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 Post subject: I'm convinced
PostPosted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 22:04 
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RwB5Nr6JWM

Can't fault the science, here.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm convinced
PostPosted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 22:26 
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Wow. There's just no comeback to that.


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 Post subject: Re: I'm convinced
PostPosted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 22:27 
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What relevance did the animal/mineral/plant vibrations have? It was almost as if she added it in at the last second to add some [supposed] credence to her gobbledygook.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm convinced
PostPosted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 22:31 
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How come Einstein never figured out you could just ignore the mass, since there's really not much of it in the universe?

I actually couldn't bear to watch past 1:47, and I'm not even a scientician.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm convinced
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Th3Mull3dW1n0K1d wrote:
How come Einstein never figured out you could just ignore the mass, since there's really not much of it in the universe?


I expect because Einstein, the fool, was using the traditional definition of energy (i.e. the capacity to do work), rather than the New Age Homoeopathic definition (i.e. a mystical power/force that doesn't exist but we include to bamboozle/trick/cheat those gullible enough to buy into our mumbo-jumbo).

So we can, therefore, conclude that Einstein was in fact a complete idiot.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm convinced
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And don't forget, we must all be energy, because we all vibrate because... string theory.

What about it?

No, just... string theory.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm convinced
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No one understands string theory.

Or advanced physics.

Those that say they do, we kill. Remove the head. OK?

Them's the rules.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm convinced
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And don't forget, we must all be energy, because we all vibrate because... string theory.

What about it?

No, just... string theory.

And Steven Hawking was sent by God to show us this :facepalm:

Yeah, I watched another minute or two, but still haven't made it past halfway.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm convinced
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 Post subject: Re: I'm convinced
PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 14:10 
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And because of vibrational energy string theory, if your dog gets loose and takes a dump in her back garden, she's going to throw a bomb at your house!

Me: "Dr. Warner, that bomb your threw at me has blown my arm off! Get me to hospital quick!"

Dr. W: "Nah, don't worry about that. Mass is irrelevant, it's just your vibrational energy out of sink. Take this string-theory-vibrational-energy-water and you'll feel right as rain. I once gave a small dose to some guy and four weeks later he told me he felt much better!"

Me: "FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!"

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