Top 10 videogame ninjas

grumpysmurf · **Joined:** 6th Nov, 2008 **Posts:** 298

...this dojo.

Behold, the hardest video game ninjas of all time. Except for the crap cutesy platform character. And the obligatory hawt ninja babes.

I was going for a bright-eyed Your Sinclair vibe with this piece. I'm not sure that I succeeded. Anyway, a bonus point to whoever can name which game the first pic belongs to.

Malabelm · **Posted:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 11:38

I'll have a look now, but you might want to adjust your link to point to page 1 instead of 5

grumpysmurf · **Joined:** 6th Nov, 2008 **Posts:** 298

Malabar Front wrote:

I'll have a look now, but you might want to adjust your link to point to page 1 instead of 5

It was a ninja test. You passed.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38667

grumpysmurf wrote:

Anyway, a bonus point to whoever can name which game the first pic belongs to.

Last Ninja 3

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14518

grumpysmurf wrote:

I was going for a bright-eyed Your Sinclair vibe with this piece. I'm not sure that I succeeded. Anyway, a bonus point to whoever can name which game the first pic belongs to.

Its TLN (The Last Ninja) , no idea which version though

grumpysmurf · **Joined:** 6th Nov, 2008 **Posts:** 298

MrDavPaz wrote:

grumpysmurf wrote:

Anyway, a bonus point to whoever can name which game the first pic belongs to.

Last Ninja 3

Nope. Close though.

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8655

grumpysmurf wrote:

MrDavPaz wrote:

grumpysmurf wrote:

Anyway, a bonus point to whoever can name which game the first pic belongs to.

Last Ninja 3

Nope. Close though.

Remix?

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:20

Joans wrote:

grumpysmurf wrote:

MrDavPaz wrote:

grumpysmurf wrote:

Anyway, a bonus point to whoever can name which game the first pic belongs to.

Last Ninja 3

Nope. Close though.

Remix?

though. Close Nope.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:30

The Last Ninja: Band Camp

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14419

I've got a feeling that it's the front cover of the box for The Last Ninja on the Amiga, which was The Last Ninja 2, but just called The Last Ninja Remix.

grumpysmurf · **Joined:** 6th Nov, 2008 **Posts:** 298

Ian Aris wrote:

I've got a feeling that it's the front cover of the box for The Last Ninja on the Amiga, which was The Last Ninja 2, but just called The Last Ninja Remix.

Correct, except Ninja Remix was a remake of The Last Ninja, not The Last Ninja 2. No bonus points for you.

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

Penultimate Ninja.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 14:03

The Last Ninja: Citizens on Patrol

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 14:14

I always thought of Raikoh from Otogi as a Ninja, but the internet classes him as a Warrior.

Also: No Ninja Blade? The guy can surf on missiles fercrisakes!

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 14:15

Zardoz wrote:

Also: No Ninja Blade? The guy can surf on missiles fercrisakes!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 14:17

I must get round to finishing Ninja Blade actually.

grumpysmurf · **Joined:** 6th Nov, 2008 **Posts:** 298

Grim... wrote:

Zardoz wrote:

Also: No Ninja Blade? The guy can surf on missiles fercrisakes!

A ninja who relies on QTEs to defeat bosses? Not in my frickin' dojo.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 16:04

A ninja who adds a play mechanic to cut scenes? Yes prease!

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

I still think the best ninja is Contemplating Ninja. Basically, play Ninja Garden and leave the bloke facing a wall, his back to the camera. He will stand motionless,contemplating the futility of life, until the end of time itself. It is really quite beautiful.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 16:55

Where the fucking fuck is Yoshimitsu?

devilman · **Posted:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 16:57

sinister agent wrote:

I still think the best ninja is Contemplating Ninja. Basically, play Ninja Garden and leave the bloke facing a wall, his back to the camera. He will stand motionless,contemplating the futility of life, until the end of time itself. It is really quite beautiful.

I read that as Ninja Garden Leave, the flop follow-up where Hyabusa is made redundant.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Yoshi isn't a ninja.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 17:05

The internets verdict is split on Yoshi.

For the sake of me being right though, he is.

Also: http://soulcalibur.wikia.com/wiki/Yoshimitsu
"fighting style = Manji Ninjutsu"

Rodafowa · **Posted:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 17:45

sinister agent wrote:

Ninja Garden.

The follow-up to Viva Pinata was criticised for its new direction.

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

Yoshimitsu squeals and shrieks and fgihts in bright pink with a flag. Worst ninja ever.

Sir Taxalot · **Joined:** 5th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 4842

What about the ninja in Body Blows? He even shouts 'Ninjaaaaaa!' before the sword roll special move thingy.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 18:06

The last ninja was good at one thing only: Walking off platforms backwards.

NervousPete · **Posted:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 19:20

Wha? No Second Samurai?!

Clicked around on the site that did this list, did anybody spot the 'Most Over-rated Games of 2008' list by them?

This about MGS4 - seem familiar?

Quote:

As one particularly disgruntled gaming veteran put it: “There are things worse than death, and that includes wading through nine hours of wannabe-Z-movie cutscenes of dribbling nonsense written by an overindulged Japanese scifi nerd for the occasional brief snippet of video game.”

The quote links to WoS with a big picture of Stu. Tcha. We need a big pic of Sinister Agent, if only to stop me imagining him as a small boy being thrashed with a school ruler like in some Barry Hines novel or Ken Loach film.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

NervousPete wrote:

Wha? No Second Samurai?!

Somewhere cunningly buried in there is a clue.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Craster wrote:

NervousPete wrote:

Wha? No Second Samurai?!

Somewhere cunningly buried in there is a clue.

Proper LOL.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 23:14

NervousPete wrote:

Wha? No Second Samurai?!

And posted from the fingers of a libranarian too...

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 23:18

NervousPete wrote:

Clicked around on the site that did this list, did anybody spot the 'Most Over-rated Games of 2008' list by them?

This about MGS4 - seem familiar?

Quote:

As one particularly disgruntled gaming veteran put it: “There are things worse than death, and that includes wading through nine hours of wannabe-Z-movie cutscenes of dribbling nonsense written by an overindulged Japanese scifi nerd for the occasional brief snippet of video game.”

The quote links to WoS with a big picture of Stu. Tcha. We need a big pic of Sinister Agent, if only to stop me imagining him as a small boy being thrashed with a school ruler like in some Barry Hines novel or Ken Loach film.

I thought we had a copy of that on THE SITE. I can't even find it on the forum now.

[edit]That's because Sinister didn't actually write that bit.

NervousPete · **Posted:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 23:41

Zardoz wrote:

NervousPete wrote:

Wha? No Second Samurai?!

And posted from the fingers of a libranarian too...

Umm.... yeah... YEAH. There was a ninja in Second Samurai, he followed your main dude round and did half the killing himself against baddies just off screen. You just didn't see him because... uh, he was like a l33t ninja, yeah, that's it. It's not at all due to me being a bit tired from late nights, oh no.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:06

Craster, I'm still waiting for your apology.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Yoshi's not a ninja, he's wearing armour, you penis!

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:25

No reason a ninja wouldn't wear armour.

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

Craster wrote:

Yoshi's not a ninja, he's wearing armour, you penis!

And bright pink kecks. AND A FLAG.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:32

Craster wrote:

Yoshi's not a ninja, he's wearing armour, you penis!

Ninjas can wear what they want, act how they want. It's about the kill not the honor code.

*waits for second apology*

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:34

Quote:

Ninja/Shinobi - A covert agent or mercenary of feudal Japan specializing in unorthodox arts of war

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

How is he covert? He fights in tournaments, FFS!

Also, pink kecks!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:58

Taki fights in the same frigging tournament, wears bright colours and she's a ninja.

You WILL back down and you WILL apologise!

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

NO. NOT A NINJA. I will fiiightyou.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:25

Quote:

Yoshimitsu (吉光?) makes his first appearance in 1994's Tekken. He is a descendant of a character in the Soul series. In the game's story, Yoshimitsu enters the first tournament as a decoy, so that other members of the Manji Party can steal the tournament's funds unobserved.

*still waiting*

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

Taki isn't a ninja. She's a flotation device.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Decoy:

NOT A NINJA.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:37

*packs Ninja dust, shuriken, barbed dildo and noodles. Attaches self to black kite. Jumps off t'mill roof aiming at That London*

Pundabaya · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5016

Zardoz is blatantly correct. Yoshimitsu IS a ninja.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Oct 15, 2009 13:46

Zardoz wrote:

You WILL back down and you WILL apologise!

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Samurai. Samurai armour, samurai sword, and he's pretty much doing Kendo, FFS.

Pundabaya · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5016

But thats the point... a ninja can wear anything he or she wants, and use any weapons he or she wants.

Ninja's didn't really wear Kabuki theatre stagehand outfits, you know.

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