Be Excellent To Each Other

Everyone should indeed come.

I transcribed the list from phone to paper to input to phone, but when someone (Nick?) added himself as a maybe I started a new maybe section at the bottom, and then added Mimi and Russ to the top of the list. Then when I put it back into the phone I skipped them so everyone would be listed in the correct order, but then forgot to go back to the top of the list.

True story.

SG - kids are fine as long as you don't mind them being exposed to excessive drinking, loud noises, unsafe things within easy reach and loud swearing. And that's just my daughter.

I'll be bringing my wife and child again. They usual go off on day trips together to local attractions, so they'd likely welcome company

Whatevs, Curio. I know your mean girls game.

I booked my days off work for this today. I control the holiday calendar, therefore am actually the most powerful person in the office.

LOL at me being a maybe

Nickachu, you spanner

That's not very kind.

See, Curio,,what is with you today?

Right? What a duck.

Apparently duck.

In. Your mum.

Not my kids, I was just asking with regards to Mr Dom, will see if he is up for it (well see if his lovely wife is, she will drag him along then).

Mimi I fully intend to be at the cottage this time with or without Dom.

Hurrah!

Dick

We need a bungalow

Omlette. Not scrambled eggs and bacon. It isn't fucking tricky.

It's nearly time to collect deposits and stuff. I will let you know how much when I get the paperwork through next week. Just a heads up to keep a few pennies aside for this if you can.

Yaycottage!

The Egg STILL ISN'T LISTED ON THE FIRST POST Jesus Christ Curio what do we pay you for #egggate

Yeah, I can't be bothered to update it until I start taking payments

Oh wait. In.

The Bank of Curiosity is now accepting payments of deposits.

The deposit is 570 pounds. The overall total payment is 2670 (that is more than last year, boo!).

I suggest 40 quid deposit now and the rest later.

Sound okay?

Yup.

How much was it last year?

We might have to leave this until a little nearer the time. Due to various things we might only be able to make it down for a few hours one day but won't be sure until closer to the date.

200 less.

Sorry to hear that, Mimi. Here's hoping providence lends a hand and you are able to come. I'll even add you to the list

Only remembered when we might not be able to make it. Figures!

Notable only in absence Thank you though, we'll see what happens down the line, just can't commit quite yet x

Done

Paid.

Distressingly few deposits received so far.

Ah. PM me the bank deets please dude and I'll sort out the sponds.

#NotAllCottagers

I have just reduced your distress.

It was a lovely handjob, but I would also like payment for the cottage, please.

Sorry, having asked for your details I then immediately forgot.

I have deposited.

Ta, Joans!

Paid!

I passed by the cottage earlier. It looked sad and empty.

Nah. It was just...waiting.

We will fill it full of happy fun times soon enough. And rubbish. So much rubbish.

Cheers for the latest deposits. A couple more would be super helpful.

Ta!

<small voice>

I have never played D&D. I would like to. Please can we play a game at the Cotta6e?

Really hope I can make this. Looking 50/50 atm

I could probably run something.

I would be interested in this. Assuming I can be a burly motherfucker with a huge sword that solves problems by HULK SMASH.

Then why would you need a sword?

Not much of a challenge for your roleplaying abilities then!

I'd be up for this. I don't have any D&D gear any more, but I think the PHB and DM's guide are downloadable as PDFs now? I do have a couple of other RPGs still; Shadowrun and Feng Shui. You guys would probably like the latter.

Not as well as I could. With all the 2nd Ed AD&D stuff I still have. Cos it's the best version.

Mercury dragon garden parteh!

Turn the fuck up then, douche.

That dragon had the best accent ever.