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 Post subject: Beex be slow, yo
PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 20:38 
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Some people are noticing Beex is getting a bit slow. I did a little digging and found that we're getting a shitload of hits. MOAR INVESTIGATING!

Turns out, something about Beex is very interesting to Google, and they're indexing Beex quite regularly. And by quite regularly, I mean constantly - from midnight to about 6pm Google had requested 73,238 pages.

So, I've asked them nicely to calm it down a bit, and a handy "Google Insider" is going to raise a bug request. We'll see if that helps - the only alternative is to ask them to stop completely, which seems a bit daft at this stage.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 20:41 
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 Post subject: Re: Beex be slow, yo
PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 20:41 
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Would it help if we were all a little less interesting?

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Or a little less Gaywood.

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I'm a little bit country, if that helps?


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 Post subject: Re: Beex be slow, yo
PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 20:53 
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 Post subject: Re: Beex be slow, yo
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I'm a little bit country, if that helps?


I'm western. You, outside.


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 Post subject: Re: Beex be slow, yo
PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 21:02 
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I'm a little bit country, if that helps?


What does that mean? When I was at uni, a girl told me that we were ace together because I was a little bit country and she was a little bit RocknRoll. I was drunk so just laughed and fell over, but it was one of those things that has stuck with me all these years, and I assumes that it was just something she said off the top of her head until you wrote that, which may be a coincidence.

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Turns out, something about Beex is very interesting to Google, and they're indexing Beex quite regularly. And by quite regularly, I mean constantly - from midnight to about 6pm Google had requested 73,238 pages.


They're indexing everything to make life easier for my biographers.


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 Post subject: Re: Beex be slow, yo
PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 21:04 
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I don't think getting Myp to raise a bug request will help. Mind you, if Google keep paying Beex this much attention, hopefully he'll fuck right off. Ask them to deprioritise the ticket for a few days.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 21:14 
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Mimi wrote:
Trooper wrote:
I'm a little bit country, if that helps?


What does that mean? When I was at uni, a girl told me that we were ace together because I was a little bit country and she was a little bit RocknRoll. I was drunk so just laughed and fell over, but it was one of those things that has stuck with me all these years, and I assumes that it was just something she said off the top of her head until you wrote that, which may be a coincidence.



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Cras wrote:
Mimi wrote:
Trooper wrote:
I'm a little bit country, if that helps?


What does that mean? When I was at uni, a girl told me that we were ace together because I was a little bit country and she was a little bit RocknRoll. I was drunk so just laughed and fell over, but it was one of those things that has stuck with me all these years, and I assumes that it was just something she said off the top of her head until you wrote that, which may be a coincidence.




:o She has stolen my clothes!!

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 Post subject: Re: Beex be slow, yo
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Also, I have never heard that song ever, or even heard it referenced other than these two times.

Also, that girl looked quite like Donny Osman

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Also, that girl looked quite like Donny Osman


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 Post subject: Re: Beex be slow, yo
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Mimi wrote:
Also, I have never heard that song ever, or even heard it referenced other than these two times.

Also, that girl looked quite like Donny Osman

OUTRAGEOUS!

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 Post subject: Re: Beex be slow, yo
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Slow this morning to post - and I made the mistake of trying to search for a word and it just sat there

I assume the site is just being hammered again ?


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 14:40 
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Very slow posing at the moment for me.

What have you done to upset DocG?

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What have you done to upset DocG?

Everything I can, to be honest :)

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