Be Excellent To Each Other

Despite selecting 'log me in automatically', the site consistently logs me out once every couple of days.

I would like this fixed, because I don't pay £0/month for nothing, y'know.

Did you read the instructions about what to do that are on the left of the login page?

I'm guessing not, or you would have posted in the thread it points you to for advice.

I'm not having trouble logging in, I'm having trouble staying logged in.

I've cleared my cookies however and will report back.

Maybe you should take the hint gracefully?

What hint? The thread in question hasn't been posted to in 6 years, and only seems to cover people who can't log in initially. As my problem isn't that, I'm stating the distinction in case this is a new problem.

I also made the crack about £0/month because obviously I can't expect anything from a best endeavours free service.

Are you on the mobile site? I get logged out every so often on that. It seems to happen if you click "general discussion" and then click again while the page is just about to load.

Nope, I force my mobile to load the desktop version, but both of my desktops are seemingly getting logged out at the same interval. It's only started happening in the last month or so.

That the forum doesn't want you to be logged in, presumably

I should mention that this happens to me at home, but not at work or on my mobile.

Fucked if I know why, to be honest.

Seriously? I honestly can't see how my comment could be read as anything but the (admittedly very poor) joke that it was.

I don't pay you twelve monthly installments of fuck all for you to give me vagaries like this.

On the flipside of website value, I've just discovered that the belm-merchants of my new housing association are paying £90/month in 'maintenance' for the shittest, most amateur website I've ever seen, and to top it all off, the fucking thing is riddled with malware.

No.

Vegetarians.

Thank you for the correction.

Best type of zoos ever.