Be Excellent To Each Other

Stop talking about the fucking races.

Racest.

You know your morning is not going well when you find yourself thinking "oh god not the recorders again"

edit: "you must be so proud, I know I am getting all emotional and they are not even my children!!!"

* as one the audience thinks

"we are happy to see our kid, we couldn't give a flying fig about anyone elses kids, please shut the fuck up and let's get this over with as soon as possable so we can all go home"

Got no work to do right now. Just showed the accounts girl that to operate the shredder, turning it on might help. Tempted to just go home.

Shout "AH, FUCK THIS SHIT!". Stand up, tip your desk forward violently. Remove tie and walk out briskly without making eye contact.

I'm not wearing a tie. Nobody does. it's venture capital, innit? otherwise, yeah. I'm feeling pretty disspirited right now.

Go and look at the astrolabes in the history of science museum on Broad Street. That always calms me down when I've had a rough morning.

Then we'll have a pint later if you're in town, or coffee at lunchtime somewhere.

FFS. Idiots.

Just redefine "commuting distance"

Nobody here wears a tie. I wear a tie. I don't like not wearing a tie with shirts.

"Get job, stay with inlaws an hour away, buy house, move".
I'm grumpysocks right now, and not suffering fools.

No, it's not that bad. Just got off to a bad start.

Man Rule #4 - You don't turn down a pint, you fool.

Driving, innit?

Have you read 'American Gods' by neil Gaiman? I think you'd like it.

I have, yes! I thought it was pretty good. The ending was a bit meh, though.

Isn't there a "sequel" of sorts? Anansi Boys, or something?

If I have to wear a work shirt then I feel weird without one. They're optional here but I choose to wear them.

Not sure. it was on a 3 fr 2 offer at a bookshop. I'l look at amazon later. Agree with you as regards the ending. I've started on the 4th book of The Lost Fleet. Kinda pointless, given the blurb on the back of the two remaining books outline the entire plot.

Evidenly you are since you are posting here.

:lol: was having an argument on the internet with a real piece of work and posted on SA about it in a thread that's pretty much "hey guys look at this talentless wanker", he somehow found the big discussion over what a tosser he was and had a go at me in the original thread. I really couldn't give a fuck if he goes running to the mods because goons think he's a twat so I've politly replied to him in the original and told him to go fuck himself on SA.

@ Decca - I must confess, that pic of Miliband in your avatar, strangely looks like he's just farted and is wafting the result towards himself for 'analysis' purposes? (The so-called "Scoop Test"). He looks vaguely pleased with himself, too? 'Affirmative! Cabbage variety!'

There again, perhaps it's just me.

I can hear Sinister Agent spinning in his grave about this.

He ain't got no style.

As long as they stay optional. If your SHAMELESS KOWTOWING inspires management to enforce it on the FREE PEOPLES OF THE OFFICE, however, I shall commence spinning.

For a minute I was genuinely worried that you'd somehow stumbled across my secret identity.

Mindless corporate drones, snuffling at the trough for scraps thrown out by The Man.

Can you find the thread I made about you, though?

[edit]Oh, it wasn't me actually. But I post in it!

A mods life is rarely a happy one.

I pu a new set of ear buds (from the huge pouch full of them they supply) into my snazzy spensive super earphones a few days back.

Cor blimey, it makes a signficant difference having a new set on there. I hereby vow to change them more often.

Cheaper alternative - clean the wax out of your ears more regularly, so it doesn't gunk up your 'phones.

is it on SHC by any chance? I refuse to go there anymore, don't even lurk

I feel somewhat more cheery after I ate an omlette for lunch (I walked past Nandos).

Anyone who doesn't like Nandos is broken. And probably likes it up the bum from goats.

Hang on -

"Most users ever online was 183 on Sat Mar 05, 2011 5:28 pm"

WTF happened in March? Did DFS come back?

Hi.

I've only been to a Nando's once. It was almost entirely unmemorable. All I remember is that the menus were vaguely childish.

It's like Kentucky only with an extra layer of slime.

Is that the goat talking?

They do a reasonable veggie burger if you're all out of options.

You would *have* to be all out of options (including the placemats) for that to be the choice.

We talked about the internet hacking stories a bit, then we had loads of guests for a while. The two may not have been related....

Naa-aa-aa!

L-LOL

DavPaz got bored and logged on as all his sock puppets at once.

And fewer breasts!



Malc

Think sofas.

That's what I mean. Did a bi-directional sitting room furniture piece come back?

I'm quite sure that was in fact the day I told my third best anecdote about crazy women I have almost slept with.

Are there any crazy women you haven't almost slept with?

Dear everyone in procurement and all of our vendors - "SLAs" and "KPIs" do not have apostrophes in them.

Also, marketing department - "Pass's"? Really? You're fired, you fucking cretin.