Be Excellent To Each Other

Draw a Beexer that isn't you! Don't tell us who it is, just put up their picture. You can use paper and pen, or a computer, or any medium you like, as long as you can get it (or a photo of it) onto the forum.

I will tell you who drew the best one and then they can choose the next challenge.

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Trooper, is that an avatar?

Grim... Curio?

Really?

You're my second guess, but yeah. Curio's ginger isn't he?

Here's Curio:

Too thin.

I forgot he wears glasses. Craster then.

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TFF?

I don't think I recognise him without a smirnoff ice.

I know she's small, but she's not the size of a fullstop.

It is rude to comment about periods.

Myp is the weenar!

Wtf? Mine was quite obviously MaliA.

Let's go, Myp.

Ok, I want a picture of John Major riding a unicorn around New York City. Drawing, Photoshop, however you want to do it.

[edit]Um, he has really bad elbow hair. Yes, that's it.

Nice!

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Malc

Seams fine to me.

Just remind me of the difference between BETEO and B3TA, would you?

I genuinely made a unicorn out of staples and a 'John Major' out of my business card, and had an apple to signify New York.

But the office was too busy for me to take a picture of it.

There are still some talented folk left on BETEO.

Citation needed

You win!

Brilliant

I just fished it out of my pocket.

That's rubbish, you no longer win. Saturnalia is the winner!

Just visit b3ta, it's a ghost town suffering from a serious lack of hummus

Of course it's rubbish! It's all broken!

I withdraw from the competition - I broke the last Thursday game. I just wanted to draw summat as I was bored.

Then Grim... wins, I guess.

FUCK YEAH EVERYONE ELSE DROPS OUT I WIN STILL COUNTS

Post a poem that you have writ,
I'll judge the best one - yup, that's it.

There once was guy called Curio
Who pulled out his phone in a meeting... oh no!
Once on the table
Colleagues thought him unstable
Which wasn't a new thought, to be honest, he is pretty weird at times, they probably just expect it by now, I know I do.

Seeing as Valentine's Day is approaching, here are a few of mine from last year:

Time Travel Valentine I
Roses are red
Roses are red
Roses are red
Roses are red
Roses are red
Roses are red
Roses are red
Roses are red
Roses are red
Roses are red
Roses are red
Roses are red
Roses are red
Roses are red
Roses are red
Roses are red
Roses are red
Roses are red
Roses are red
Roses are red
Roses are red
Roses are red
Roses are red
Roses are red
Roses are red
(I'm stuck in a time loop, I wish I were dead)

Miserablist Valentine
Roses are war
Violets are famine
Here, have these dead flowers
I cooked you some salmon

Smug Valentine
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Daisies are white and yellow
I'm great at this

Sweet Valentine
Roses are red
Roses are blue
Roses are green
Roses are purple
Quality Street is also available

Time Travel Valentine II
I think I've confused you
Roses are red
Time isn't linear
Violets are blue

Space Valentine
Betelguese is red
Rigel is blue
Black holes are... black?
I've not thought this one through

Pick one to enter, Myp!

I'll go with the miserablist one.

Is this new poems, written today, or are old poems allowed (and no, this is not my entry and that is why it doesn't rhyme)?

Malc

As long as you wrote them, old ones are fine.

Not sure if this counts as a poem cos it don't rhyme, do it.

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A haiku:

I suck at haikus
This challenge sucks.

I'm rubbish at this sort of thing but excellent work myp, an DavPaz.

Watch out. In a moment someones going to tell you you're pronouncing famine wrong.