Myp, Doc, Curio, Craster, Grim..., Kern, Vision, Malc

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26068

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 12:19

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 12:24

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 12:38

I am also more beardy than normal.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26068

I have edited the thread due to bonus awesome chinning from MaliA and Grim, who are well deserving of their bacterial face wool being properly recognised.

myp · **Posted:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 12:50

Craster's ginge-strap is hardly worthy of the name, tbh.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26068

Being ginger doubles its beard powers. Curio's score is through the roof.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 12:55

What about Kern?

myp · **Posted:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 12:57

MaliA wrote:

What about Kern?

He can't make up his mind whether he wants a beard or not. Not dedicated enough.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 13:01

Mimi wrote:

Being ginger doubles its beard powers. Curio's score is through the roof.

Go team!

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26068

Lonewolves wrote:

MaliA wrote:

What about Kern?

He can't make up his mind whether he wants a beard or not. Not dedicated enough.

Yeah, but I love Kern.

Jem · **Posted:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 13:09

You forgot Gaz, who's usual apathy towards shaving is in force.

(yay)

Malc · **Posted:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 13:12

Does mine count?

Kern · **Posted:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 13:26

Mimi wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

MaliA wrote:

What about Kern?

He can't make up his mind whether he wants a beard or not. Not dedicated enough.

Yeah, but I love Kern.

You can be my beard Mimi.

Kern · **Posted:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 13:35

Lonewolves wrote:

MaliA wrote:

What about Kern?

He can't make up his mind whether he wants a beard or not. Not dedicated enough.

I wanted the beard. Queen Victoria's army regulations didn't. So off it went.

I subsequently decided to return to the American Civil War.

myp · **Posted:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 13:36

Kern wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

MaliA wrote:

What about Kern?

He can't make up his mind whether he wants a beard or not. Not dedicated enough.

I wanted the beard. Queen Victoria's army regulations didn't. So off it went.

I subsequently decided to return to the American Civil War.

Acceptable. Also if you were playing for the Yankees.

TheVision · **Posted:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 14:06

Mine is coming back!

TheVision · **Posted:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 14:06

Sideways too apparently.

myp · **Posted:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 14:09

Another one who can't make up his mind. Fair weather beards.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

This June my beard will be old enough to vote.

TheVision · **Posted:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 14:12

Lonewolves wrote:

Another one who can't make up his mind. Fair weather beards.

You'll have to speak up dear... I can't hear you over the sound of my awesome beard. I had to trim it down at the beginning of last year. It was getting too much.

Jem · **Posted:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 14:14

I approve of this thread.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

AAAARGH MY EYES

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 14:19

"It's Mr Chris, Everybody!"

<APPLAUSE>

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

There appears to have been some mod idiocy in reinstating my regular name.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 14:29

MrChris wrote:

There appears to have been some mod idiocy in reinstating my regular name.

It was discussed at the BBQ in June 2016 and the Cotta6e

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

MrChris wrote:

There appears to have been some mod idiocy in reinstating my regular name.

Cras wrote:

Everyone should be back to normal. Or back to what I think they should be, anyway

I don't fucking remember what people call themselves, do I?

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 14:42

Cras wrote:

MrChris wrote:

There appears to have been some mod idiocy in reinstating my regular name.

Cras wrote:

Everyone should be back to normal. Or back to what I think they should be, anyway

I don't fucking remember what people call themselves, do I?

Do you work with TheVision?

TheVision · **Posted:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 14:42

Brilliant!

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 15:11

Kern wrote:

Mimi wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

MaliA wrote:

What about Kern?

He can't make up his mind whether he wants a beard or not. Not dedicated enough.

Yeah, but I love Kern.

You can be my beard Mimi.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26068

The title of the thread has run out of space. Sorry to all the beards that were left out.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26068

Grim... wrote:

Kern wrote:

Mimi wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

MaliA wrote:

What about Kern?

He can't make up his mind whether he wants a beard or not. Not dedicated enough.

Yeah, but I love Kern.

You can be my beard Mimi.

Is this close enough?:

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Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

It's-a Mim-ia

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

Cras wrote:

This June my beard will be old enough to vote.

Now I'm sad that I passed this milestone in 2013 and didn't even have a party.

myp · **Posted:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 15:16

Beards are the Trigger's brooms of faces.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 15:17

Hmm, so will mine, but I've shaved it off a few times, so I won't call it, even though having the same beard for eighteen years is somewhat like Trigger only having one broom.

myp · **Posted:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 15:19

Grim... wrote:

Hmm, so will mine, but I've shaved it off a few times, so I won't call it, even though having the same beard for eighteen years is somewhat like Trigger only having one broom.

Not really. All the hairs are different.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 15:26

Lonewolves wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Hmm, so will mine, but I've shaved it off a few times, so I won't call it, even though having the same beard for eighteen years is somewhat like Trigger only having one broom.

Not really. All the hairs are different.

That's what I meant.

myp · **Posted:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 15:27

Grim... wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Hmm, so will mine, but I've shaved it off a few times, so I won't call it, even though having the same beard for eighteen years is somewhat like Trigger only having one broom.

Not really. All the hairs are different.

That's what I meant.

Oh right. As you were then.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 15:29

Trigger's Broom is the same as the Ship of Theseus paradox.

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16637

I think they're the same hairs. Like if you keep pruning a tree it's still the same tree.

myp · **Posted:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 15:32

markg wrote:

I think they're the same hairs. Like if you keep pruning a tree it's still the same tree.

Over the course of your life wouldn't most hairs drop out at some point and regrow from the root?

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 15:33

They presumably don't fall out that often, or beards would have a (much shorter) finite length.

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16637

Lonewolves wrote:

markg wrote:

I think they're the same hairs. Like if you keep pruning a tree it's still the same tree.

Over the course of your life wouldn't most hairs drop out at some point and regrow from the root?

Yeah probably, beards are stupid anyway.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Grim... wrote:

Hmm, so will mine, but I've shaved it off a few times

So, it won't then? I meant my chin hasn't seen daylight in 18 years.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38654

My beard's a whippersnapper.

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EDIT: Jesus, that's big. Sorry, folks!

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 16:02

Cras wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Hmm, so will mine, but I've shaved it off a few times

So, it won't then? I meant my chin hasn't seen daylight in 18 years.

You seem to have chopped off the bit that suggested that my current beard probably has as many original parts in as yours does. Then I started thinking about how long it can get and changed my mind.

UNSURE

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 16:19

Lonewolves wrote:

markg wrote:

I think they're the same hairs. Like if you keep pruning a tree it's still the same tree.

Over the course of your life wouldn't most hairs drop out at some point and regrow from the root?

Define: hair

But no. They generally don't drop out. There is a signal to stop growth, but it's somewhat faulty in head hair, facial hair and old mens nostril hair. Because of sexiness.

Malc · **Posted:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 17:17

I always thought that bald people had more hairs falling out than new ones growing.

Is that not the case?

Kern · **Posted:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 18:39

A little late as I couldn't get the photo to upload from my shiny new phone at lunchtime so here's my contribution to the inaugural Gratuitous Photo Of Your Bearded Self Wednesday.

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