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PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2014 10:14 
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Your life is not as bad as this poor sods life is today....

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 Post subject: Re: No matter how bad you think you have it......
PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2014 12:39 
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Search your Facebooks for women posting this story and saying 'LOL', to the criticism of nobody. Male genital mutilation is often seen as hilarious and something that's entirely fine to joke about. Report back your findings.

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 Post subject: Re: No matter how bad you think you have it......
PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2014 13:06 
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ElephantBanjoGnome wrote:
Search your Facebooks for women posting this story and saying 'LOL', to the criticism of nobody. Male genital mutilation is often seen as hilarious and something that's entirely fine to joke about. Report back your findings.


you sir, are a bit odd....

It is a shame it is steak and blow job day.. At least he can have steak!

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 Post subject: Re: No matter how bad you think you have it......
PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2014 13:11 
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ElephantBanjoGnome wrote:
Search your Facebooks for women posting this story and saying 'LOL', to the criticism of nobody. Male genital mutilation is often seen as hilarious and something that's entirely fine to joke about. Report back your findings.


you sir, are a bit odd....


Ignoring the irony here for a minute, what's odd about EGBs post here?


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 Post subject: Re: No matter how bad you think you have it......
PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2014 13:15 
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My gf made me steak last night. It was good steak.

I'm referencing historical observations of people laughing at male genital mutilation as if it's fine. This is quite an hilarious video although I'm not the biggest fan of AA: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JA4EPRbWhQ

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 Post subject: Re: No matter how bad you think you have it......
PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2014 14:23 
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Bamba wrote:
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ElephantBanjoGnome wrote:
Search your Facebooks for women posting this story and saying 'LOL', to the criticism of nobody. Male genital mutilation is often seen as hilarious and something that's entirely fine to joke about. Report back your findings.


you sir, are a bit odd....


Ignoring the irony here for a minute, what's odd about EGBs post here?


I will leave the fact that you have picked up on my comments again.

Who did not find Bobbit (spelling) funny?

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 Post subject: Re: No matter how bad you think you have it......
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KovacsC wrote:
Bamba wrote:
KovacsC wrote:
ElephantBanjoGnome wrote:
Search your Facebooks for women posting this story and saying 'LOL', to the criticism of nobody. Male genital mutilation is often seen as hilarious and something that's entirely fine to joke about. Report back your findings.


you sir, are a bit odd....


Ignoring the irony here for a minute, what's odd about EGBs post here?


I will leave the fact that you have picked up on my comments again.

Who did not find Bobbit (spelling) funny?


Presumably, if I were to cut off my wifes clitoris you'd find it hilarious.


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 Post subject: Re: No matter how bad you think you have it......
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It's not right, but it's probably considered funny because it's a reversal of the social norm of the man being the one wielding the power. I suppose in the same way that people find domestic violence or rape towards men by women 'funny'.

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Who did not find Bobbit (spelling) funny?

8)

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 Post subject: Re: No matter how bad you think you have it......
PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2014 14:34 
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It was another bloke that was arrested and bailed, so it's them gays causing bad weather.

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 Post subject: Re: No matter how bad you think you have it......
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It's not right, but it's probably considered funny because it's a reversal of the social norm of the man being the one wielding the powerpenis. I suppose in the same way that people find domestic violence or rape towards men by women 'funny'.


EDIT: I'm so sorry. I have no idea why I thought that'd be a good idea.

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KovacsC wrote:
Who did not find Bobbit (spelling) funny?

8)


I think Tori (spelling) is funny!

EDIT, EDIT, EDIT: Nope. Not funny either. Oh fuck it...


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 Post subject: Re: No matter how bad you think you have it......
PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2014 14:40 
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ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:
KovacsC wrote:
Bamba wrote:
KovacsC wrote:
ElephantBanjoGnome wrote:
Search your Facebooks for women posting this story and saying 'LOL', to the criticism of nobody. Male genital mutilation is often seen as hilarious and something that's entirely fine to joke about. Report back your findings.


you sir, are a bit odd....


Ignoring the irony here for a minute, what's odd about EGBs post here?


I will leave the fact that you have picked up on my comments again.

Who did not find Bobbit (spelling) funny?


Presumably, if I were to cut off my wifes clitoris you'd find it hilarious.


Let me get that straw man out for you......

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 Post subject: Re: No matter how bad you think you have it......
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KovacsC wrote:
ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:
KovacsC wrote:
Bamba wrote:
KovacsC wrote:
ElephantBanjoGnome wrote:
Search your Facebooks for women posting this story and saying 'LOL', to the criticism of nobody. Male genital mutilation is often seen as hilarious and something that's entirely fine to joke about. Report back your findings.


you sir, are a bit odd....


Ignoring the irony here for a minute, what's odd about EGBs post here?


I will leave the fact that you have picked up on my comments again.

Who did not find Bobbit (spelling) funny?


Presumably, if I were to cut off my wifes clitoris you'd find it hilarious.


Let me get that straw man out for you......

I'm really quite fucking appalled.

Six posts ago I inferred that I could find my wifes clitoris and none of you cunts have tried to spin a joke out of that.

See you in 7 months.


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 Post subject: Re: No matter how bad you think you have it......
PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2014 14:54 
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:D He's right. We should all be ashamed of not spotting that. Like when he was dow...*snip*


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 Post subject: Re: No matter how bad you think you have it......
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KovacsC wrote:
Who did not find Bobbit (spelling) funny?


you sir, are a bit odd....


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 Post subject: Re: No matter how bad you think you have it......
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DAMMIT, I just scrolled down to post 'yeah, like you know where that is'. FFS.

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 Post subject: Re: No matter how bad you think you have it......
PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2014 15:16 
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Hey, guys! Riles can't find his wife's clitoris!

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 Post subject: Re: No matter how bad you think you have it......
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You pathetic cunts.

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 Post subject: Re: No matter how bad you think you have it......
PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2014 15:21 
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Hey, guys! Riles can't find his wife's clitoris!

Clearly I can, as I got her pregnant. Duh.


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Citation needed. Somebody did, I suspect Zio.

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 Post subject: Re: No matter how bad you think you have it......
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ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:
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Hey, guys! Riles can't find his wife's clitoris!

Clearly I can, as I got her pregnant. Duh.


Finding the clitoris != Find the enormous gaping hole

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 Post subject: Re: No matter how bad you think you have it......
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ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:
Mr Russell wrote:
Hey, guys! Riles can't find his wife's clitoris!

Clearly I can, as I got her pregnant. Duh.


What has a clitoris got to do with getting someone pregnant!?

Fake edit: Beaten by Curio. Although I wasn't going to say anything about gaping holes.

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flis wrote:
ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:
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Hey, guys! Riles can't find his wife's clitoris!

Clearly I can, as I got her pregnant. Duh.


What has a clitoris got to do with getting someone pregnant!?


Well, if you want a demonstration...

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 Post subject: Re: No matter how bad you think you have it......
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Clitation needed

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 Post subject: Re: No matter how bad you think you have it......
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Back on topic for a moment: I think it's disturbingly barbaric, and I really don't see the funny side at all.

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Back on topic for a moment: I think it's disturbingly barbaric, and I really don't see the funny side at all.

You give feminism a bad name!

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Bad name.

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Bad name.

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Back on topic for a moment: I think it's disturbingly barbaric, and I really don't see the funny side at all.

She's the one who wanted kids.


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flis wrote:
Back on topic for a moment: I think it's disturbingly barbaric, and I really don't see the funny side at all.

She's the one who wanted kids.


Brilliant! :)


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Back on topic for a moment: I think it's disturbingly barbaric, and I really don't see the funny side at all.

She's the one who wanted kids.


This is why you should post more often.

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Steak and Blow Job day is going really well tonight

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Steak and Blow Job day is going really well tonight

We are having Eggs for dinner...

On top of your gammon steak?

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Steak and Blow Job day is going really well tonight

We are having Eggs for dinner...

On top of your gammon steak?


Ha Ha no, but at least I got my son to try Bacon tonight so not a total right off!!

http://www.officialsteakandblowjobday.com/blowjob

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Bad name.

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