Be Excellent To Each Other

Just doodle a quick picture, take a photo of it with your phone, and either:
a) Send it to your computer and upload it if you can
b) Browse to this forum on your phone and upload it
c) MMS it to me (07940407---) (put your name on it) and I'll upload it
d) Email it to me drawings at hsmx dot com.
e) Use a scanner, you show-off

Here's mine then - obviously it's a picture of me, because I'm awesome.

But... It's a picture of me riding a fucking monster!



Note that my Range Rover is also in the picture, and hasn't been squished.

My awesome.

Try again.

Genius.

Here's one from Gazchap:

Fixed.

Surely actual drawing skills are kinda cheating?

Where's your awesome picture then Dave? Huh? Huh?

Certainly not me doing unspeakable things to Barney.

I'm off out for a while in but a few minutes, so you'll have to wait for my dose of awesome anyway.

I have no drawing skills.

Actually, I won a competition at school (in year 8 ) for drawing that picture. At the time I copied it out of the 1985 Airwolf annual (we were allowed to, before you start ) and the restrictions were that we could only use one pen. No pencil either, so any mistakes had to be left.

I won a signed copy of one of the Stanley Bagshaw books, which I've now probably lost.

I'm too busy painting a portrait to enter this!

Pah! It takes two minutes!

You're just scared because you know can't beat my awesome.

Dudley:

I havent drew these now and are actually nearly 2 years old, so cheating in a way but I think they deserve a post, especially the arnie which Im proud if even if I didnt finish it.

First one is Dennis Wise who is currently the director or something or other at Newcastle Football Club but was manager of Leeds when I did this camp looking monster when I was bored at uni.



Secondly some arabic woman whose most facial features were covered in shadows so not the best to work with face wise but I think the whole technique brings it out in quite a good celshade effect.



and finally Arnie in a KISS sort of garb on, which looks awesome, wish I finished it at the time.



Ive got a paper here, Ill have a look for a decent face to draw lines around.

Runcles post could be a new thread on it's own!! I do like that technique a lot!

hmm, I thought it took photos in 640x480.

Regardless, I'm very sorry.

This thread was inspired by this picture, which I have since purchased from the nice chap that drew it.

That IS an excellent rendition of google's 404 screen.

Comical:

So Gaywood just told me, odd.
Here it is, then:

Take that shit, Prime!

Cba to draw summut new, so have this

Cleek for biggar and uncensored.

The tits... They've destroyed a building!

Here you go - I don't actually do that much drawing so my pencil skills are a little clunky.

Hang on - didn't we ban actual drawing skills earlier?
DB, Dimmers, you're both out.

MetalAngel says "Dimrill taking tea atop the World Trade Centre with Gianna Michaels":

Ack! That pic is tiny!

EDIT: Fullsize attached.

ScarySheep3000 says "Posh ducks = awesome"

I'm thinking my phone is shrinking the images, something I don't believe it did last time.
Hmm...

Urrgrgghhhrghhh.

Why is Gaywood attacking Optimus Prime?

These are awesome.

And Runcle I do that too. I thought I was alone with my madness. Of course mine look shit though...

Exercise, I guess. He's looking a bit chubby there.

Lose some weight, Gaywood!

My interpretation of Gaywood's picture is that he's doing the electronic equivalent of wanking off Optimus Prime, as you can clearly see, he's got the wires in his hand and his mouth open for the cum-shot. It's disgusting. Ban this filth.

Finally the internet has allowed me to read the phrase "wanking off Optimus Prime". Its mission is now surely complete.

I am one of the internet's more offensive denizens, remember.

Rule 34, I believe. If it exists, there's porn of it.

Correct.


(Second XKCD I've posted today. I make no apologies, it's awesome.

Mystery entrant!

Grim... clearly does not ahve my phone number stored. That is my terrible pun I'll have you know!

Surely that's the sum of Awe factorial? That makes no sense.

And I thought my "Some oars" was bad.

Looks like your bike's been pinched again though

Here's one from Bear or Bust:

Ha ha!

You'd be forgiven for thinking this was actually a photo but really it IS an actual drawing.

Can you guess the band. I could have drawn it on the bass drum but that would have given the game away too easily!

Badly drawn boy?
(Sorry.. it's better than anything I could scribble)

Here's a clue: They're awesome and it's not Badly Drawn Boy. And I saw them live last night.

Genesis?

Now who's dragging up old threads? Naked pics of Kate Beckinsdale. Now.

Kiss?