Be Excellent To Each Other

ALL THIS IS HYPOTHETICAL.

Heist films and perfect crime films are massive blockbuster money because everyone wants to think 'what if' and the like.

Obviously we have morals and wouldn't (also: wusses). But, as a group of widely spread out, reasonably unconnected people, whats the biggest scam we could get away with?

What skills would be you bring to the crew?

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I can press buttons on computers and drive cars okay, but I suspect my main use would be hurting people and getting hurt. I'm also fairly handy with guns.

My beex crew nickname would be "Tank"

Useful skills? Fitting into small spaces, maybe. Perhaps in a large cake.

I can play drums. Perhaps you'd need me to join a band and sneak a load of equipment into a venue via my drum cases?

Combining skills, see.

Then I'd hit him!

Dave's in the drum case.
TheVision's the (musical) distraction.
Grim...'s driving the 4x4 and hacking the l33t ser\/erz (as well as not getting on no plane).

I love it when a plan comes together.

Me? Ocean's Beex? More like O-shit-Lave-n's Beex.

I'm the mastermind bro, 'cos I got here first.

I can cook a bit and speak swedish.

Nickachu, yesterday.

I can play golf and ride skateboards quite badly. I can fly things quite well, though.

Clearly you're the eye in the sky.

I can build stuff, just dont expect it to work properly.

I can do networking things, it appears.

I used to be a pretty good actor - perhaps I could be the disguise guy.

I can, ahem, get rid of the money.

Drone pilot.
Actor.
Engineer.
Wookie.
Poison Chef
Linguists x2

The crew's shaping up.

Ooh, me and DocG could pretend to be (proper) medical doctors.
Or I could Physics shit.

I DIDN'T WANT TO BE ON YOUR SHITTY CREW ANYWAY.

I'M GOING TO START MY OWN CREW! WITH HEROIN! AND HOOKERS!

No. But, if anyone owns their own business? Then they could launder the money!

That was only people since the first sum up. But you're right. Maybe full a collated list is needed.

Laven's Eleven

Grim... The Tank Johnson - Driver and Coder
The Vision - Musician
MrDave... infiltrator
Nikachu - Linguist and Poision Chef
Markg - Drone pilot
Krazywookie - engineer.
Silent Elk - Actor / networking

Wha?

I'd make a reasonable wheelman I suspect, i've got a trophy and everything.
I'm quite convincing when it comes to public speaking, especially if i'm winging it with no real knowledge. I've made a whole career out of that skill.

My main participation though, would be making an impenetrably complex plan, that nobody understands and can't work out how it all works...

The Vision's band

The Vision's band

Double vision.

FeEx for me.

I am good at talking believable bullshit.

And trivia.

I've been scuba diving once, so I could totally bomb something underwater!

(As long as it isn't below 12m)

I have unparalleled organisational skills.

I think Zardoz and I could be the arch baddies - Mr Wint and Mr Kidd respectively, from Diamonds are Forever.

Here's the heist then. We need a group of people to move some furniture out of a flat...

Erm...

Cras? You can man the phones.

I suspect that laundering the money is what APoD was offering. Given that he's an accountant, and all.

@Grim...

To be fair I didn't get that either; I assumed he meant he could spend the proceeds on coke and hookers or similar.

I'm trying to work out what value I could add to this Coughfakeahemheistsplutter.

Rhino facts.

You could bring Chloe

So Mimi's a pimp?

I do logistics, languages, science and playing nicely.. And kids toys.

Excellent. I need a new hat.

Worked for Jack Bauer.

I thought you'd got us confused for a second!

I can dive deeper than Leave (50m)
Got my forensics knowledge too.
Excellent organisational skills (move over Cras)
Also excellent at delegating.
Oh, and hugs.

I have a Giantmonk.

I can law-fu your fucking face off.

This has many, many applications.

's up Castor!

So before I get chance to join the crew I'm a villian.

So easily led...

Ah well.

Aha ha... AHAHAHAAAA... MWAHAHAHAAAAHAAAA!

I'm excellent at connecting seemingly random technology bits together with whatever cables happen to be lying around. My codename can be Protocol.

Exciting!

Proctologist!

You're in team villain.