Be Excellent To Each Other

I bet it doesn't even fucking burn your tongue off when you eat it.

They should get Dave to link the canal up to Kalmar's place, then slide down the waterfall to Mr Dom's.

They could actually send Mr Dave down there, he could teach them all to be like Mr Dave then they could all climb back out.

Mr Dave could take them a portable generator with 10,000 litres of diesel and a 55" TV down the hole the size of a grapefruit to keep them entertained.

See the bit about making a canal? That's one way of filtering water. You pour your dirty water into the trench and then collect it from holes dug along the sides - it seeps through the soil to filter it.

Resourceful.

The water will be rusty and have some oil in it, but probably nothing else. But the article said they have sent a sample up to check what they've been drinking.

Nah, the question's not clear enough. It could easily be interpreted as "how much do the banks owe the government, and what's that on a per taxpayer basis", seeing as the whole point of the conversation was that "owes the taxpayer" is used interchangeably by everyone with "owes the government".

The question should have been "Do you think that, legally, the banks owe you money personally due to the government funded rescue packages?".

Results are in boys: Cock soup.

Yes.

No you don't.

I do.

I can assure you that you don't.

Have you shaved your 'nads yet?

Maybe, but I bet you don't get porn filters stopping you ordering goods and services on-line with a Chilean address. The same can't be said of Chorlton-cum-Hardy.

You can't assure your own face, Kissyfur.


No. They're not that hairy, just the odd wisp compared to the thicket above my shaft.

Hang on, I'm thinking of Trousers.

Not in that way, though.

I now have a mental image that may prevent me from enjoying my evening repast.

Trousers is all done. He tweeted that he'd had "more painful shits".

I did wonder why you were so interested, Kissyfur.

I'll picture message you tonight once the bleeding has subsided.

Out of his cock? WHAT HAVE THEY DONE!

Let's hope he feels the same way tomorrow.

Improved matters, obviously, if he's had more painful shits.

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2010 ... l?src=tptw

Choose Serena, second one down. Cor.

Send them instructions on how to play 'Murder In The Dark.'

Or Cluedo.

"I accuse Juan, in the refuge, with the pick axe."

They should play MineScum.

Judging by those biceps, she'd put us all to shame in the ol' 100 pushup challenge.

Does it matter which way round it goes?

Yeah I'm all done.

Procedure is very straightforward. Worst bit is disrobing your bottom half in the changing room then walking through to the procedure room with your meat and two veg swinging away. Well I say swinging the fear of what was happening and made my 'nads shrink back into my body.

I gibbered like an idiot throughout the whole affair lamenting the money wasted on NHS IT projects and at one point - I kid you not - the Doc asked if I was going on holiday this year.

They are sore at the moment but the operation itself was about 5% as painful as the chalazion removal I went through a while back.

I am milking it for all its worth of course.

Should have done that before, mate.


Glad it went ok.

I could watch Vera Zvonareva all day.

So does this make you a eunuch?

Minescum rules:
Miner, you have no specific role, but each day you can vote to eat someone. [win: survive]
Psycho: Your TNT brought down the roof; you are responsible for this mess and you don't care you are just upset they got trapped alive. Each night you can suffocate someone. [winPrime:kill everyone] [winSec: kill > 20%]

GuiltRidden: You think that bringing down the roof was your fault through inexperience. Your role is to convince everyone it wasn't your fault. [win: go 2 days in a row without a vote]

Explosives expert: You know someone brought that roof down, you don't know who. As part of your kit you have an explosives detector. Each night you can investigate someone for trace explosives. [win: locate the psycho]

Believer: you are Mapuche and a devout follower of Elmapun. Each night phase you can recruit a follower. You will be able to communicate with your follower in any way you wish.

First Recruit: Welcome to the Mapuche, you were a simple miner, now you follow the old ways. As a gift for you conversion, the Andean gods have gifted you with enhanced eyesight. Each night you can investigate a person. You will find out their role.

Recruit: you are a member of the Mapuche tribe now.
[MapucheWin: have a majority vote]

Management (2-4): You are company men to the core. Brainwashed and rotten. Everyday someone spends looking for these people costs your company money. Each night you can kill someone. [CompanyWin: Be the last men standing then end it for the good of the Company]

Sign up thread!

Bloody hell, that's genius

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There should be a music quiz this week. The Chilean Underground Quiz Team are losing out.

Tricky for me to watch all these in an open plan occife. I'll catch up with them later in the privacy of Castle Warhead.

Bloody couriers. They steal your parcels and wreck your mine.

They'll still be there in two weeks...

Last week would have been the Pakistani Synchronised Swimming Team, obv.

You people are fabulously insensitive. It's disgusting!



And that's why I love you so!

We've been the Haitian Underground Quiz Team, the Russian Underground Quiz Team, and the Mumbai Air Traffic Control Team before now. The rest of the audience really doesn't like it.

We're the only team he's ever had to give a disclaimer to before reading out the team name, he told me once.

The MI6 Sports and Social Club Team is looking for a new member.

We used to go to a pub quiz that had quite a good prize for the most tasteless quiz team name, with bonus points if it were culled from the headlines. We'd win a minute behind the bar pouring as many pints as we could, or something pretty cool like that.

Guard your uteruses, boys.

Good work!

I tried getting myself spayed like what Trousers done did, but the tubes keep hooking back up. My swimmers will not be stopped!

Huh, free calls to that US of America and Canada on Gmail, somehow.

I like Serena a lot. Is Maria Kirilenko on that NY Times thing? She's not great, but she's lovely.

I've just read via the Sky News app, that the BNP faces bankruptcy due to the weight of legal costs against it.

Although their attempt to shut down Searchlight through legal means was deemed wrong, surely litigating against a political party to shut them down is a bad thing.

Are they being litigated against to shut them down, or litigated against for things they've done which deserve litigation?

Probably the latter, I just thought I'd throw it out there to provoke debate and redefine "edgy".

That, and I'm stuck on "Breaking the siege of Kvatch" and a bit narked.

I saw the Messiah Stradivarius today, as I had a few minutes to kill, and a couple of allegros. I can't with it though.

It is absolutely beautiful.