the official Beex hold music.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Oct 28, 2011 16:43

I thought the Beex hold was a limp wristed wrestling move?

Malc74 · **Posted:** Fri Oct 28, 2011 16:45

Grim... wrote:

It's the official Beex hold music.

Tsk, that's Every Rose Has Its Thorn, obv.
Don't make me serenade you again.

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14518

Malc74 wrote:

Grim... wrote:

It's the official Beex hold music.

Tsk, that's Every Rose Has Its Thorn, obv.
Don't make me serenade you again.

Isnt it the final countdown now ?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Oct 28, 2011 16:51

zaphod79 wrote:

Isnt it the final countdown now ?

It is for the forum. :attitude:

Malc74 · **Posted:** Fri Oct 28, 2011 16:53

zaphod79 wrote:

Malc74 wrote:

Grim... wrote:

It's the official Beex hold music.

Tsk, that's Every Rose Has Its Thorn, obv.
Don't make me serenade you again.

Isnt it the final countdown now ?

Shatner should totally do a cover version.

"It's the final... count. Down.
Deedle... dee dee. Deedle dumpty... dee."

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Oct 28, 2011 17:01

We all left together
But still it's ah well
And maybe we'll come back
To WoS, who can tell?
I guess there's a man brat to blame
We've left the cunt now
Will things ever be the same again?

It's the final countdown
The final countdown

Ohh
We're mostly talk penis and still we stand tall
'CUS maybe will steal us and bum us all, yea
With so many spammers these days, trying to make pounds
(To make pounds)
I'm sure the mods will save us all, so

It's the final countdown
The final countdown
The final countdown
(The final countdown)
Ohh ho ohh

Malc74 · **Posted:** Fri Oct 28, 2011 17:05

I'd nominate that for post of the week IF WE EVER GET ANOTHER BEEX WEEX!

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

That's a post of the purgatory period between two Beex Weex periods if ever I saw one.

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