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Quite funny:

http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertain ... 0692.story

I can't believe anyone's scared of that nonce. I'll be on the bloody jury if they like.

"I have a teenage daughter. Several axed jurors provided this explanation for why they couldn't give Kelly a fair trial."

Bloody Americans. ASKED

Eh?
I thought it was 'axed' as in 'got the chop'.

Yeah. It was - joking. Ne' mind.

I got it, Kally. I laughed, too.

MaliA is seriously belming in this thread. Look at the belmage on that.

Joey Deacon laughs at MaliA.

[Nelson Muntz]"Ha ha"[/Nelson Muntz]
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Still don't get it.

People of a certain background tend to pronounce "asked " as "axed".

I don't think it's that people are scared of him:



Good luck with that, US legal system! Still, don't want any jurors who stop and think before giving an answer!

Nearly everyone. They can't say "Some people went 'AHAHAH! Er... yeah... maybe... hahahaha!"

I do love The Crusaders.



and Black People, natch.

Meanwhile, over in Crazy alternative worldland: Maybe he, like most people, just doesn't like his parents that much?

I'd try to get off a jury for a noncery case. Simply because I think I'd perhaps be persuaded by a good prosecution with a partially coherent argument.

Someone told me yesterday that nonce was prison slangcronym for "Not On Normal Circuit Excerise" i.e. "let him out in the yard with the rest of the boys and they'll shiv him in the arsehole until he bleeds to death". Which soundsabout right.

I'm going to pretend that he's on trial for doing fucking shit music. Should be a less traumatic experience for me then. I Believe I Can Fly warrants at least a five stretch.

I desperately want to be on a jury. Desperately. Any jury. Imagine the fun you could have. If nothing else, you could just pick a juror and loudly and vociferously maintain a position diametrically opposed to theirs, and make them cry.

Been there, done that.

On *both* points.

We found him not guilty, though.

I want to be R Kelly Junior..... is that so wrong?!

I also really want to be on a jury. But specifically, I want to be on a jury with you Mr Chris. When I knew this, but you didn't. Oh, just IMAGINE how much fun we'd have!

We have to instigate an elaborate plot so that we all end up on the same jury. Immediately.

With the accused being charged with dangerous driving for filtering on a motorbike.

Quick! To the superglue!

Eh? Is that some sort of obscure Brita condition of purchase violation?

You clearly haven't been reading the "Motorcycles Rock" thread.