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 Post subject: Ninja Gaywood II
PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 15:01 
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Anyone had a go at the Ninja Gaiden II demo? I have, its a bit good. The actual game is coming out very soon too!


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 Post subject: Re: Ninja Gaywood II
PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 15:02 
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Very much enjoyed it, which surprised me.

If the full game didn't have any bosses and started me with lots of health and fully-upgraded weapons, I might get it.

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 Post subject: Re: Ninja Gaywood II
PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 15:06 
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Love some of the execution moves. Like the one where you lop off your opponents legs, and then swiftly decapitate him. Glorious.


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 Post subject: Re: Ninja Gaywood II
PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 15:07 
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I got bored and left it before the demo ended which isn't a good sign really.

Give me Viewtiful Joe any day.

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cutting off their legs and then when they are standing on two stumps taking off their head
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 Post subject: Re: Ninja Gaywood II
PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 15:09 
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The Rev Owen wrote:
If the full game didn't have any bosses and started me with lots of health and fully-upgraded weapons, I might get it.
I strongly suspect, based on the earlier one I played, that it will be hard enough to make grown men cry.


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 Post subject: Re: Ninja Gaywood II
PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 15:09 
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Ah yes *turns on eggbox to download* interested in this since ChocoboOfDoom recommended it on Burny Pee about 2 months ago.

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 Post subject: Re: Ninja Gaywood II
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eggbox... ChocoboOfDoom... Burny Pee
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 Post subject: Re: Ninja Gaywood II
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 Post subject: Re: Ninja Gaywood II
PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 15:21 
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the camera's a bit of a nightmare and everything moves a bit too fast which meant I lost track of which ninja was mine.

seems sort of like fun though. needs to be about 20 quid cheaper and could do without Conan, Dynasty Warriors or Viking existing.

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 Post subject: Re: Ninja Gaywood II
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I'm more excited about the Civ Rev demo that's coming out tomorrow. Now there's a game I want.

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 Post subject: Re: Ninja Gaywood II
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I bought the first one and couldn't get past the guy on a horse on a bridge at the start. Too hard and not in a fun way.

Can understand it's appeal though.

Saying that though Eurogamer slated it for having "cheap difficulty" a lot of the time rather than the "bastard hard" difficulty of the first game. So buyer beware and that.

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 Post subject: Re: Ninja Gaywood II
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I played the first one until a helicopter shot me to fuck with annoying knock down attacks. Up until then I quite enjoyed it though.

Really didn't like this demo though. The pole thing that smashes the heads off rather than lopping them off is rather good but overall it's way way way too fast to not have some kind of zoomed at camera or something or at least some kind of intelligent camera.

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 Post subject: Re: Ninja Gaywood II
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I loved the first one, but never got past the electric worm boss. It was an ace, relentlessly difficult game.


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 Post subject: Re: Ninja Gaywood II
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The Rev Owen wrote:
I'm more excited about the Civ Rev demo that's coming out tomorrow. Now there's a game I want.

IS IT??????????

I sort of liked the Xbox Ninja Gaiden, but it was very hard and scared me. I imagine the second will be similarly punishing.

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 Post subject: Re: Ninja Gaywood II
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I fucking love this game. It's all skill. The camera issue that has been much derided by reviewers is a total mountain out of a molehill. Use the right trigger button as your first port of call and you're away.


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 Post subject: Re: Ninja Gaywood II
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Seeing as this game has the word 'gay' in it, how long will it be before everyone's LIVE accounts are banned for playing it?

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 Post subject: Re: Ninja Gaywood II
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Seeing as this game has the word 'gay' in it, how long will it be before everyone's LIVE accounts are banned for playing it?
Perhaps I should write a game called Ninja Gaywood for the XNA stuff.


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 Post subject: Re: Ninja Gaywood II
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That would be awesome.

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 Post subject: Re: Ninja Gaywood II
PostPosted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:00 
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'Gaiden' doesn't contain the syllable 'gay', you n00bs.

Anyway, I played the demo of this earlier, in an insomniac daze, and I hated it. I couldn't see what the hell was going on, the camera was infuriating me, it looked horrid and all I was doing was mashing two buttons, with no real satisfaction at all.

Also, Tam got really pissed off at me for using that picture on UK:Resistance as wallpaper.

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 Post subject: Re: Ninja Gaywood II
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Davydd Grimm wrote:
'Gaiden' doesn't contain the syllable 'gay', you n00bs.
Did you notice that the subject line of this thread is "Ninja Gaywood II" and not "Ninja Gaiden II"? This is what we call a pun or play on words.

And in case you were wondering, to "patronise" means "to talk down to" :hat:

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Also, Tam got really pissed off at me for using that picture on UK:Resistance as wallpaper.
What pic was that?


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 Post subject: Re: Ninja Gaywood II
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I know, I haven't slept. I was also making a rather feeble joke at the expense of people who didn't spend their entire teenage years watching stupid Japanese cartoons.

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 Post subject: Re: Ninja Gaywood II
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Cripes, if Meaty were around he'd be rubbing his thighs quite vigourously.

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 Post subject: Re: Ninja Gaywood II
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Cripes, if Meaty were around he'd be rubbing his thighs quite vigourously.


I've worn away the skin on mine.

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 Post subject: Re: Ninja Gaywood II
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 Post subject: Re: Ninja Gaywood II
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Dimrill wrote:
if Meaty were around he'd be rubbing his thighs quite vigourously.
Perhaps I should MMS him. It'd only cost him about £450 to receive it whilst abroad. I'm sure he'd agree it'd be money well spent.

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 Post subject: Re: Ninja Gaywood II
PostPosted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 13:30 
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Davydd Grimm wrote:
Anyway, I played the demo of this earlier, in an insomniac daze, and I hated it. I couldn't see what the hell was going on, the camera was infuriating me, it looked horrid and all I was doing was mashing two buttons, with no real satisfaction at all.

:this:

Even with its ham-fisted God Of War cover-band stylings, Conan was a hundred times more fun than the NGII demo.

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