E3 2015

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14416

E3 News in here please, as and when you fancy it.

What are you looking forward to?

What do you reckon is going to be the Next Big Thing?

Anyone interested in Battlefront: Star Wars? Why? Ain't you had enough FPS' now with a Star Wars skin?

What's on your radar and what are you sick to the back teeth of hearing about?

Go.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Jun 10, 2015 18:16

Why isn't is E³? Or 3E?

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14416

Grim... wrote:

Why isn't is E³?

Cause there's only 3 E's.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Jun 10, 2015 18:34

Yeeeees...

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14416

Solved that mystery.

Now, anyone excited about games?

You seen the new game from industry "try hard but never get any sales" Ninja Theory?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Saturnalian wrote:

E3 News in here please, as and when you fancy it.

What are you looking forward to?

What do you reckon is going to be the Next Big Thing?

Anyone interested in Battlefront: Star Wars? Why? Ain't you had enough FPS' now with a Star Wars skin?

What's on your radar and what are you sick to the back teeth of hearing about?

Go.

Whut? It's been 10 years or so since the last star wars shooter. I am moist as moist for the new Battlefront game.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Jun 10, 2015 22:43

Looking forward to the new Otogi and Panzer Dragoon games.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14416

look what you could play if you were cool enough to be able to go to E3.

Quote:

First off, here’s the list of playable games Sony is bringing to the event, along with Project Morpheus:

ABZÛ
Alone With You
Amplitude
Batman: Arkham Knight
Broforce
Capsule Force
Chasm
Cosmic Star Heroine
Death Tales
Drawn to Death -
Dungeon Defenders 2
EarthNight
Enter the Gungeon
Fat Princess Adventures Fun Bits
Futuregrind
GALAK-Z: The Dimensional
Gang Beasts
Gnog
God of War 3 HD
Guns Up!
Heart Forth, Alicia
I Am Bread
Journey
Kill Strain
Moon Hunters
N++
Nuclear Throne
Planetside 2
Project Morpheus
Ratchet & Clank I
Relativity
Rocket League
Salt & Sanctuary
Skullgirls: 2nd Encore
Snow
Soma
Street Fighter 5
Super Meat Boy
Super Time Force Ultra
Tearaway: Unfolded
The Tomorrow Children
The Vanishing of Ethan Carter
Thumper
To Leave
Until Dawn
Sony is also partnering with IndieCade which will feature the following PS4 titles in their booth: Gravity Ghost, Distance, Night in the Woods and ROCKETSROCKETSROCKETS.

I am literally excited about none of them. Apart from Nuclear Throne which I played at EGX and was fucking awesome. Shotgun fingers, anyone? I think so.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14416

or maybe you'll get excited about BRAND NEW RACHET AND CLANK!!!

No, me neither. I've only ever played the first one. It was pretty good. That is all.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Jun 11, 2015 0:08

Why would you want to be playing games when the porn convention is next door?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Jun 11, 2015 9:45

I am bread sounds a bit half baked.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Jun 11, 2015 9:46

Grim... wrote:

Why would you want to be playing games when the porn convention is next door?

Guns Up!

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14416

Grim... wrote:

Why would you want to be playing games when the porn convention is next door?

Both involve waggling your joystick.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14416

Katamari making guy makes his brain do a brain poo and out comes "Wattam".

Watch trailer and tell me you don't want this.

GazChap · **Posted:** Thu Jun 11, 2015 22:46

I have absolutely no idea what I just watched.

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

Saturnalian wrote:

Katamari making guy makes his brain do a brain poo and out comes "Wattam".

Watch trailer and tell me you don't want this.

What is this...I don't even.

TheCookie197 · **Joined:** 23rd Sep, 2010 **Posts:** 729

Saturnalian wrote:

Katamari making guy makes his brain do a brain poo and out comes "Wattam".

Watch trailer and tell me you don't want this.

Their faces look like they want to blow me up.

Am I the only one seeing the similarities?

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Fri Jun 12, 2015 0:50

Saturnalian wrote:

Katamari making guy makes his brain do a brain poo and out comes "Wattam".

Watch trailer and tell me you don't want this.

It reminded me of Noby Noby Boy.

Which was a pile of turd.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Jun 12, 2015 8:08

Steve's a little shit.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11897

What is that? It looks like a game made by a bunch of school kids.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Jun 12, 2015 9:21

Bobbyaro wrote:

What is that? It looks like a game made by a bunch of school kids.

Bobby!

<audience cheers and applauds>

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Jun 12, 2015 9:34

He has been gone for just over a week

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11897

yeah, well, you're just jealous cos you don't get applause!

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Jun 12, 2015 9:46

Ooooh!

<Audience leans forwards>

Dr Lave · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5979

Saturnalian wrote:

look what you could play if you were cool enough to be able to go to E3.

Quote:

First off, here’s the list of playable games Sony is bringing to the event, along with Project Morpheus:

Amplitude
Drawn to Death -
Gang Beasts
I Am Bread
N++
Nuclear Throne
Project Morpheus
Rocket League
Super Time Force Ultra
The Vanishing of Ethan Carter
Thumper

I am literally excited about none of them. Apart from Nuclear Throne which I played at EGX and was fucking awesome. Shotgun fingers, anyone? I think so.

I've edited the list down to ones you should be excited about (and add Journey to that list if you haven't played it on PS3, its one of the best games ever made). And bare in mind I've not heard of the others.

Special mention for Rocket League, I got into the beta and it is my online game of the year so far. 3 v 3 remote control cars that have rockets on them for crazy jumps. Playing football. With a bomb.

It needs to be a BEEX online Bezzie Essential. Infact I may make a thread...

It is amazing.

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8655

Please...

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Mon Jun 15, 2015 1:50

Joans wrote:

Please...

Am i missing something here? What's the relevance of finding a forklift?

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8655

Shenmue 3!!!!!111

GazChap · **Posted:** Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:18

Yeah, didn't quite figure that myself. Why is a forklift evidence of Shenmue 3?

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:49

GazChap wrote:

Yeah, didn't quite figure that myself. Why is a forklift evidence of Shenmue 3?

Forklifts were a major part of Shenmue

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8655

MaliA wrote:

GazChap wrote:

Yeah, didn't quite figure that myself. Why is a forklift evidence of Shenmue 3?

Forklifts were a major part of Shenmue

TheVision · **Posted:** Mon Jun 15, 2015 10:36

GazChap wrote:

Yeah, didn't quite figure that myself. Why is a forklift evidence of Shenmue 3?

You haven't played Shenmue, have you?

GazChap · **Posted:** Mon Jun 15, 2015 10:47

No, never. But from what I *thought* I knew, I didn't think forklifts would fit in to it

TheVision · **Posted:** Mon Jun 15, 2015 11:02

You really should play it you know. It's fantastic.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Mon Jun 15, 2015 11:05

Because forklifts?

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16639

Any other exciting warehouse machinery? e.g. Is it just forklifts or does it have pallet trucks too?

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11897

You have to balance a pallet truck on a fork lift!

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8655

You have to wait until the second one before you get to move boxes around. Who knows what might be in the third...

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Mon Jun 15, 2015 15:31

Joans wrote:

You have to wait until the second one before you get to move boxes around. Who knows what might be in the third...

Is there even a point to playing the first then if it has no hot forklift action?

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14416

Too lazy to find things on E3? This reddit thread will sort you out as information becomes available:

http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments ... y/.compact

TheVision · **Posted:** Mon Jun 15, 2015 16:10

Mr Dave wrote:

Joans wrote:

You have to wait until the second one before you get to move boxes around. Who knows what might be in the third...

Is there even a point to playing the first then if it has no hot forklift action?

There is some hot sailor action. Does that help?

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14416

Fuck me, Sony's showcase is at 2AM UK time. That means that first thing in the morning WE MAY HAVE THE LAST GUARDIAN NEWS!

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8655

Mr Dave wrote:

Joans wrote:

You have to wait until the second one before you get to move boxes around. Who knows what might be in the third...

Is there even a point to playing the first then if it has no hot forklift action?

First one is fork lifts, the second is manual handling. :metul:

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14416

Xbox One is getting backwards compatibility!

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14416

Xbox One is also getting "early access" games. Blimey. Divisive.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14416

That's a strong Microsoft line-up if you ask me. And interesting too.

There's some interesting games in there. I'll link some of my faves later if I can give a shit.

TheVision · **Posted:** Mon Jun 15, 2015 23:10

Saturnalian wrote:

Xbox One is getting backwards compatibility!

That could be a deal breaker for many people.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Jun 15, 2015 23:17

I don't think I have ever used any backwards compatibility on any console that has it. Nor am I interested, unless it is backwards compatible for, like, the last six generations.

"Upgrade your 360 to a Xbone! It's so awesome you can play 360 games on it!"

Ummm...

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14416

Yeah, I agree.

I think backwards compatibility is a great selling tool for about 2 years but after that people will have ditched the old and want the new. How long has the Xbox One been out?

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8655

Well, Shenmue 3 is coming. Maybe.
It has a kickstarter, and has 31 days to hit $2 million. It's aleady just shy of $1.3 million.
*crosses everything*

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