8its and 8o8s VIII

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 9:28

Riles wrote:

I was just sat on the train, and the woman next to me pulled out a piece of paper headed 'Coursework - Law - Module A' and on that sheet was a list of names, with percentages and grades written next to them.

She then pulled a second clean sheet of paper out, headed 'Coursework - Law - module B' with the same list of names. She then proceeded to fill in the percentages and grades on that sheet, with no points of reference other than the first sheet. Pretty much everyone got within 10% for Module B what they got for Module A, apart from poor Adebola who got 32% less than the very high Module A mark.

Is this what teaching has come to?

How did MaliA do?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

DBSnappa wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

nervouspete wrote:

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They wanted Helo to think he was escaping and have an excuse for the cylon troopers not to get him - he was merely being coralled into the clutches of the Boomer model. Therefore they internally self-destruct on impact of rounds. That's how I read it anyway.

Hmm. Fine, but what about

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later in series 2 on Kobol when they're killing the cylon troopers with assault rifles that the marines on BSG couldn't kill them with a few episodes earlier? My only guess was that the cylons who boarded BSG were of some extra tough variety.

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Eh? I thought they were using explosives to kill them - they can be taken down with concentrated assault weapon fire can't they, but in this particular instance I don't remember any being killed by assault weapon fire alone (and I'm going through from the start with the girls, so only saw this last week) - I think the problem on Galactica was that there were few marines around because of the area they'd sealed off and were operating in, and the fact that there was close to fuck all ammo in the vicinity either.

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In the first episode (I think. Near there anyway) Helo kills some cylons with his pistol. Other cylons get killed with regular weapons later on too. At the start of season two some stuff happens and it suddenly becomes that the cylon troopers can only be killed by special explosive rounds. For the length of that episode.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 9:36

Curiosity wrote:

I think it's assumed that when any one of us is going on about being brilliant, it's generally taken in an ironic/humorous fashion.

IN OTHER NEWS:

KEYBOARD WANT!!!

Have used it, it is a bit odd. I have used quite a few with the ANS kit testing I have to do with work.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

Kovacs Caprios wrote:

Have used it, it is a bit odd. I have used quite a few with the ANS kit testing I have to do with work.

I think you need to scroll down a bit further, Kovacs.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 9:42

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

Kovacs Caprios wrote:

Have used it, it is a bit odd. I have used quite a few with the ANS kit testing I have to do with work.

I think you need to scroll down a bit further, Kovacs.

Doh!!

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 9:42

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

Kovacs Caprios wrote:

Have used it, it is a bit odd. I have used quite a few with the ANS kit testing I have to do with work.

I think you need to scroll down a bit further, Kovacs.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

Kovacs Caprios wrote:

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

Kovacs Caprios wrote:

Have used it, it is a bit odd. I have used quite a few with the ANS kit testing I have to do with work.

I think you need to scroll down a bit further, Kovacs.

Doh!!

Well, either that, or you get some damn cool keyboards in work :DD

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12334

Keyboards for women!

KovacsC · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 9:50

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

Kovacs Caprios wrote:

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

Kovacs Caprios wrote:

Have used it, it is a bit odd. I have used quite a few with the ANS kit testing I have to do with work.

I think you need to scroll down a bit further, Kovacs.

Doh!!

Well, either that, or you get some damn cool keyboards in work :DD

We do, as part of my team do ANS (Accessibility Needs) assesments, so we get funky mice and keyboards to try..

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:01

I was really upset to discover that the story about Chris Moyles being axed from Radio 1s breakfast slot was untrue.

Plissken · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:06

Zardoz wrote:

I was really upset to discover that the story about Chris Moyles being axed in the face was untrue.

FeeX.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:25

chinnyhill10 wrote:

I spent all day yesterday working from home because the Electricity Board wanted to fit a new meter. Nobody turned up.

I believe they are obliged to send you CASH in the POST if they don't turn up. Have a search and let me know if the person that told me that was lying.

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

That's not clumsy.

THIS is clumsy

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16635

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Any chance the mods could split out the university stuff, as it's quite interesting in its own right.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38652

Mr Chris wrote:

Any chance the mods could split out the university stuff, as it's quite interesting in its own right.

Heh, you're only asking cos you don't have to do it anymore.

myp · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 14:37

Mr Chris wrote:

Any chance the mods could split out the university stuff, as it's quite interesting in its own right.

Only if you stop reporting your own posts for no reason at all. We do read the forum, you know. :hug:

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Yep, am about to do so. Will briefly lock it in a couple of minutes and rip it out.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

myp wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

Any chance the mods could split out the university stuff, as it's quite interesting in its own right.

Only if you stop reporting your own posts for no reason at all. We do read the forum, you know. :hug:

Apparently not as Grim... asked several hours ago.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38652

Lock my pretty thread? But where will I procrastinate?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Mr Chris wrote:

Apparently not as Grim... asked several hours ago.

Dude, you were usually AWOL for days at a time.

myp · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 14:39

Did he? Apologies, then.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Craster wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

Apparently not as Grim... asked several hours ago.

Dude, you were usually AWOL for days at a time.

I think we both know that's not true, given my post count.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38652

I need to procrastinate! I've got time to spare.

DavPaz Self censor wrote:

Look, stop that tedious 'time' joke now, 4D is dead an buried

Sorry, it takes a while to transform my attitude

DavPaz Self censor wrote:

Oh FFS, don't make me come up there!

*disappears up his own arse*

myp · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 14:43

304 in just over a year? That's pitiful.

Plissken · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 14:44

myp wrote:

304 in just over a year? That's pitiful.

Wait until you read them.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Right - this thread's a stoppin' for a mo.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Normal service resumed.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38652

Phew.

metalangel · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 14:51

Why is the Wicked Witch of the West (in the Orange adverts) trying to do her worst impression of Hugh Laurie's 'House' 'American' accent?? Does she not know 'Americans' don't say 'cinema' (or, in her 'accent', 'cinemaarrrrr')?

DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

MetalAngel wrote:

Why is the Wicked Witch of the West (in the Orange adverts) trying to do her worst impression of Hugh Laurie's 'House' 'American' accent?? Does she not know 'Americans' don't say 'cinema' (or, in her 'accent', 'cinemaarrrrr')?

Well, you would know.

Being an American.

From America.

BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 10173

My house is filled with beer.

That thread lock was very untimely, look at this vital information you were all delayed in receiving.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38652

That's the biggest mistake brits make in fake US accents, the over pronounced 'r'. Especially 'carnt'.

metalangel · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 14:54

The level of disappointment depends on the beer.

If it's Carling, f'instance, I don't give a shit.

Zio · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6093

MetalAngel wrote:

Why is the Wicked Witch of the West (in the Orange adverts) trying to do her worst impression of Hugh Laurie's 'House' 'American' accent?? Does she not know 'Americans' don't say 'cinema' (or, in her 'accent', 'cinemaarrrrr')?

DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING.

Careful now.

Plissken · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 15:13

DavPaz wrote:

That's the biggest mistake brits make in fake US accents, the over pronounced 'r'. Especially 'carnt'.

Pahk tha cah in Hahvud Yahd.

BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 10173

MetalAngel wrote:

The level of disappointment depends on the beer.

If it's Carling, f'instance, I don't give a shit.

BikNorton wrote:

Quote:

One of these, one of these, and two of these :luv:

! And correct glasses!

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 15:23

Grim...'s fridge on a normal day:

Except there is normally beer where the Skittles vodka is.

Even this year, when I'm not drinking, there is still a bottle of Sambuca in the fridge (and one in the freezer) at all times.

Also: Death to people that pronounce it "zambuca".

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

Green Sourz? Eurgh.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 15:26

myp wrote:

304 in just over a year? That's pitiful.

304 whats?

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 15:27

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

Green Sourz? Eurgh.

WRONG!

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

And aftershock? doubly Eurgh.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 15:28

Mr Chris wrote:

And aftershock? doubly Eurgh.

DOUBLE WRONG!

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38652

When out in Widnes (!) on saturday night, our taxi was taking ages so my brother ordered a round of Zabooocars. As the serving wench tipped the bottle, the taxi appeared. 'DOWN' WITH THAT SORT OF THING. *hic*

metalangel · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 15:38

With that selection of beer, you should've informed us immediately! Ensure you got our attention!

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

How Email Filters Work to Your Advantage, #1 in a series of 1.

Ha! I just got a message bounced by a client's email system for inappropriate content. I scratched my head over that, as I was just forwarding some info a colleague had put together for me. I then realised the email trail had in it an email from me to said colleague saying "Can you do X and Y as an arse covering exercise". Thank goodness that didn't get through...

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 15:42

DavPaz wrote:

Zabooocars

/smack

KovacsC · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 15:45

Mr Chris wrote:

And aftershock? doubly Eurgh.

oh God I agree with Mr Chris, I need to lie down ina darkened room..

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 15:46

That's the most 'Gay Pride' drinks collection I have ever seen.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 15:47

DavPaz, did you work at Time when they used to glue components in

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