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Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26100

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the ... to-or-not/

What could possibly go wrong here?

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2015 9:50

Oh Jesus.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38664

Grim... wrote:

Oh Jesus.

1 Star: Blasphemer.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2015 9:51

Yeah, this is bad. The creators are getting a grilling on Twitter for it.

Kern · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2015 9:53

I always thought that your final score was the number of people at your funeral.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Such haters. I've added you all and given you bad reviews.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2015 10:05

I have given you all wonderful reviews because it is the hope that kills you.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2015 10:05

Kern wrote:

I always thought that your final score was the number of people at your funeral.

Heh.

LewieP · **Joined:** 29th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 7600

I don't know if this is entirely real.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2015 10:14

LewieP wrote:

I don't know if this is entirely real.

The robots are using it to weed out potential leaders of the future rebellion for when they are in power after the Mechanised Wars of 2033. They began in Fort Sumtner when a cupcake ATM was damaged in an assault.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26100

LewieP wrote:

I don't know if this is entirely real.

What makes you doubt that it is?

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

This is so gross it could almost be a viral ad for the next season of Silicon Valley. But it isn't, is it? It's real because of course it is.

http://forthepeeple.com/

Quote:

An Ode to Courage: Innovators are often put down because people are scared and they don’t understand. We are bold innovators and sending big waves into motion and we will not apologize for that because we love you enough to give you this gift. We know you are amazing, special, and unique individuals and most likely would never shout that from the rooftops. The people who know you will though... they choose to be around you and in your life and support you even when you don’t like yourself. We have come so far as a society but in a digital world we are becoming so disconnected and lonely. You deserve better and to have more abundance, joy, and real authentic connections. You deserve to make better decisions with more information to protect your children and your biggest assets. You have worked so hard to get the reputation you have among the people that know you. As innovators we want to make your life better and have the opportunity to prove how great it feels to be loved by so many in a public space. We are a positivity app launching in November 2015. Whether you love us or our concept or not; we still welcome everyone to explore this online village of love and abundance for all.

Seriously look at that.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2015 11:38

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

This is so gross it could almost be a viral ad for the next season of Silicon Valley. But it isn't, is it? It's real because of course it is.

http://forthepeeple.com/

Quote:

An Ode to Courage: Innovators are often put down because people are scared and they don’t understand. We are bold innovators and sending big waves into motion and we will not apologize for that because we love you enough to give you this gift. We know you are amazing, special, and unique individuals and most likely would never shout that from the rooftops. The people who know you will though... they choose to be around you and in your life and support you even when you don’t like yourself. We have come so far as a society but in a digital world we are becoming so disconnected and lonely. You deserve better and to have more abundance, joy, and real authentic connections. You deserve to make better decisions with more information to protect your children and your biggest assets. You have worked so hard to get the reputation you have among the people that know you. As innovators we want to make your life better and have the opportunity to prove how great it feels to be loved by so many in a public space. We are a positivity app launching in November 2015. Whether you love us or our concept or not; we still welcome everyone to explore this online village of love and abundance for all.

Seriously look at that.

Holy crap.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

I wonder how many times they've practised saying 'People are using our app to be negative about each other? Oh my, we never thought that might happen' in front of a mirror, trying to keep a straight face.

Morte · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2015 12:59

Hmm, I predict the two ladies that are behind this app are going to have an interesting few months.

...and after it launches (if that happens), they will never see the sunlight again as they will be in court forever.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

I can't be the only one that immediately thought of that episode of Community, right?

Dr Zoidberg · **Joined:** 15th Oct, 2010 **Posts:** 5404

Well this is fairly horrific. There's several people I have a very low opinion of, but don't see how sharing it in public is going to help anything.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

This is great

THE PEOPLE RUNNING PEEPLE DON'T LIKE UNSOLICITED FEEDBACK

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38664

I dread to think what the Peeple people's Peeple reviews will look like.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38664

Peeple people steeple peephole.

It's fun.

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

Quote:

Positive ratings post immediately; negative ratings are queued in a private inbox for 48 hours in case of disputes. If you haven’t registered for the site, and thus can’t contest those negative ratings, your profile only shows positive reviews.

So in the event this batshit nonsense goes live, just never register?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Of course, that'll be automated or else it'll cost money. So you give people 3 out of 5, call them a shitweaselling cuntbiscuit, and it's a 'positive' review.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

Take a look at @peopleforpeeple's Tweet: https://twitter.com/peopleforpeeple/sta ... 87296?s=09

I am moving towards "satire." And a good one, if so.

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16639

If it is then I reckon some cunt somewhere is now thinking that they could probably get away with doing it for real.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2015 15:48

markg wrote:

If it is then I reckon some cunt somewhere is now thinking that they could probably get away with doing it for real.

<whistles>
But with a pseudo rng to down vote after it scrapes and detects foursquare and Facebook pub and bar check ins.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

That account says it's a parody. But I can't tell if that means the whole thing is parody, or that account is a parody of a real app.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

Take a look at @peopleforpeeple's Tweet: https://twitter.com/peopleforpeeple/sta ... 87296?s=09

I am moving towards "satire." And a good one, if so.

Ah, yes. That tweet rather suggests that's the case. An impressive amount of effort if that's so.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2015 17:40

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

Take a look at @peopleforpeeple's Tweet: https://twitter.com/peopleforpeeple/sta ... 87296?s=09

I am moving towards "satire." And a good one, if so.

You've been duped by the wrong account. This is the legit one:

asfish · **Joined:** 5th Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 3353

Quote:

If you haven’t registered for the site, and thus can’t contest those negative ratings, your profile only shows positive reviews.

No issue then if you stay away it doesn't matter what sort of negative shite you get nobody sees it until you join.

If its real and goes ahead they will have some legal issues I would guess and at some point they will be on the receiving end.

Love this post on their Facebook page

Quote:

Comments by people who email us: (From CEO)
"I HAD EXACTLY THE SAME IDEAS BUT I NEVER FOUND THE MONEY TO MAKE IT WORK.
WELL DONE LADIES GOOD LUCK AND IF YOU WANT SOME EXTRA IDEAS ABOUT THAT LET'S TALK.
CHEERS"
Alessandro D. thanks for the feedback we may hire you in the future

To which some guy replies "People that send email in block capitals aren't the kind of people I'd really want to be comparing myself to, if I'm being honest here"

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26100

asfish wrote:

Quote:

If you haven’t registered for the site, and thus can’t contest those negative ratings, your profile only shows positive reviews.

No issue then if you stay away it doesn't matter what sort of negative shite you get nobody sees it until you join.

But then people will just put (5/5 *) as fish is a big poopy head.

If all you need is a positive rate count and text reviews still show, these might not have to marry up.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26100

Peeple app for rating human beings causes uproar
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-34415382

BBC's piece

myp · **Posted:** Fri Oct 02, 2015 9:54

Mimi wrote:

Peeple app for rating human beings causes uproar
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-34415382

BBC's piece

I'm giving you a solid 8.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26100

Future Warrior wrote:

Mimi wrote:

Peeple app for rating human beings causes uproar
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-34415382

BBC's piece

I'm giving you a solid 8.

Thanks, dude. I'm giving you 7.5 plus a bonus point for the beard.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

Snopes thinks it's vapourware: http://m.snopes.com/2015/10/01/peeple/

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11898

what is "vapourware"?

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16639

Software that's just all talk and will likely never see the light of day.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Oct 02, 2015 11:11

Bobbyaro wrote:

what is "vapourware"?

This. Predates Destiny, too. I should call my lawyers

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Oct 02, 2015 12:00

asfish wrote:

If its real and goes ahead they will have some legal issues I would guess and at some point they will be on the receiving end.

They're not doing anything that other social networks don't already do.

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Fri Oct 02, 2015 12:10

There's probably a human rights lawyer getting moist right now

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Oct 02, 2015 15:57

DBSnappa wrote:

There's probably a human rights lawyer getting moist right now

Well, I'm no human rights lawyer, but...

Derek The Halls · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3742

It's just MeowMeowBeenz from Community, right?

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