Happy St Georges Day

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:56

I'm off to the pub later to drink real english beer and play Aunt Sally.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38720

To mark the occasion:

"This royal throne of kings, this scepter'd isle, This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars ... This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England"

Kern · **Posted:** Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:34

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:09

Happy St Georges day..

I am wearing my St Grorge Cufflinks.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6634

I think St Grorge is the patron saint of beetroot farmers, and is held in high regard by the people of Estonia, where his symbol is worn as a protection against gout.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38720

Squirt wrote:

I think St Grorge is the patron saint of beetroot farmers, and is held in high regard by the people of Estonia, where his symbol is worn as a protection against gout.

Then happy Beetroot day Estonia.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:43

Let's invade France!

Rodafowa · **Posted:** Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:50

The fact that the patron saint of England was canonised for something even more obviously imaginary than the stuff the other saints did makes me smile. I like to imagine it was just pub talk that got a bit out of hand.

"Yeah? Well that's nuffin'. This one time, yeah? This one time, I killed a dragon."

"Cor, really George?"

"Yeah. Scales an' teef an' firey breaf an' everyfin. It weren't all that. Quick boot to the dragonballs, went down like Buddy Holly."

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38720

Rodafowa wrote:

The fact that the patron saint of England was canonised for something even more obviously imaginary than the stuff the other saints did makes me smile. I like to imagine it was just pub talk that got a bit out of hand.

"Yeah? Well that's nuffin'. This one time, yeah? This one time, I killed a dragon."

"Cor, really George?"

"Yeah. Scales an' teef an' firey breaf an' everyfin. It weren't all that. Quick boot to the dragonballs, went down like Buddy Holly."

what the hell, POTW

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

MaliA wrote:

I'm off to the pub later to drink real english beer and play Aunt Sally.

Filth!

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38720

That, right there, is some specialist porn.

JBR · **Joined:** 2nd Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 3315

Rodafowa wrote:

The fact that the patron saint of England was canonised for something even more obviously imaginary than the stuff the other saints did makes me smile. I like to imagine it was just pub talk that got a bit out of hand.

"Yeah? Well that's nuffin'. This one time, yeah? This one time, I killed a dragon."

"Cor, really George?"

"Yeah. Scales an' teef an' firey breaf an' everyfin. It weren't all that. Quick boot to the dragonballs, went down like Buddy Holly."

Wasn't he Palestinian or similar? Might not have had quite that accent.

Rodafowa · **Posted:** Thu Apr 23, 2009 13:41

JBR wrote:

Wasn't he Palestinian or similar? Might not have had quite that accent.

A Palestinian called George? Gerroffahtuvit.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38720

I believe the for reelz man was a Greek type

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Apr 23, 2009 13:56

Turkish.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38720

Dimrill wrote:

Turkish.

5 minutes...

snatched that one back.

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

It's shakespeare's birthday*, too. I am very tempted to post the picture of me posing with the shakespeare portrait that I took last week while we were looking after it before it was opened to the public today, but that would get me fired so fast it's not even funny.

To mark the occasion, I shot a deer.

*Probably

Dr Lave · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5979

If there is one thing that [strike]The Rock[/strike] Oscar Wilde taught me is that "Nationalism is a virtue of the vicious."

Nevertheless, the current big new thing is Schmoyoho with his "auto-tune the news. He also he has also auto-tuned a Winston Churchill speach and set it to music.

It manages to be both funny and chest pumpingly inspiring.

It's kinda feels like a British version of 'America! FUCK YEAH!'

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Apr 24, 2009 0:00

I surprised that noone's mentioned both DavPaz and Grim... seem to require first aid.

kalmar · **Posted:** Fri Apr 24, 2009 0:02

Dimrill wrote:

I surprised that noone's mentioned both DavPaz and Grim... seem to require first aid.

Oh I thought it was an expression of solidarity with our Danish cousins.

Happy whatever day, southlanders. Oh what, it's not the right day any more? Oh well, forget I said anything

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Apr 24, 2009 0:03

Are you still pretending to be an scotch?

kalmar · **Posted:** Fri Apr 24, 2009 0:13

Scotch as an egg here, old bean.

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

kalmar wrote:

Scotch as an egg here, old bean. The noo.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:02

kalmar wrote:

Scotch as an egg here, old bean.

EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY:

1) We can understand what you're saying.
2) You're reserved and quiet, happy to take a backseat (except in your electric cars, natch).
3) I have not heard you once say, 'Och, ahm rilly Scortish, ah ahm', and suchlike.
4) Another racist thing.
5) Stick that, Jimmy.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04

myp wrote:

kalmar wrote:

Scotch as an egg here, old bean.

EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY:

1) We can understand what you're saying.
2) You're reserved and quiet, happy to take a backseat (except in your electric cars, natch).
3) I have not heard you once say, 'Och, ahm rilly Scortish, ah ahm', and suchlike.
4) Another racist thing.
5) Stick that, Jimmy.

The boy does wear skirts, though, mon.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Bloody racists, waving their flags around.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38720

Mr Chris wrote:

Bloody racists, waving their flags around.

Back to normal now, but I'll leave this here as a reminder...

Cry HAVOC, and let skip the dogs of war!

Be Excellent To Each Other

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