Be Excellent To Each Other

By the end of Iron Man 3, Stark no longer feels like he needs his suits, and indeed destroys them all and suggests that he'll no longer build Iron Man suits - as he is Iron Man. Suddenly, by this film, he's got a whole army of the damn things, including space-bound satellite deployment kits etc.

The emphasis on saving the civvies at the end felt like a direct response to the criticism levelled at the first movie and towards Man of Steel. And on top of that, all the civvies basically acted like nothing odd was going on when they were being evacuated from a floating city. Not to mention that it would have been bloody cold and surprisingly air-less up at the altitude the city dropped from.

The "Age of Ultron" was, what, 2 days?

What was the purpose of Thor going shirtless in that pool, other than as fanwank material? The fact that doing so seemingly gave him total knowledge of what was going on and what needed to happen wasn't explained very well.

Ultron built his base/robot factory in the remains of the Hydra base in Sokovia(?) - are we really expected to believe that after the Avengers tore that place up, that they didn't strip all the alien technology and shit out of it?

The fights were pretty boring by the end. Seeing Captain America and Thor combine their powers in a "special move combo" was good but got old after a few times, and I really don't need to repeatedly see Hawkeye firing arrows into the heads of robots.

them to actually kill off Quicksilver and that the post credit scene to be setting up for Thanos and the Infinity Gauntlet. And I say the latter because the chat I've heard is that the next Avengers film will be based on the Civil War event which would make sense given that the seeds of that conflict between Iron Man and Captain America are already well sown. I suppose though they could just be setting up Thanos for the next Guardians of the Galaxy which would be a better fit; and killing off Quicksilver might be a way to minimise conflict with the X-Men film version if they ever want to bring that all together.

Iron Man: We need to have a talk. *shoots all the guys*
Iron Man: Good talk.
Groaning henchman: No it wasn't.

Iron Man was more likeable and humorous than in his own films.
Hulk and foxy ginger gorgeous oh my life I love her so much woman romance was really great too. I was super disappointed when dude cleared off at the end for no reason at all in typical blockbuster fashion.
"Go to sleep" was ace.
As was the groaning guard when Iron Man shoots him and his mates with bean bag rockets (or something).
The cocktail party was hilarious and, frankly, I'd happily sit through some sort of sitcom where they just lounge around in a bar all day talking about stuff. It was natural, hilarious and that black guy who plays Iron Man knock off suit guy was great too.
I don't care much for Hawkeye and his family.
The action sequences were great insofar as I could tell exactly what was going on most of the time. Not so many quick cut aways or overly produced special effects gets a thumbs up from me.
EXCEPT when Thor pulls that woman out the car which was tumbling to earth from the floating city. It looks like dreadful green screen rubbish and was a bit jarring when it happened.
I couldn't care less for the two enhanced persons. I couldn't give a shit when Speedy Gonzales but the dust.

My four biggest complaints are as follows:

I "get" the main thrust of the story. Ultron is bad; kill Ultron. Nice and simple. Everything else was a confusing mess of bullshit. How come Thor takes a steam bath and suddenly knows the score? It wasn't explained beyond "This is the only special puddle on earth" You didn't have any trouble finding it "Everyone who goes into the puddle dies or some shit" Argh, lightning is pouring out my body. Minutes later... I'm back and know the fate of the world. Everyone: ok, cool.

Mind control girl's powers were terrible and not explained at all. Speed Gonzales had speed. Iron Man has a suit. Hulk is green. Captain America has a groovy shield. Mind Control Girl controls minds.

... and shoots swirly red bullets out her fingers. Wha? And does a red explosive area blast. Wh? And has a red shield laser thing which she calls out of mid air with her swirly laser powers. Right, you've lost me know. She can control your mind? Yes. Well sort of. Ok. And has swirly red powers? Yes. From where? Her mind. Right, just fuck off, she's boring.

Jarvis Robot Man was terrible too. One: he looks dreadful like he's been designed by someone who is colour blind. Two: He has indestructible skin made of the same stuff as Captain America's shield, right? And shoots a laser out his forehead. So why was he so fucking boring and barely helpful in the fight with Ultron? Who cares. He doesn't even really have any dialogue with Iron Man that might have been funny or something. Which leads me to my last problem:

The New Avengers Team: DO NOT MAKE A FILM WITH THOSE GUYS. Would you look at them? Really. Just look at them. Not an interesting character amongst them apart from sexy ginger ninja who, frankly, needs her own film. Do a film about her where she does a lot of scuba diving in a wet suit or is like a female anti-James Bond and stuff and I'd watch it. More film with red swirly mind control girl? Go fuck yourself.