"I kissed a girl and I liked it"

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

What is this offensive crap assaulting me from radios all over the nation? "I'm a skank, I snogged another woman to tittelate my boyfriend and, most of all, YOU dear listener!" Well, I must buy your album at once then, Some Woman Singer!

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

PROVIDE BUY LINK IMMEDIATE, FOR THIS CHEAP MARKETTING GIMMICK WILL WORK ON ME.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

Don't come crying to me if you click "Play" and some of your soul leaks away.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6621

I've also kissed a girl. I found the experience most pleasant, and hope to attempt it again in the future. I heartily recommend it to all.

kalmar · **Posted:** Tue Sep 02, 2008 13:47

Quite a catchy tune too. I endorse that.

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Tue Sep 02, 2008 13:52

Ah, I smell the pop writing genius of Cathy Dennis at work. You may well hate the song, but you've got to admire the capacity of said Dennis to write infectious pop songs.

Switch off the fucking radio, Rich. That might work. Try being me, stuck in bed, wanting to play games but too paranoid about slipping a disc if I crawl around under the TV downstairs unplugging my 360.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

DBSnappa wrote:

Ah, I smell the pop writing genius of Cathy Dennis at work. You may well hate the song, but you've got to admire the capacity of said Dennis to write infectious pop songs.

Did you look that up? If you did that off the top of your head I will be very impressed.

Quote:

Switch off the fucking radio, Rich. That might work.

New car only has a single slot CD and no iPod connection until I change the headunit, so passengers keep putting the radio on. Plus it was on just now in the baguette shop I went to for lunch.

I hate all radio except Radio 4.

Malabelm · **Posted:** Tue Sep 02, 2008 13:54

DBSnappa wrote:

Try being me, stuck in bed, wanting to do anything… please, god, anything at all.

nynforFTFY.

Quite a catchy tune indeed. I fully endorse girls kissing other girls.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Tue Sep 02, 2008 13:54

Don't you have a kid you can get to do that for you?

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6621

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

Don't you have a kid you can get to do that for you?

Goddess Jasmine in Approval of Child Lesbianism Shocker!

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Tue Sep 02, 2008 14:04

richardgaywood wrote:

DBSnappa wrote:

Ah, I smell the pop writing genius of Cathy Dennis at work. You may well hate the song, but you've got to admire the capacity of said Dennis to write infectious pop songs.

Did you look that up? If you did that off the top of your head I will be very impressed.

I didn't look it up, I knew she was responsible for it though.

Quote:

Switch off the fucking radio, Rich. That might work.

New car only has a single slot CD and no iPod connection until I change the headunit, so passengers keep putting the radio on. Plus it was on just now in the baguette shop I went to for lunch.

I hate all radio except Radio 4.

you == young fogey

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Tue Sep 02, 2008 14:06

Squirt wrote:

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

Don't you have a kid you can get to do that for you?

Goddess Jasmine in Approval of Child Lesbianism Shocker!

You beat me to that

I do have a child, she just isn't in right now and won't be for a couple of hours. And no, she isn't out having sapphic jinks, either.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26185

Squirt wrote:

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

Don't you have a kid you can get to do that for you?

Goddess Jasmine in Approval of Child Lesbianism Shocker!

That's exactly how I read it, too.

The tune is a bit boring, and yaawwwnn, all girls kiss another girl at some point, just because.

kalmar · **Posted:** Tue Sep 02, 2008 14:12

Mimi wrote:

The tune is a bit boring, and yaawwwnn, all girls kiss another girl at some point, just because.

More info and pictures pls

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49252

I think it's quite perky and fun, personally. And I quite like her voice.

Sure, it's no 'Girlfriend', but still....

:DD

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26185

kalmar wrote:

Mimi wrote:

The tune is a bit boring, and yaawwwnn, all girls kiss another girl at some point, just because.

More info and pictures pls

It is true. Girls kiss girls, they just do. Someone here will say 'but I haven't' and I will say to them 'yet'.

Craig · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 1236

It's very similar to a song I wrote. I seemingly made the mistake of writing about a man on man kiss. The line about 'tasting his chapstick' has been pretty much lifted wholesale.

GazChap · **Posted:** Tue Sep 02, 2008 14:21

Is it just me, or does Katy Perry look a bit too much like Zooey Deschanel for comfort? As soon as I saw the erstwhile Ms. Perry, I immediately thought of her and Zooey locking lips, and frankly that stopped me doing work for the rest of the day.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Sep 02, 2008 14:21

Mimi wrote:

It is true. Girls kiss girls, they just do. Someone here will say 'but I haven't' and I will say to them 'yet'.

Unless it is Dudley.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26185

Dudley isn't a girl. Sure, he's a bit girlie, but he'll never be a true one of us, no matter how much he tries :smug:

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Mimi wrote:

kalmar wrote:

Mimi wrote:

The tune is a bit boring, and yaawwwnn, all girls kiss another girl at some point, just because.

More info and pictures pls

It is true. Girls kiss girls, they just do. Someone here will say 'but I haven't' and I will say to them 'yet'.

Lesbian.

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

I knew the beard was fooling no-one.

kalmar · **Posted:** Tue Sep 02, 2008 14:39

That's no beard!

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8655

It's a space station.
No, hang on.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49252

kalmar wrote:

That's no beard!

DAMN YOU JOANS!

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

And you used the wrong Death Star, Cras.

Shin · **Posted:** Tue Sep 02, 2008 15:04

I am ashamed to say that this is currently on my youtube song list >.<

I was fighting it-I was! I thought, 'Oh great-this'll be a hit because all the sicko pervs will be getting off on it'...then....I heard it a few times and...I decided I may like it (the song!! Not the kissing ladies-although...) I hate it because it's catchy and moving with the damned times where everyone is after both sexes

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8655

Craster wrote:

kalmar wrote:

That's no beard!

DAMN YOU JOANS!

Sorry. You can always try photoshopping Dudley's face onto the death star if you feel like it.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49252

Mr Chris wrote:

And you used the wrong Death Star, Cras.

Yeah, I know. It was the only reasonably-sized on on the first page of google images.

*hands back Star Wars nerd woggle*

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Shin wrote:

I thought, 'Oh great-this'll be a hit because all the sicko pervs will be getting off on it'...[/color]

Sorry - men who are turned on by lesbians are sicko pervs?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49252

I think the preferred adjective is 'alive'.

Shin · **Posted:** Tue Sep 02, 2008 15:10

There is no cock involved so I dunno, it just seems a little weird for me. I can't watch porn with just women diddling each other, nothing happens

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

shin wrote:

There is no cock involved so I dunno, it just seems a little weird for me.

So the "normal" straight men are those who enjoy watching other men's cocks?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49252

The fact that when watching a video there is a distinct lack of cock is pretty much a boon. See also grunting hairy man arse.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26185

Hahahaha!

Hahaha!

Shin · **Posted:** Tue Sep 02, 2008 15:13

Craster wrote:

The fact that when watching a video there is a distinct lack of cock is pretty much a boon. See also grunting hairy man arse.

I guess so, I guess it's just because I like guys and would naturally want to see them in all their glory (NOT too much hair though)

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

Craster wrote:

The fact that when watching a video there is a distinct lack of ... grunting hairy man arse.

If your arse grunts when you have sex, you're doing it wrong. Eat less beans man.

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Tue Sep 02, 2008 16:10

richardgaywood wrote:

Craster wrote:

The fact that when watching a video there is a distinct lack of ... grunting hairy man arse.

If your arse grunts when you have sex, you're doing it wrong. Eat less beans man.

actual LOL.
Or he's gay. However, I think grunting doesn't have the right onomatoepaic ring to it. Ahem.

metalangel · **Posted:** Tue Sep 02, 2008 16:29

I warned you all about this in the last Bits and Bobs thread, and was told off by Dudley. This song was EVERYWHERE in Canada back in June.

Still, the potential for rude versions of the lyrics is almost unparalelled.

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!

'I licked a girl, I liked it, the taste of her hairy cunt lips'
'We girls we are so fuckable, fat tits, our clits, so suckable'

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

MetalAngel wrote:

I warned you all about this in the last Bits and Bobs thread, and was told off by Dudley. This song was EVERYWHERE in Canada back in June.

Oh, I remember you saying that, didn't realise this was the same song.

Malc · **Posted:** Tue Sep 02, 2008 16:33

richardgaywood wrote:

MetalAngel wrote:

I warned you all about this in the last Bits and Bobs thread, and was told off by Dudley. This song was EVERYWHERE in Canada back in June.

Oh, I remember you saying that, didn't realise this was the same song.

I did, I remember thinking (I'm already hearing this on Virgin [Soon to be renamed Absolute Radio] Radio, and thought, well I quite like this, I still quite like it, but it is played quite a bit.

Malc

metalangel · **Posted:** Tue Sep 02, 2008 16:36

Odd. I always have the radio on in the car and have been driving around a lot lately, and I haven't heard it played more than once.

LaceSensor · **Joined:** 2nd Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 3137

the woman what sings it is fit

metalangel · **Posted:** Tue Sep 02, 2008 18:23

You had best watch out, bruv, as she admits she practices feminism wiv other birds at parties like.

Shin · **Posted:** Tue Sep 02, 2008 19:35

I haven't heard it that much to be honest. But then we do have a crap radio station on which just repeats shit all day. I'm going to be so glad when Rod's on holiday and Si controls the music. I think I heard it a few times around a friends and asked her what it was

billynomates · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 13

Craig wrote:

It's very similar to a song I wrote. I seemingly made the mistake of writing about a man on man kiss. The line about 'tasting his chapstick' has been pretty much lifted wholesale.

Since no-one else has pointed out how excellent this post is, I will. It even makes me use one of these:

Curiosity · **Posted:** Sun Sep 07, 2008 23:48

I finally got around to listening to this.

I love pop music.

This seems like an average cover version of the classic "Sweet Dreams my LA-Ex" by Rachel Stevens, with popularity added purely via the popularity of lesbianism.

So there ya go.

AceAceBaby · **Posted:** Sun Sep 07, 2008 23:53

Curiosity wrote:

I finally got around to listening to this.

I love pop music.

This seems like an average cover version of the classic "Sweet Dreams my LA-Ex" by Rachel Stevens, with popularity added purely via the popularity of lesbianism.

So there ya go.

I think that was a Cathy Dennis song.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Sep 08, 2008 0:13

AceAceBaby wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

I finally got around to listening to this.

I love pop music.

This seems like an average cover version of the classic "Sweet Dreams my LA-Ex" by Rachel Stevens, with popularity added purely via the popularity of lesbianism.

So there ya go.

I think that was a Cathy Dennis song.

Correct!

How fast the record downloading public are to forget...

AceAceBaby · **Posted:** Mon Sep 08, 2008 0:54

I meant that I think she wrote it. I know she writes a lot (didn't someone mention it in this topic too?) So it would sound like "one of hers", but nobody who just heard Rachel Stevens on radio or MTV would know it's a Dennis song.

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