Be Excellent To Each Other

The bite from the dog got infected. Nay
The antibiotics are working! Yay!

Done. Snow White was fit.

Did you get a selfie?

No, sadly. All the pictures are on the SLR for now

Someone we know kept going back to the "breakfast with the Disney Princesses" thing over and over again with his daughter cos he fancied Princess Jazmine. Bit creepy.

This is how it starts.

How I read that.

I know of someone who met a beautiful air hostess on a long haul flight. He was in love with her as soon as she showed him to his seat. Now, he travels to destinations he has no real desire to attend in order to spend some time with her. He's at his happiest on the jumbo jets, and feels at the top of his game.

When do I get the super powers?

A while ago my wife ordered a new wardrobe. There was a bit of a delay with it coming but it finally turned up on Thursday night. It came quite late so I wasn’t able to finish putting it together before bed time so the mirrored door (a huge thing, taller than me) stayed in the hall downstairs overnight.

I did think about moving it on Friday morning but since she was out all day, I didn’t bother.

I probably should have done because I managed to drop something against it and crack the damn thing on Friday afternoon.

Ever resourceful, I called the helpline on the instruction leaflet and explained that I’d had it delivered and there was a crack in the mirror. Luckily the lady on the phone never asked how it happened and I never offered. They’re sending me a new one tomorrow. Phew!

You're such a shyster.

Seven years bad luck.

14 actually as I broke a small shaving mirror the other day too.

No, they stack in severity, not time.

So you have just under seven years of really bad luck now.

Tut tut.

Take a long, hard look at yourself.

Oh good work.

It's started already with Gazchap, Lonewolves and Kern disapproving of my ways to get a new mirror.

Actually, it started with you needing to get a new mirror.

Good point Grim... Well made.

You do have form for this sort of thing, tbf.

Meh. I got my PSVR for free. I know technically I should tell Amazon they refunded me in error, but I'm not going to.

Yeah but fuck Amazon.

Yeah, I'm not going to complain because you're probably right... although, I can't remember any of my other shenanigans at the moment though which means that they're not that bad.

Please tell me at least that it's not some kind of small, independent, family-run furniture maker.

Fuck Grim... more like. And stupid GTA gave him free money.

Cras, my GTA5 has shattered.

Give me my money back you cunt.

Thanks.

I don't even know who you are.

I'm you're worst fucking nightmare.

By worst nightmare, do you mean "only borderline scary"?

Nah, it was a multinational.

You're a good person Lonewolves. Don't let anyone tell you different.

It depends on what he's scared of really.

Big ginger love bunnies?

So, we're back to mirrors then.

When first the Fox saw the Lion he was terribly frightened, and ran away and hid himself in the wood.


Next time however he came near the King of Beasts he stopped at a safe distance and watched him pass by.


The third time they came near one another the Fox went straight up to the Lion and passed the time of day with him, asking him how his family were, and when he should have the pleasure of seeing him again; then turning his tail, he parted from the Lion without much ceremony.

Nice to see the talking Lions have returned to England now.

I suspect The Pox has landed, M inordinately proud she has it.

Yeah ours had that the other week It wasn't too bad at all really. Apart from the three days of nursery care I paid for but we never used.

Take a photo of yourself holding a sign saying she's got it in front of something showing today's date. This is so if there is an outbreak at her university in 18 years' time and she calls you urgently to know if she had it, you can reassure her and send the photo as proof.

Yeah, the other one looked clean, so i took her in this morning. Not sure how long it'll last, I hit up a doctor friend about it last night but she hasn't fotten back to me. We had a cottage booked with MrsA's uni friends this weekend, but we now cannot go because reasons, but that was cash so no bill to pay for that.

Best case for me is that she is dumb enough to just get by, but pretty enough to marry wealthy, so I can dodge cost of uni.

Chicken pox is contagious for about a week before the spots appear so you've probably just caused a nursery epidemic.

Omlette, eggs.

Which is a good thing. You want your child to get chicken pox.

When the Grimlet had his all the other kids came over to play

(It's contagious about two days before the spots appear until about five days afterwards)

This is what I thought, but nobody listens to me in my house, anymore.

I think we'd probably be vaccinating against it by now if it weren't for all the MMR idiocy.

True dat. My ex got it when Izzy did and it wasn't pleasant (for him I mean.. it was hilarious for me)

I doubt it. It's not dangerous, is it?

Measles is the dangerous "spotty" one.