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She is the Chav Queen Bee, isn't she?

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I bought one of her singles, Stars Are Blind. It's ace. I heard without knowing it was her and thought it was excellent. Not heard the rest of her album, though. I think the wife's got it.

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I wouldn't call Paris a Chav really. I don't have any particular love for her but I liked that video.

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I wouldn't call Paris a Chav really. I don't have any particular love for her but I liked that video.


best music videos in recent years have been "Dirty" by CA, "Lady Marmalade" by lots of people Inc CA, and Briney's Toxic.

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"I'm Paris Hilton and I'm super hot".

No dear, no you aren't.

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She is the Chav Queen Bee, isn't she?


If so, Kerry Katona wants a word.

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 Post subject: Re: Paris Hilton in Whitehouse Race
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Can you be a chav if you're minted?

Surely she's just thick?

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Yes.

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Surely she's just thick?


That too.

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Can you be a chav if you're minted?


Jade Goody is worth £3 million. It is a state of mind, or lack of a state of mind to be more accurate.

That is why Jordan and Peter Andre will always be the Argos Posh 'n' Becks.

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 Post subject: Re: Paris Hilton in Whitehouse Race
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She is the Chav Queen Bee, isn't she?


If so, Kerry Katona wants a word.

Katona's more the dinnerlady of chav. Or the Chav Nanny Ogg.

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 Post subject: Re: Paris Hilton in Whitehouse Race
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In fairness, a few people in local pub that I would call 'chavs' I get on rather well with.

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In fairness, a few people in local pub that I would call 'chavs' I get on rather well with.

That would be "chavpub", yes?

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Can you be a chav if you're minted?


Jade Goody is worth £3 million. It is a state of mind, or lack of a state of mind to be more accurate.

That is why Jordan and Peter Andre will always be the Argos Posh 'n' Becks.


But both Goody and Jordan were chavs who then got rich. Hilton has been minted from birth.

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 Post subject: Re: Paris Hilton in Whitehouse Race
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Can you be a chav if you're minted?


Jade Goody is worth £3 million. It is a state of mind, or lack of a state of mind to be more accurate.

That is why Jordan and Peter Andre will always be the Argos Posh 'n' Becks.


But both Goody and Jordan were chavs who then got rich. Hilton has been minted from birth.
And despite all of the advantages of wealth she's still turned out as a complete chav.

A quick image search for "chavette" came up with this:

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Now there's a massive, ranty tangent waiting to happen right there. *simmers*

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Anyone that thinks Paris Hilton is thick as opposed to "pretends to be think" is being a bit short-sighted, IMHO.

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Anyone that thinks Paris Hilton is thick as opposed to "pretends to be think" is being a bit short-sighted, IMHO.
I know for a fact she's not that good an actress, mate.

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Ooh, that's interesting. How come?

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Anyone that thinks Paris Hilton is thick as opposed to "pretends to be think" is being a bit short-sighted, IMHO.


Mmm - I don't really buy into any idea that it's all an act on her part, because how would it benefit her? Why would she want to be quite so villified? Anyone with that much money, if they want to be in the public eye so much, can do it in a million ways that are better than turning themselves into a complete vapid party slut.

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Ooh, that's interesting. How come?

I've seen her acting. :)

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Anyone that thinks Paris Hilton is thick as opposed to "pretends to be think" is being a bit short-sighted, IMHO.


Mmm - I don't really buy into any idea that it's all an act on her part, because how would it benefit her? Why would she want to be quite so villified? Anyone with that much money, if they want to be in the public eye so much, can do it in a million ways that are better than turning themselves into a complete vapid party slut.

See, if she *was* clever and just dropped the "vapid" bit and replaced it with "intellectual" she'd be the most popular woman on earth. Who on earth wouldn't love "an intellectual party slut"?

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The Americans, who seem to love her?

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Anyone that thinks Paris Hilton is thick as opposed to "pretends to be think" is being a bit short-sighted, IMHO.


Mmm - I don't really buy into any idea that it's all an act on her part, because how would it benefit her?

She's making hella money just for being Thicky McCeleb. I don't think she's what we would call 'clever', but she's smarter that people give her credit for, imo.

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Ooh, that's interesting. How come?


She was in a film that came out this year where she had an ugly friend and to date her one had to have a friend date the ugly friend. Kinda like The taming of the shrew, but very different. And, by all accounts, shit.

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Hahah you watched a film with Paris Hilton in :D

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Hahah you watched a film with Paris Hilton in :D


I really, really, did walk into that one, didn't i?

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She's making hella money just for being Thicky McCeleb. I don't think she's what we would call 'clever', but she's smarter that people give her credit for, imo.


But she was always at the point where she had so much money that more money practically makes itself. I guess I don't really see the gain to her in the persona she projects, that's all.

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Hahah you watched a film with Paris Hilton in :D


At least in House of Wax, she ends up gruesomely impaled on summat. Actually, that might happen in 'One Night in Paris' too but I've not seen that.

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Actually, that might happen in 'One Night in Paris' too but I've not seen that.


A friend has seen that and tells me her voice is whiny and annoying but she looks quite good in places - and takes it like a good 'un.

Apparently.

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Actually, that might happen in 'One Night in Paris' too but I've not seen that.


A friend has seen that and tells me her voice is whiny and annoying but she looks quite good in places - and takes it like a good 'un.

Apparently.


I suspect I didn't say that.

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I wouldn't call her a chav. She is simply what chavs aspire to be, that isn't her fault, granted she plays on this to be more popular, but so do a lot of people.

Vapid and annoying, I would agree with though.

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Who on earth wouldn't love "an intellectual party slut"?


I'ld be totally into an intellectual party slut. Hell even the words are turning me on.

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Who on earth wouldn't love "an intellectual party slut"?


I'ld be totally into an intellectual party slut. Hell even the words are turning me on.

I know, it's amazing, isn't it?

Right - who do we get to play this character?

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Amy Acker, clearly.

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Amy Acker, clearly.

Who?

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Amy Acker, clearly.

Who?


Hot bookish lass from Angel and other things.

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Amy Acker, clearly.


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Hahah you watched a film with Paris Hilton in :D


So have I.

Well, it was more a home movie.

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Her brief stint in Veronica Mars wants a word.

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I think she's quite pretty, and is nothing more than an it girl. It could be a lot worse, and as a result I have no objections to her.


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