Be Excellent To Each Other

Whilst driving through the lovely Somerset city of Wells this morning, I noticed a sign for a scaffolding company called "Tubular Wells", which made me laugh. So what's your best punning company name? Bonus points for sexual innuendo and topical references.

Not a pun (so rather falling at the first hurdle), but this place is up the road from me -


For when your unicorn needs a little revamping.

Bakery run by a Mr & Mrs Burns, in Glastonbury!

I have no idea if this is supposed to be a pun or not, but we spotted this in Belgium.

Shop around 2 miles from my house

I like this place in Devon

Well, if we're including comedy place names you can't get much better than Awkward Hill in Nempnett Thrubwell.

Steve Buscemi has let himself go.

There's a village near me called "Knockin" which has "The Knockin Shop", which reportedly gets visited year around from both euphemism and sex-worker hungry tourists.

There are loads of hairdressing salons that use the name Curl Up and Dye.
I'm convinced I saw a van for a building firm in Cardiff decades ago which went by the name Reckitt and Scarper.

There's a shop round here that sells bedding and car parts*. It's called Pillow Torque.

*This may not be true

There's a massage parlour in west Oxford called 'Knead me'.

There's a hairdressers near me run by a German; it is called Hairway to Steffan*

*some or all of the above may be false.

There was a scaffolding company where I grew up called "BJ Builders" and under it they had "Full erection services"

There is a builder who lives around the corner from me who has ripped off the graphics of Bob the Builder on his van, but calls himself Bone the Builder.

My little boy thinks he is Bob the Builder

Salon near me called Warren G. Hair.

I hope it's well Regulated.

Brilliant.

IDGI

This is a food van on my way to work.