Be Excellent To Each Other

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For the next 25 days I will post my adventures in this thread, like an advent calendar.

As it is 11:30 pm and I have only just thought of this idea, today's entry is pretty short. In fact, today's entry consists merely of me thinking of this idea and using a mobile phone to take a hurried camera shot of me, the moment the thought hit, but the first day of an advent calendar is always rubbish.

A proper advent adventure shall be yours tomorrow.

I salute this Idea Of Excellence (tm)!

Please re-enact the cover from Barbarian. Thank you.

I hope by day 5 he's fighting red indjins.

I think a picture of a different sweet each day would be a great addition too.

Good show Mimi!

Yay Mimi and Monkey!

According to Gnostic tradition, Monkey was present at the birth of the saviour.

Thankyou for the welcome, everyone! Mimi said I should get my own account, so I have done that.

There will be at least one photo or something else (Hopefully) funneh for each day of advent.

I will post the next calendar window later on today!

- Monkey!

A suspicious person might think this was a (heh) puppet account.

I've heard you're too busy singing to put anybody down.

He's just trying to be friendly.

I am not a puppet, Mr Chris. I am a monkey. A puppet has no lower half, look at me:



I have legs!

Please don't call me a puppet again, it upsets me a litle, but I forgive you if I am allowed to call you Mr Christmas.

Monkey!

I have had puppets with legs. Your hand just goes up a hole in their back. However, I am sure that you have no rear hole, though, so I de-puppet you.


I would positively encourage this!

Mr Christmas!

Pah! He's not even letting his kids have a tree!

!

I am, I just got outvoted by the C Household Chairman.

Well Mr Christmas lets just hope that Santa doesn't get outvoted by the pixies!

Dear Mr C,

If you wish to use that moniker, please resist the temptation to refer to Mrs C as 'Mary' during the festive period.

Yours,

Lord Kern of Kern Hall

HA!

Who changed my avatar? That's brilliant.

We must all get festived up for December.

OUTRAGE.

Being controlled by Derran Brown.

SOMEONE HAS NOW CHANGED MINE TOO. WHO THE FUCK WAS IT?







oh, twas me.

Thank Christ. I almost shat myself.

yeah! CG made a excellent funny! I was bracing for an explosion!

Heh!

Heh? That deserved at least a 'ha!'.

Sorry, I edited in the exclamation mark which I left off first time.

Bah, I just spent five whole minutes getting my old WoS avatar out of storage and Christmassing it up.

Beat you to it, loser.

It's a very festive binman's hat, though.

I did both, such was the surprise and amusement.

I'll give you a 'Ha!' CG, I even got an IM about it. Excellent stuff

Meanwhile I can't help but think how cute Gerald looks with a christmas hat.

Here he is anyway:

Santa-Jesus!!!

Cylon Avatar cannot celebrate Christmas. Cylon Avatar is unhappy and will now exterminate a small civilization in order to cheer himself up, whilst looking forward to the further advent-ures of Monkey.

Mimi!

We have a children's picture book called 'No Teasing' by Emaa Chichester Clark, and in it are two monkeys called Mimi & Momo!

I am going to order it from the Book Depository!

DAY 2 OF ADVENT MONKEY

Hello friends of excellence!

Today my advent adventure entailed playing videogames.



Specifically I have a jam session with James Brown, Mick Jagger, Bob Dylan, Roy Orbison and Santa. We tried to make a bell-filled rendition of 'Jingle Bell Rock' and I recorded a little video for you:



(Yes, that's Buddha and the devil passing each other on the pavement outside my flat. It's an odd neighbourhood.)

Oops, I posted as the wrong person, then. Tell Mimi to log out properly.

Who is that on the cymbals? I wish to sign him (though judging by the meaningful glances being shot in his direction from the xylophone, I might have to bitch slap a mii for it).

Do you mean on the tambourine?


That's Bob Dylan - Mr tambourine man, no less! If you mean the guy with the jingle bells that's Mick Jagger.

Dear Monkey, I had a dream last night that you were singing in a children's school nativity thing, while Mimi looked on adoringly at you.

We were in your dreams, Dimrill Bells? Wheeee!

We will have to have an extra good Advent Adventure today. We are going out with the camera, we shall try to find you in the place that we go to, or if not, to find the person or thing we think looks like or most represents you

It's a tramp, isn't it?

I don't know, we haven't been there yet, but I doubt there'll be any tramps there. It will probbaly be something nicer than a tramp - more Christmassy I hope. Maybe a tramp in a santa hat.

Or a dead one covered in snow.

Hmm. Idea for table decoration.

Fixed.

Fixed.

Broke

Behold! The Traditional posting of the wasted Santa.