Be Excellent To Each Other

Being sent home as I have been poorly at work today

Grrrrreat-so I am going to bed when I get in and hopefully will feel a lot better for tomorrow >.< Damnit! Why do I always have to get ill when I'm nervous

What are you nervous about? You've met us before.

Ack! Damn my ramblings >.< I know, I think it's a multitude of things

1, Work
2, Spider stressing me out and making me nervy and feel ill
3, My Uncle having Cancer
4, Ongoing problems my mother keeps ringing me about to do with my father and its making me ill
5, My sisters 18th and I have to get her something special
6, Hoping the place is clean as a whistle and we have everything for Saturday
7, Not getting drunk and showing myself up on Saturday
8, Point number 6&7 revisited
9,Cooking Sunday dinner and not killing anyone
10, Hoping everyone has a nice time


AAAAAAAACK! Who would have my brain eh?

And I've not received my letter from the hospital and I'm worried as I want to get the damn thing over with so they can say whether I have bowel disease or not-fuckers keep you waiting.

Motorway covered in sweets and beer

There has to be a joke in there somewhere.

Road covered in sweets and beer? I bet that put drivers in a sticky situation!

* Ba-dum tish! *

That sounds wonderful Mmmmm

I can't think of a pun, because I am shit

NAMBLA convention?

Navigating that road must be like playing skittles while drunk.


_{Or. something.}

Sounds like a sticky situation they've found themselves in there.

I wonder if anyone was sweet enough to lend them a hand?

That's all you are getting from me I'm afraid

Ale bet they're having a barrel of laughs at the moment.

It's a big problem because the Heineken has soaked through the upper road surface and is saturating the hard core underneath. Other beers wouldn't have reached.

Probably the best motorway accident in the world.

Crash Best Gummies.

Yes, it's reassuringly extensive.

Luckily, the emergency services will hang in there until the bitter end. They're stout fellows, and no mistake. I've met a couple of them, and they're all lager than life characters.

SCHTOP! Thish motorway ish closhed.

is still the response that made me laugh most. But it only works if you read it the way I read it in my head.

Edit : Had to put a not particularly magic e at the end of response, because I didn't originally.

Don't worry about 6-10. Can't help about the others. Sorry.

You're all banned, btw.

Yeah, especially don't worry about number nine, because that is a bonus in my book.

Shin is like Ange, but dialled up to 11.

Good point, it's only if she kills someone she should be worried. Problem solved.

Ah Shin, ya poor bugger. It will all be alright... probably, eh?

Ah well-never mind! If all else fails I shall just get drunk and things seem to work out mighty-fine anyway

Spaz-mode over

I've just been to see 'Changeling' with 4 of my amigos.

Angie-fishlips-Jolie in it and she was really good! It was a very sad film-

Brief outline:

It's 1929 (or thereabouts)

A woman reports her child is missing, the police investigate and bring back her child...
only she says it isn't her child! ZOMG!

It was very sad in places and quite serious with bits of dark humour in it, splashed like my tonic in my gin, just enough

Me and Wes laughed out heads off because a woman returning to her seat walked right into the wall because she was concentrating on the film. I know it was mean to laugh, but still, it was funny as fuck

Well that's lucky, it's been dark for 3 hours by that point, who knows what might have happened.

Chinny Top Tip:

If you wish to cook an egg on a George Foreman grill, ensure you tip the grill up so it is level.



That is all.

Bollocks!

Just killed my router via the medium of doing a firmware upgrade. Won't even reset to Factory Default. (Netgear DG834PN).

Following the example of our leader, Grim... MaliA now also has a moustache. Also most good for the "Dress up as the army" competition. Off into oxford in about 3 mins if anyone wants a beer abround 1530 -1600hrs. Usual communications methods apply.

Last night's dream involved a new series of the A-Team but with Bruce Forsythe playing the part of Hannibal. Mr T kept hugging his van outside Bill Bailey's palatial castle-like apartment in Skegness. Bill Bailey watched them from a glass lift in his castle. While gurning.

So, a normal one then?

it means you have the gay.

Why do I bother? I saw there was a new level for Pain in the PS3 store, so I paid my £3.99 and waited while the 37MB downloaded and installed. Didn't take too long, but when I started Pain it said I had to download another 211MB update before I could play the game. No choice, it was mandatory.

So here I am, sitting on the sofa, waiting for a huge bloody patch to download. Unlike other downloads, you even set this to download in the background while you do other stuff.

Will I actually get to play the game today? Who knows?

4 quid for an extra level?

Yeah, the PS3 is bloody awful for that. Hour long system updates, having to utterly pointlessly "Install" every single download before you can use it...

Have you tried running the Netgear Recovery Tool? It's built to deal with these situations.

Clicky

ProTip : If it doesn't work, try it again, maybe up to around 10 to 15 times. It's trying to do some low level packet stuff and it doesn't always respond in time.

I bought Mirror's Edge for 30 notes today. Forgot my student card, which would have made it 27. BUggar.

Not played it yet as Mrs is watching X factor and local pub is holding a BNP skinhead punk band night.

Good man!

See you on the time trials.

I just watched 'The Machinist'. An interesting film, quite harrowing, but pretty good.

Hah, yeah, it is good.

What's that? You'd like a hidef total remake of Half-Life in the Source engine with dizzying production values? Oh, go on then.

Want to bet these guys get bought by Valve in the near future?

I love Mali-bear!

/random

stunning. I see they've messed with the level design a bit though. hope that doesn't throw the balance off

TrURN THE FUjKING HEATIN GON YOU CUNTS. I'm SAT HERE IN A COAT< SCARF AND GLOVS. TYPING IN GLUBS IS DIFICULT>

It's a conspiracy to keep you off the internet, I tells ya

They'd do bettre if they gave me some work to do, of ocursae

make yourself useful by going out and collecting firewood then

We both need to work out a way that we can have the whole of December off fully paid. Ideas most welcome.

#In central bristol? I suppose I could nick the chairs from the pub next door

Claim that your boss fingered you in the gents.