GOVERNMENTYARD'S ONLINE COTTAGE

GovernmentYard · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5318

For those that remain, the party's in here.

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

Is it alright if I party hard tomorrow night? I'm off to Newcastle tonight for a chum's birthday. Mandatory.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6612

Woooo! Parrrr-teeee! Woooo!

:metul:

* downs mug of home-made punch, eats badly cooked barbecue, downs more punch, is sick, falls over and goes to sleep *

TheVision · **Posted:** Fri Oct 15, 2010 14:40

It doesn't work at work...

Looks like I'll be partying on my own then. :nerd:

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

If everyone is away, who is on mod duties?

I nominate myself to be in charge. If you wish to post this weekend, please paypal £2 to (lindabarker - ed)@hotmail.com.

TheVision · **Posted:** Fri Oct 15, 2010 14:42

I'll let you post for £1.99.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Oct 15, 2010 14:46

I didn't think online cottaging would work as well as this.

GovernmentYard · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5318

TheVision wrote:

It doesn't work at work...

Looks like I'll be partying on my own then. :nerd:

It's just a video, you don't need it for partying. In fact, the partying can be pretty much anything you want it to be. I'm sat here hungover to fuck, quietly having a little surf before I feel able to manage a baked potato without heaving. But I'm doing so with my knob out, which makes it a party.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Oct 15, 2010 14:50

*gets knob out*

*goes stair surfing*

:metul:

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16639

This is a horrible party and I've had enough. Everyone go home now please.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Oct 15, 2010 14:56

*drinks someone elses can until cigarette end touches lip*

*hurls in Crasters handbag*

*moonwalks across pile of cardigans*

flis · **Joined:** 26th May, 2008 **Posts:** 3333

I really shouldn't be here but Ramsea is away and I'm so lonely. Oh I really shouldn't have a drink, I lose all my inhibitions after a glass of wine.

I may have said too much....

TheVision · **Posted:** Fri Oct 15, 2010 15:01

I've just been crying on the stairs for a good 20 minutes and no one came to comfort me..

Some party this is! :roll:

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6612

* Drunkenly says something utterly inappropriate to flis, before bursting into tears, spilling wine over the carpet and then locking himself in the toilet *

GovernmentYard · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5318

You aren't partying hard enough.

Malc74 · **Posted:** Fri Oct 15, 2010 15:11

*turns up in a Superman costume*
The fuck? They told me it was fancy dress!

The Egg · **Joined:** 16th Aug, 2008 **Posts:** 412

Sorry, I can't hear you. I'm currently standing naked on the garage roof wearing nothing but my beer hat and a smile.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Oct 15, 2010 15:18

GovernmentYard wrote:

You aren't partying hard enough.

*Swims with Barrymore*
*Drives swimming pool into TV*

lasermink · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 1883

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Oct 15, 2010 15:45

devilman · **Posted:** Fri Oct 15, 2010 15:46

*gets steadily drunk in the corner while waiting for a vaguely familiar song to come on before giving up and sloping off home early*

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

devilman wrote:

*gets steadily drunk in the corner while waiting for a vaguely familiar song to come on before giving up and sloping off home early*

Hey! Are you coming to Newcastle with me tonight?

Malc74 · **Posted:** Fri Oct 15, 2010 15:56

Zardoz wrote:

Christ! YOU HAD TO GO THERE!

GovernmentYard · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5318

This is getting out of hand.

GovernmentYard · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5318

Party food: What party food is everyone having?

I just had a jacket potato with tuna mayonnaise and next I'm having chocolate bread.

The Egg · **Joined:** 16th Aug, 2008 **Posts:** 412

Some Tic-Tacs and a glass of water.

My body is a temple.

devilman · **Posted:** Fri Oct 15, 2010 16:16

GovernmentYard wrote:

Party food: What party food is everyone having?

Cheese and pineapple on cocktail sticks and crisps of an indeterminate flavour.

GovernmentYard · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5318

I've never understood the need for those.

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Fri Oct 15, 2010 16:48

Primula cheese on ritz crackers here

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14518

GovernmentYard wrote:

I've never understood the need for those.

The cocktail stick ? , its to stop Zardoz using other things to keep the pineapple off the floor.

Kern · **Posted:** Fri Oct 15, 2010 16:54

Are you going to put the Demis Roussos LP on?

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26100

Oh, I made biscuits yesterday.

Attachment:

Picture 5.jpg

They don't all say Andrew Neil, mind.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Oct 15, 2010 17:12

Shame. I'd like an Andrew Neil biscuit.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26100

You can have that one - it's still available. We ate the ones that said 'Fuck yeah biscuit win', though. There is also a Land Shark biscuit and several that have my name on them, and Monkey ones, too.

See, baking. We can have a party with baking, too.

The biscuits are quite yummy, as it happens.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Mimi wrote:

Oh, I made biscuits yesterday.

Attachment:

Picture 5.jpg

They don't all say Andrew Neil, mind.

964 Bananas.

More bananas could have been scored by icing an unconvincing toupee onto the top of the biscuits.

Morte · **Posted:** Fri Oct 15, 2010 18:04

Thanks Mimi, that's the bestest thing I've seen all day.

Craig · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 1236

Just got up?
:munkeh:

Morte · **Posted:** Fri Oct 15, 2010 18:10

No, just at work...and there is definitely nothing bestest to see there.

flis · **Joined:** 26th May, 2008 **Posts:** 3333

My drunkeness is embarrassing now, in light of the cool biscuits......Darn.

More wine, anyone?

*Avoids eye contact with Squirt*

Gilly, there's whiskey in the globe. Pineapple and cheese onastick?

sdg · **Posted:** Fri Oct 15, 2010 19:15

Was making sure I had something to eat before partying. Had sausages and mustard mash with homemade onion gravy. My nephew (Cookie197) is here as well and said the gravy 'wasn't that great but he'd eat it anyway'

usually he loves my cooking so I'll let him off. It might have been the wine I used

So now to the drink! *opens bottle of wine*

Plissken · **Posted:** Fri Oct 15, 2010 19:41

Yeah, I'm with Dan. You know Dan, yeah? I'm with him. He hasn't arrived yet. He said he was coming later. I brought a bottle ofbeer. I'll wait for him in the kitchen.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26100

Who is using the toilet? They've been in there for about 20 minutes. Have they passed out? We're all waiting to go, out here!

Plissken · **Posted:** Fri Oct 15, 2010 20:00

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

I want chocolate bread.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38663

Craster wrote:

I want chocolate bread.

Your face is chocolate bread

kalmar · **Posted:** Fri Oct 15, 2010 20:48

Get back here Craster!

flis · **Joined:** 26th May, 2008 **Posts:** 3333

Craster wrote:

I want chocolate bread.

Haaahahah! Well you went to the wrong party and we're having *way* more fun here with....er....a blocked toilet and half a box of warm wine. Yeah!

I totally told him. ?:|

Plissken · **Posted:** Fri Oct 15, 2010 20:56

LET'S PLAY TWISTER!

devilman · **Posted:** Fri Oct 15, 2010 20:58

Plissken wrote:

LET'S PLAY TWISTER!

Ok! *strips*

flis · **Joined:** 26th May, 2008 **Posts:** 3333

You get your kit off and I'll get the vegetable oil!!

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