Beautiful Beex Poetry

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Skipping and hopping
Are difficult
With heavy shopping.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38708

Perfect

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Possibly. It'd flow better without the 'heavy' but skipping and hopping would be possible with light shopping, so I'll leave it as it is.

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

I can't really tell from the sources available.
Information gained by torture has long been known to be unreliable.
It's been like that for years, Chintzster.
I'm going to ban you without bail Craster.
No point breaking his illusion.
Look in Bits and bobs for my solution.
Well done Mrs.
But at least she can make use of those jack hammers.
and don't call her Roger.
I have a new charger!

Clarse.

devilman · **Posted:** Thu Dec 16, 2010 14:29

That lag was disgraceful.
The waterproofing was successful.
I will have to try harder.
Probably large garlic mushrooms for a starter.
It certainly does Zardoz.
Dressed as a Stewardess.
It is fabulous.
How wee are your bellies?
(rather falls apart on the last couple of lines)

Is it worth adding the link to the 2.0 version into the first post?

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Dec 16, 2010 14:33

Hence the subtitle.
No such thing.
Silent, practically invisible and deadly?
Uhhh, I think.
Shitty puns overload.
no offline modes available?
No, it's Gerald.
Work experience is invaluable.
Colour me intrigued at least.
I agree with Wizzardoz.
Added you to the list!
It certainly does Zardoz.
The best kind of correct.
Chinny: You mean it's made from apples?
WWF Superstars on the arcade.
And calzone isn't Sicilian, it's from Naples.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49252

devilsnowman wrote:

It certainly does Zardoz.
Dressed as a Stewardess.
It is fabulous.

Excellent.

Quote:

Is it worth adding the link to the 2.0 version into the first post?

Yes. What is the link?

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Dec 16, 2010 14:34

poetry2.1.php

Ladies kissing ladies?
I can turn off whitelisting.
I like Elites.
Looks good mate, strange lighting.
I like pigeons.
Just one measily half centimetre.
Happy day Joans!
Why does her IQ matter?
I dislike beards.
Cemetery Jumction I'd recommend.
Good work Zardoz.
I like that arrangement.

It's truly brilliant.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49252

Quote:

The debate on what people prefer is highly subjective.
It was called McPony and was about a seaside detective.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49252

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Yes, it's the reception.
It means slipping arsenic into the water supply isn't an option.
Oh the excitement.
In the sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-basement.
But not for a reacharound.
And shuffling cabinet ministers around?

Curiosity · **Posted:** Thu Dec 16, 2010 14:46

This game is mental.
Oh the excitement.
I has my Kindle.
In the sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-basement.
I'd just save your pennies.
I explained it with science.
It's horrible when that happens.
Actually, I'm talking utter nonsense.

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

I could start a cardboard city for the homeless.
You know what is good for Christmas Dinner.
Now go inside and drink some ho-cho with marshmallows!
Supper is a snack after tea/dinner.
My fiddle stick is pointing vertically.
But there are dogs!
Fuck me, that was good tackle.
once had several chateaux.
Why the difference?
I love camp.
Many happy returns.
Happy birthday, Compo!

TheVision · **Posted:** Thu Dec 16, 2010 15:18

I agree with both Curiosity and Craster, annoyingly.
and cities can bombard attackers.
I know, I was laughing manically!
Heard anything from Amazon, Cras?
I said shameless capitalist.
I can't remember, to be honest.
My offices are closed.
Wow, Dav, way to wreck Wednesday.
It most certainly won't be a Microsoft decision.
Beexbot has taken over Squirt already!
He should have also set a secret question.
Look at somewhere like Florida.
Work experience is invaluable.
I did at first!
no offline modes available?
I agree with Curiosity.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Thu Dec 16, 2010 17:31

TheVision wrote:

I agree with both Curiosity and Craster, annoyingly.
and cities can bombard attackers.
I know, I was laughing manically!
Heard anything from Amazon, Cras?
I said shameless capitalist.
I can't remember, to be honest.
My offices are closed.
Wow, Dav, way to wreck Wednesday.
It most certainly won't be a Microsoft decision.
Beexbot has taken over Squirt already!
He should have also set a secret question.
Look at somewhere like Florida.
Work experience is invaluable.
I did at first!
no offline modes available?
I agree with Curiosity.

My name is Curiosity, and I endorse this poem.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49252

What we need is to point the poetry engine at the beexbot thread, and use only Beexbot's posts. That would be the most meta thing ever.

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Dec 16, 2010 18:06

And then train BeexBot using only the poetry thread. boom!

I miss DimrillBeexBot.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38708

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I'd rather smell of wee than be a goat vivisectionist.
Pootling away at a few bits but not with any intensity.
Warhead: good luck getting all that sorted out, sounds mental!
I wish A-level Biology taught important information like that, incidentally.
I am writing to both shop head office and Duracell.
You're tuned to WRZL!

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14524

A very Scum inspired one :

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I know I was quiet last week, but I was customer sites.
I really should know who Richard Littlejohn actually is by now.
Any of our roleblockers who may have switched targets last night care to tell us who they blocked on night 1?
Has anyone got any anakin?
I feel like I've kind of missed the (Moray Star)boat.
BTW, so far, excellent game, chaps and chapesses!

Quote:

Welcome Pickford Bros!
Helloez to Alarm, Malabars.
for Long-distance PERKIES!
Yeah, that works.

Pundabaya · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5016

The only remotely creative thing I've done on here has been cruelly lost to the sands of time.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49252

Er - really? We've still got every post since day 1.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Jun 15, 2011 15:50

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This is am frustrating.
This could be irritating.
Flis, what do you thing?
Already did it, I think.
I'll go and press the button.
I told them davspaz was a bad'un.

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I need to read rules)?
Everyone should have their roles.
So, lets get this right.
I thought it was alright.
Yawny yawny cunt cunt.
Have a lovely weekend.

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14524

Zardoz wrote:

Quote:

This is am frustrating.
This could be irritating.
Flis, what do you thing?
Already did it, I think.
I'll go and press the button.
I told them davspaz was a bad'un.

Quote:

I need to read rules)?
Everyone should have their roles.
So, lets get this right.
I thought it was alright.
Yawny yawny cunt cunt.
Have a lovely weekend.

Err - is this pulling data from the dead thread - if so it might not be wise to have around ?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Jun 15, 2011 16:11

I am 1337 |-|/\><><0®

(Does it give anything away?)

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14524

Zardoz wrote:

I am 1337 |-|/\><><0®

(Does it give anything away?)

It doesnt really - its the 'i knew davpaz was a bad un' which i take it was after he was found out to be the hand of god :-)

I think we hit this problem before - and not sure if we have an answer but people do occasionally post stuff to the dead thread which is not suitable for the living.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

I've got chocolate all over my bum.
"That's what you get, smarty pants,"
said my mum.

Short and sweet, see?

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14524

Warhead wrote:

Short and sweet, see?

If you go to the first post of the thread there are 3 links which take 'random' lines people have posted in the forum and it makes some poetry out of it - you may need to F5 a few times to get something which works but :

Quote:

It seems good sir, that we are in complete agreement on this point.
There's a quote button for a reason, people!
What kind of sore throat is it?
Yeah, my work colleague said I should have stuck with it too.
Vettels glum face after the race was a joy to see.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Jun 15, 2011 16:21

Warhead wrote:

I've got chocolate all over my bum.
"That's what you get, smarty pants,"
said my mum.

Short and sweet, see?

Nice but

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Jun 15, 2011 16:23

zaphod79 wrote:

Err - is this pulling data from the dead thread - if so it might not be wise to have around ?

That's the "day" thread.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

How can it be nice AND :belm:

?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49252

It's nice, but it's belm for not realising that the thread is all about autogenerated poetry.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Jun 15, 2011 16:29

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Brother still exist?
Lord of the bloody Clones.
So it is racist.
I need to start doing meal plans.
That sounds spectacular.
I didn't spot it either.
What is your favourite colour?
Did my post go into the ether?
Mods: Please reboot Kern.
Nintendo, you soft sods.
Children of the corn?
Watch out for asbestos!
A nightmare to remove.
Has Bobbyaro ever been quoted?
The one I posted is Rainy Etude by Leonid Afremov.
In fact, I'm now conflicted.

A long one! It clearly rhymes.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Jun 15, 2011 17:41

Quote:

Nice tatts, Chris.
Wullie was right!
And angry people in wheelchairs.
Echofon is alright.
Since last series in fact.
Curse you Curiosity!
Is it really that fucked!
Kill him first.

That's a good one

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Aug 15, 2012 18:03

Quote:

I'm certainly glad I don't have Australian kids.
The previous occupants of our house had cats.
Red means you too, you fuckers.
Oh, either will work, of course.
Nice easy day on Sun perfect!
It's sounding terrible in fact.
Really neat idea, very well executed.
James Bond and the Queen was unexpected.
but other than that I'm clueless.
And yes, a little later than seven days lols!

Grim... wrote:

http://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/forum/poetry.php

Now with bangin' rhymes and shizzle!
poetry2.0.php (aabb)
poetry2.1.php (abab)

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Jun 26, 2015 15:22

Been a while since we fired this up.

Quote:

Kissyfur has no excuse.
You're so fucking sexy.
That looks great!
The girl on the left looks scared.
Also: I hate ants.
People using bare hands!

Quote:

Simon was right about Boyband.
It should all be banned.
Perhaps you should stop buying iPhones?
I'm surrounded by fannies.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38708

Quote:

Works a treat.
Engage the Darkbeast.
I have pre-ordered.
Ed was the best.
I assume that is yours.
He enforced moonlighting?
Middle-aged in forum years.
Well worth doing.

First go. Classic.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14431

A sexy rhyme.

Quote:

Old Men Dancing were acebest.
Amazing video, and I wish you both all the best.
Those tatties were fake tatties.
Tatties is a terrible word to use for tits.
Finesse is for fannies.
Not for grown-up phones.
It's bloomin hard!
It warms my heart.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12356

Quote:

He's most notable for running a successful computer games company into the ground.
Sure - but that's what happens with comments on the internet.
Yes the visuals are amazing, but you have to mention the sound design.
So laughter IS the best medicine!
Although it has a dub to rival Symphony of the night.
Get the beers in Mark, we're partying hard tonight!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Jun 26, 2015 16:14

Quote:

Well your face didn't start off brilliant.
I found both pretty dull, to be honest.
Whoever played the big man was excellent.
It's not worth the minor hassle you've experienced.
but i cant read the text.
It’s a Citron, I think.
They'll add a dialog wheel next.
Yep, that's the best thing.
I think that's the main downside.
Well now I'm just aroused.
Someone ring me if its announced.
You read it here first!
It is shaping up wonderfully.
Kissyfur has no excuse.
No silenced sniper rifle?
You know what sucks?

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Oct 08, 2015 9:31

It's National Poetry Day!

So I should probably cancel my pre-order?
So they started in audiobooks before terror and murder?
I need to calibrate outrage settings.
I'm about to start cooking wings.
WHERE IS TEO BROKE GIRKS?
Aren't they famed for being brutally litigious over their trademarks?
Hopefully something new mind.
What a great achievement!

Kern · **Posted:** Thu Oct 08, 2015 9:35

My forthcoming entry to the next slam event at a hispter open-mic night:

Quote:

You really don't.
Do not understand.
Curiosity is no The Vision.
Thanks also, TheVision!
They're rather, uh, promiscuous.
Was he rude about things that are not physics?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49252

Quote:

How much is copyright?
That's can't be right.
Seems everyone has early access.
I have the formula for success!

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49252

I've trimmed this one down because the first couplet is about perfect.

Quote:

That account says it's a parody.
That's the best kind of Java support.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Oct 08, 2015 9:39

Quote:

You clearly have been playing snap against weak opposition.
I am massively conflicted over the assisted dying question.
I am interested in playing on Steam.
We're lucky to have you here to impart such wisdom.
Better than the other way round!
With gelled up Mali in the foreground.
Had these men yet committed a crime?
Haha, just wanted to beat Grim.

TheVision · **Posted:** Thu Oct 08, 2015 9:41

Kern wrote:

My forthcoming entry to the next slam event at a hispter open-mic night:

Quote:

You really don't.
Do not understand.
Curiosity is no The Vision.
Thanks also, TheVision!
They're rather, uh, promiscuous.
Was he rude about things that are not physics?

This is my favourite.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Oct 08, 2015 9:43

Rhyming TheVision with The Vision is very poor form, poetry bot!

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49252

Also rhyming Steam with wisdom

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

I never even realised it attempted to rhyme stuff, I thought it just picked random sentences. That's quite impressive, even though it's execution is somewhat lacking at times.

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

Cras wrote:

Also rhyming Steam with wisdom

Someone on the forum probably pronounces them the same. Your weirdo English people with your bizarro voices.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Oct 08, 2015 10:01

Bamba wrote:

I never even realised it attempted to rhyme stuff, I thought it just picked random sentences. That's quite impressive, even though it's execution is somewhat lacking at times.

It was fucking complicated, I remember that. It's not great, but you can normally see what it's gone for.

I wonder if I can improve it...

If you want non-"rhyming" poetry, take a look a poetry.php

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Oct 08, 2015 10:11

I re-read the thread to see how I did the rhyming stuff, and was reminded that it had a database-destroying hidden feature:

Quote:

Your mum missed the joke.
Your mums moist vulva.
Your mum is my twitter.
Your mum is a human infinite feedback loop!
Your mum's an actuary.
Your Mums I hope.
Your mum is far too easy.
Your mum's overdone.
Your mum's a meatloaf.
Your Mum does it implicitly on all ventricles.

Quote:

Your Mum gives the worst, but we all go back for more.
Your Mum's had 16x9 portions.
Your Mum did.
Your mum' jokes violate the Golden Rule of Internet posting.
Your mum is average.
Your Mum fixed my laptop.
Your mum didn't want to.
Your Mum's too tedious.
Your mum is a non-existant bag.
Your mum?
Your mum hasn't.
Your Mum's Scandinavian.
Your Mum's.

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