Secret Santa 2015

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Mon Nov 02, 2015 23:01

Well hello there! It's that time of year again folks where you get to stalk your victim er, recipient and send them something amazing to make their Christmas rawk! :metul:

Rules of the game if you want to play are:

PM me your details(name & address) by Midnight November 15th with the subject line 'Secret Santa'.

I will be sending out your recipients details the next day, you then have up to a month to stalk them and buy them something truly amazing!

I reckon try to have your gift sent out by about the first week of December so it gets there in plenty of time.

You may post in this thread, but you don't have to if you want to remain super secret and stalkerish!

I'm thinking of a cost limit of £5 - £10?

Over Christmas you take a photo of your gift and put it in this thread.

Try and make sure that you at least get proof of postage in case something goes astray, recorded delivery is always better so it can be tracked, but do whatever is within budget for you.

Try to update your Amazon wishlist, you can get the thingy (technical term, okay) so you can grab stuff from any site.

Last posting dates;

Satursday 19th December Second Class and Recorded Signed For
Monday 21st December First Class and Recorded Signed For

Any further thoughts or anything you think I've missed, feel free to post in this thread or drop me a PM.

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Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26107

It might be worth pinning this, mods? :kiss:

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26107

That was some quick moderating action!

TheVision · **Posted:** Tue Nov 03, 2015 12:09

Mimi wrote:

That was some quick moderating action!

I can assure you that it was purely coincidental and normal service will be resumed as soon as possible.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Sun Nov 15, 2015 15:57

Last chance today folks!

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Tue Nov 17, 2015 23:14

Okay, late comers have been rounded up and you should all know who you are buying for by the end of the week.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Wed Nov 18, 2015 9:24

Oh bollocks too late

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26107

If the partners aren't being sent out until the end of the week then there's probably time, Kov.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Wed Nov 18, 2015 21:04

Mimi wrote:

If the partners aren't being sent out until the end of the week then there's probably time, Kov.

Yup.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2015 11:41

Brillaint

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Fri Nov 20, 2015 21:53

Okay, so everyone should know who they are buying for now. If you don't something has gone horribly wrong and you need to get in touch ASAP.

Thank you for bearing with me, it's been a difficult few days, but I got there in the end.

Get stalking and shopping!

myp · **Posted:** Fri Nov 20, 2015 23:52

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

Okay, so everyone should know who they are buying for now. If you don't something has gone horribly wrong and you need to get in touch ASAP.

Thank you for bearing with me, it's been a difficult few days, but I got there in the end.

Get stalking and shopping!

Something has gone horribly wrong.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Sat Nov 21, 2015 11:18

Future Warrior wrote:

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

Okay, so everyone should know who they are buying for now. If you don't something has gone horribly wrong and you need to get in touch ASAP.

Thank you for bearing with me, it's been a difficult few days, but I got there in the end.

Get stalking and shopping!

Something has gone horribly wrong.

I can't find a message from you.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Mon Nov 30, 2015 8:01

I'm totally going to start a spreadsheet of Beexer's vital statistics!

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Nov 30, 2015 10:27

myp · **Posted:** Mon Nov 30, 2015 11:08

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11899

Who's getting the anal beads this time?

myp · **Posted:** Mon Nov 30, 2015 11:43

Bobbyaro wrote:

Who's getting the anal beads this time?

It should always be Mr Dave

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Mon Nov 30, 2015 11:48

Future Warrior wrote:

Bobbyaro wrote:

Who's getting the anal beads this time?

It should always be Mr Dave

Just because you enjoy putting things up my arse doesn't mean I like things being put up my arse.

Although as far as I'm aware, I am the only recipient of a secret santa sex toy.

myp · **Posted:** Mon Nov 30, 2015 12:03

Mr Dave wrote:

Future Warrior wrote:

Bobbyaro wrote:

Who's getting the anal beads this time?

It should always be Mr Dave

Just because you enjoy putting things up my arse doesn't mean I like things being put up my arse.

Although as far as I'm aware, I am the only recipient of a secret santa sex toy.

I don't remember you complaining

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Mon Nov 30, 2015 13:00

Future Warrior wrote:

Mr Dave wrote:

Future Warrior wrote:

Bobbyaro wrote:

Who's getting the anal beads this time?

It should always be Mr Dave

Just because you enjoy putting things up my arse doesn't mean I like things being put up my arse.

Although as far as I'm aware, I am the only recipient of a secret santa sex toy.

I don't remember you complaining

You were pissed out of your mind, I'd be surprised if you remembered anything.

myp · **Posted:** Mon Nov 30, 2015 13:04

Mr Dave wrote:

Future Warrior wrote:

Mr Dave wrote:

Future Warrior wrote:

Bobbyaro wrote:

Who's getting the anal beads this time?

It should always be Mr Dave

Just because you enjoy putting things up my arse doesn't mean I like things being put up my arse.

Although as far as I'm aware, I am the only recipient of a secret santa sex toy.

I don't remember you complaining

You were pissed out of your mind, I'd be surprised if you remembered anything.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Mon Dec 07, 2015 18:43

Santa said I had to open mine now

Thanks

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Mon Dec 07, 2015 21:25

Aww!

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Mon Dec 07, 2015 21:26

I'm aware I've had a few messages this evening, but we're just eating out for Joan's birthday. I'll ask questions/pass on info when I get back.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Mon Dec 07, 2015 21:40

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

Aww!

Reading it now.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Dec 07, 2015 22:06

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

I'm aware I've had a few messages this evening, but we're just eating out for Joan's birthday. I'll ask questions/pass on info when I get back.

TMI!

Dr Zoidberg · **Joined:** 15th Oct, 2010 **Posts:** 5415

The postie has delivered today, both my gift for a mystery recipient, and my gift from a mystery recipient.

Kern · **Posted:** Wed Dec 16, 2015 18:55

Received a mystery parcel.

Attachment:

mystery parcel 2015.jpg

Not long to go now!

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26107

I think I may also have mine. One from NOTHS, which wasn't marked as such, so I opened it but I managed to work out it wasn't something I ordered before knowing what it was, so averted my eyes. Also something the size and weight of a mug, which may be a mug, but may also be something disguised as a mug.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Wed Dec 16, 2015 19:35

The Virgin Mimi wrote:

I think I may also have mine. One from NOTHS, which wasn't marked as such, so I opened it but I managed to work out it wasn't something I ordered before knowing what it was, so averted my eyes. Also something the size and weight of a mug, which may be a mug, but may also be something disguised as a mug.

I'm to tell you, you are correct.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26107

Ace. I. Which case they are under the tree

Malc · **Posted:** Thu Dec 17, 2015 2:10

Mine arrived today. It's gold and shiny! Well the wrapping paper is... Also a nice Christmas card, addressed to me and my wife.

Pics to follow.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Dec 17, 2015 14:05

Santa rammed this in my box!

Attachment:

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Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12340

I have been told to say that mine is nestled safely under the tree, as I didn't know it had arrived, but apparently it came yesterday - whee!

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Tue Dec 22, 2015 19:58

Whoop!

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Dec 22, 2015 20:58

Secret santa present is with MrsA and I look forward to opening it. Thank you.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Tue Dec 22, 2015 22:03

Joan's is under our tree too.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Dec 23, 2015 2:17

Who is Joan?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

In one way, aren't we all really Joan?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38668

My hair's going the same way,sadly

GazChap · **Posted:** Wed Dec 23, 2015 9:55

Mine arrived last week but I keep forgetting to post here.

The initials and postcode on the back gave the game away, but I'll open on Xmas morning

Thanks Santa!

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8655

Cap'n Gingerbeard wrote:

In one way, aren't we all really Joan?

Well will you all get from under my tree. There's no room.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Dec 25, 2015 8:32

Thanks, Santa!

TheVision · **Posted:** Fri Dec 25, 2015 10:19

Thank you Secret Santa! It's like you've known me all my life. Xxx

Kern · **Posted:** Fri Dec 25, 2015 10:22

Salt and Pepper zebras! They bring the seasoning to you!
Thanks Secret Santa: I'll be using these for Christmas dinner later.

Dr Zoidberg · **Joined:** 15th Oct, 2010 **Posts:** 5415

Christmas wouldn't be complete without a new gadget. Thanks Santa.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Dec 25, 2015 10:38

TheVision wrote:

Thank you Secret Santa! It's like you've known me all my life. Xxx

It's that a PlayStation wallet?

TheVision · **Posted:** Fri Dec 25, 2015 10:42

Grim-beard... the noisy wrote:

TheVision wrote:

Thank you Secret Santa! It's like you've known me all my life. Xxx

It's that a PlayStation wallet?

It is indeed. Ace, isn't it?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38668

You know he's going to use that

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