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Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22391

You can get a case of 24 pot noodles from costco.

Speaking of which, I can pop to costco on the way if you need an bulk buying of stuff.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Oct 07, 2013 11:46

TheFireFaerie · **Joined:** 1st Jul, 2012 **Posts:** 1609

Grim... wrote:

And who wants feeding on Friday night?

Yes please!

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22391

Grim... wrote:

Ice.

Surprisingly, they don't actually sell bags of ice.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Oct 07, 2013 11:51

Trooper wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Ice.

Surprisingly, they don't actually sell bags of ice.

Not ice, Ice.

GazChap · **Posted:** Mon Oct 07, 2013 11:53

Assuming the eating on Friday will be happening after we get there (between 7 and 7.30) Zeppo and I would very much like feeding

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22391

Grim... wrote:

Trooper wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Ice.

Surprisingly, they don't actually sell bags of ice.

Not ice, Ice.

Ohhhhhh......

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38654

Grim... wrote:

Trooper wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Ice.

Surprisingly, they don't actually sell bags of ice.

Not ice, Ice.

Baby?

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22391

I'll grab some Ice, some random booze and random snacks from costco on the way.

If anyone wants anything specific, then shout.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Mon Oct 07, 2013 12:02

Trooper wrote:

I'll grab some Ice, some random booze and random snacks from costco on the way.

If anyone wants anything specific, then shout.

More random booze & snacks.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22391

More esoteric, or more in quantity?

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Oct 07, 2013 12:11

Trooper wrote:

More esoteric, or more in quantity?

Both

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12334

OK, feed me please, but assuming it's a meaty meat thing, Mimi will not require any.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22391

My ETA has evolved to around 3ish, due to costco opening times.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Mr Russell wrote:

OK, feed me please, but assuming it's a meaty meat thing, Mimi will not require any.

We'll be able to do MEAT on the side.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Oct 07, 2013 12:54

Cras wrote:

Mr Russell wrote:

OK, feed me please, but assuming it's a meaty meat thing, Mimi will not require any.

We'll be able to do MEAT on the side.

This was, in fact, a deliberate choice on behalf of the herbivores.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Also, there's always a vegetarian meal provided! ALWAYS!

No idea if it's ever been nice, mind. Not eating that nonsense.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Oct 07, 2013 13:06

Unless the vegetarian option is CHEESE.

The Egg · **Joined:** 16th Aug, 2008 **Posts:** 412

I'll be getting there late afternoon ish and would like feeding.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Mon Oct 07, 2013 13:11

Cras wrote:

Also, there's always a vegetarian meal provided! ALWAYS!

But what about a bland-enough-for-Malc meal? Is there always one of those?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Could have had a bowl of coconut milk last year, given that we brought approximately eight gallons.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12334

Cras wrote:

Could have had a bowl of coconut milk last year, given that we brought approximately eight gallons.

It's probably gone off now.

Malc · **Posted:** Mon Oct 07, 2013 13:30

It's always easier to ignore me in terms of food, I'll either eat it or not and I'm too fussy to try and go to any special lengths for.

Malc

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Oct 07, 2013 14:35

Note: England vs Montenegro World Cup qualifier is on the Friday at 8pm.

I imagine some people would fancy watching this, though not Myp, as he stopped supporting England because they didn't win enough games.

Malc · **Posted:** Mon Oct 07, 2013 14:53

I would be up for watching it.

Malc

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Malc wrote:

I would be up for watching it in the other cottage.

Malc

Good lad.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

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thanks 4 da rimjob
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BALLSACK-TICKLERS
AE FAN CLUB SUB
Cottaging
Bobbys Beer Fund
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GLORY HOLE IN WALL

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Oct 07, 2013 15:12

Some quality entries there.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22391

Curiosity wrote:

Note: England vs Montenegro World Cup qualifier is on the Friday at 8pm.

I imagine some people would fancy watching this, though not Myp, as he stopped supporting England because they didn't win enough games.

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!

England win

GazChap · **Posted:** Mon Oct 07, 2013 15:24

Cras wrote:

I'm giving the prize to Gazchap for coming up with not only "SCROTAL-INFLATION", but two other quality entries.

Yay!

Unless the prize is related in any way to my submissions. In which case, I'm no longer attending.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Your prize is a horny badger with a bag full of ball-ticklers and a penchant for scrotal inflation.

Ange · **Posted:** Mon Oct 07, 2013 15:40

Managed to wangle Friday afternoon off. Woo!

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22391

That you just happen to have at your place already...

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Trooper wrote:

That you just happen to have at your place already...

I've already suggested the personal statement on her CV is possibly suboptimal.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Mon Oct 07, 2013 15:52

I wonder if Russ is bringing some (used) beads.

myp · **Posted:** Mon Oct 07, 2013 16:00

Curiosity wrote:

Note: England vs Montenegro World Cup qualifier is on the Friday at 8pm.

I imagine some people would fancy watching this, though not Myp, as he stopped supporting England because they didn't win enough games.

I have zero interest in watching overpaid twats I have absolutely no connection with labour to a pyrrhic victory in a futile task.

But enough about Craster and Grim...'s cooking.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

myp · **Posted:** Mon Oct 07, 2013 16:06

Cras wrote:

o/

\o

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Oct 07, 2013 17:06

I wanna go now!

I don't wanna have to sit an exam tomorrow!

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

I'm already firmly in cottage mode.

Well, not actually drunk, but you know.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Oct 07, 2013 17:20

Anyone got the address?

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Oct 07, 2013 17:38

I would imagine i shall arrive about half eight.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

That's a time, not an address.

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Oct 07, 2013 17:59

Cras wrote:

That's a time, not an address.

It was part of an address.
You should move from your three dimensional world, puny humanoid.

myp · **Posted:** Mon Oct 07, 2013 18:00

Aim for midlands. If you get to my house you've gone too far.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11897

Cras wrote:

Direct from my online banking, here are the list of payment references. You bunch of filthy perverts. I'm giving the prize to Gazchap for coming up with not only "SCROTAL-INFLATION", but two other quality entries.

BODENATOR
Hermaphrodite porn
Rectal cleansing
5318008
FELCHING NIGHT
BODENS BED FEE
thanks 4 da rimjob
ANAL BUM GARDENING
KERN-COTTAGE
SCROTAL-INFLATION
BALLSACK-TICKLERS
AE FAN CLUB SUB
Cottaging
Bobbys Beer Fund
XXXHORNYBADGER.COM
GLORY HOLE IN WALL

Has Dave paid twice?

Kern · **Posted:** Mon Oct 07, 2013 18:54

Grim... wrote:

Anyone got the address?

I have to set my satnav to find the nearest junction. If I enter the postcode of the cottage , it sends me offroad. Not an issue on a tomcat, of course.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Oct 07, 2013 18:59

Stenson Hill Farm,
Derby Road,
Twyford,
Barrow-On-Trent,
Derby
DE73 7FZ

Ange · **Posted:** Mon Oct 07, 2013 21:32

GJ has mentioned this on Facebook. But anyway. This is on Sunday.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Mon Oct 07, 2013 21:46

http://m.dominos.co.uk/?dds=true

Ends Sunday.

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