Be Excellent To Each Other

Possibly. If mrsa can manage to get a cab from the airport, or her flight lands before 7pm, then yes .

I went to three lectures in total in my final year of uni. I had 14 a week for 30 weeks.

I've had a tupperware box filled with chinese from Yaghotze (or whatever it's called) in Darbs, Westfields.

I have opened the top button on my trousers.

Yaygoatse?



Beginning to get worried.

Now waiting outside the judges chambers for a disclosure application.Top button of trousers still undone. Only thing keeping my trousers up is a belt.

...which I've had to drop down two holes.

Do you smuggle in from other Asian regions?

Punctuation is my friend.


If it disgusts you that much, you can give me the 250 quid.


Was thinking lunch, if that makes things easier?

Was involved in my first real "incident" as a support worker, yesterday. 18-year-old, mostly non-verbal autistic lad trying to leather everybody. Hair-pulling, biting, scratching, punching, etc. Cracked a toilet cistern, too, so we were avoiding all this whilst slipping in a good few cm of water. My boss Natalie had to go to hospital after a hefty kick to her knee. I was very careful in writing the report about it, because we had to physically tear him away from people at various points, and going "hands-on" is a big no-no. (Dunno what the fuck else they expect us to do).

The only real trigger anyone can think of is that he was getting excited and antsy as he waited for his dinner. He'd had a great day up to that point.

Amusing article about the British library web filters banning Hamlet: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-23680689



From my long experience in working in a library, there are people out there who would not balk at accessing porn in the middle of crowded room, could they get to such on a computer. Hell, it's happened before with Robot-Talking-Chinese-Guy; a bespectacled chap with a barkingly-loud robot-voice who kept trying to access (and remarkably succeeding) soft-core fetish Wermacht-girl sites and would then proceed to do print outs of said images, walking up to the desk waving the sheaf of them and crying out repeatedly in his blurting statacco voice, "ONE POUND PLEASE! ONE POUND PLEASE!"

"No, you see you can't do that. You're not allowed to..."

"ONE POUND PLEASE! ONE POUND PLEASE! ONE POUND PLEASE!"

If porn became available in the library, there would be people there ready to use it with no shame whatsoever.

...

Then again, we do need the money, now that our budget is being slashed. Er, library-porn pay per view?

I'm sure that Mr Cameron will be pleased that his beloved smut filters are so effective.

Just-ah one pwwnd![/myp]

Are you sure you didn't mishear that?

How I read it.

"I will take the train this morning as I have a half eight meeting and do not want risk a puncture".

Which was a great idea until the trains all got cancelled. Should have cycled.

My Apple & Cherry porridge smells like Rekorderlig.

Yum!

Why not suggest he borrow a book of works by the great masters? The overdue fines he'll rack up should keep lights on for years.

Well you could have had a trip like mine - the M27 was closed this morning due to a fatality so all the side roads were chaos - which more than doubled my normal 'long' commute :-(

Stroke of luck I chose to make that journey yesterday!

Courier just rocked up for the people upstairs and said it's taken 2 and a quarter hours to get here from his Whitely depot. That's normally about 15/20 minutes.

And its still closed

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/traffi ... -1-5384106

Latest is that it is now expected to re-open at 1

Wagamamas new Tom Yum. Apparently created by someone who's never had Tom Yum, nor has any real idea of what goes into it. Basically lemongrass flavoured chicken soup. Utterly wrong in every way. My day is ruined.

I watched a presentation in which two Furbys constantly interrupted the speaker with their own conversation whilst a robot crab fired missiles at a radio controlled flying fairy. I then ate some scampi provided by a supplier for free. And i got a stick of rock.Day is looking up.

I think the scampi may have been off.

Tasted lovely. It was from whitby which is where you go to sexydance goth chicks

My parents went on honeymoon to Whitby. EEE I'm working class me.

I've never really thought overly much of the food in there. And the name somewhat bemuses me.

Or a Romanian aristocrat.

http://www.newstatesman.com/alex-andreo ... ot-illegal

Short version - old lady dies and leaves her cash to 'whichever government is in charge' to do with 'as they see fit' , and they decided that the best option was to use the money for their own publicity machine .....

Garage rang me up and said it'd taken him 4 and a half hours to get to Fareham and back for a meeting and could he keep my wing mirror overnight as he hadn't started working on it yet!

As I understand, the executors of the will said it was a donation to whatever party was in power. So the blame lies with them.

I just did a keyword search for a certain keyword. Around 6000 results for that word when searching on this forum.
Over 1000 are by one author.

Kind of makes you wish for keyword muting a la Tweetbot.

What be the word?

I don't really want to say, as it could be construed as me singling someone out.

(But it's not PC related)

Fairy nuff!

So. I took a Hailo can yesterday. I got this email today...

What's a hailo can?

A really old falling apart taxi tin-can style?

Alternatively. I meant cab!

Ah, I see. Because you hail a cab. Got it.

Is that what they're rebranded hackney carriages as, or something?

Brilliantly, the Sainsbury's 'price match' machine spat out a voucher for the princely sum of 6p today. I'm cheap enough to actually put this in my wallet ready for my next shop.

Ahahahahaha! Everyone go and play the Rayman demo that's just gone up on the PlayStation store and go straight to the Castle Rock level then laugh a lot. Also, while you're there, notice how incredibly pretty it is.

Phew.

It's a third party service that will get you any black cab that's signed up the the service, and you use an app to say 'come pick me up here', it finds the nearest one and sends them to you. Other neat features like driver ratings, auto card payment, and shizzle. Works pretty well.

Though less so at 2am in Kidbrooke

Heh, yeah. Your house is something of a hailo blackspot.

Ooh, I'll do that tomorrow. Rayman Origins on Vita (and probably everything else) is utterly ace, by the way.

Yeah, he doesn't play any games anymore.

It's me and G**gle, isn't it?

So you can't get a cab when you're at my house, or at Curio's, but we don't have any problems when you're not there.

Hmmmm.

Stupid taxis.

I was going with me and "brilliant" or "fantastic"

You are the 9th and 10th Doctors AICMFP.