Be Excellent To Each Other

Well, it's past time to do mod elections, so let's do that. Usual drill applies, please PM the mods if you want to be a candidate for mod, or if you want to volunteer to be a vote counter. I'll leave this thread up for a week, then we'll run the election for a week. You can't nominate other people. There will, as before, be three mods elected. Assuming three people stand

That is all!

Please list who the current mods are then I can decide if I hate them or not.

Perhaps I should bring back the golden silver age.

Craster
Curiosity
Kalmar

I would like to stand

I thought Gaywood was a mod? I've been mislead.

I shall stand again, as I am still awesome.

Gaywood's a hipster.

I for one will vote for the mysterious stranger with a high post count. Unless it's Myp in which case he can fuck off.

I thought Mr Chris was a mod. And Davpaz. I feel cheated.

DavPaz was a *mod*??

The Mr Chris/Gaywood period was the true Golden Age of Beex.

Are mods still required for anything other than splitting topics by request? I haven't seen any any angry schisms for a while, but then I don't pay much attention.

Not much more. The occasional fixing of links, approving accounts and weeding out stammers.

C-c-cunts.

Lulz.

Maybe one of the new mods might be arsed to give me access to the dead thread!

Twat off.

In terms of mods, I will vote for anyone who is easily corruptible who would be prepared to action any of my "requests" via the "alert a mod" button in return for half a bottle of Tesco Value Vodka.*


* May be turps.

I'd like to stand!

Will happily be bribed by vodka.

May not let Bobby into the dead thread, mind...

*checks mod forum*

*deletes several topics*

Stable door - > horse.

For someone whose job is mobile security, I should do more to keep my phone private.

Like not just willingly hand it over to me all the time?

(I was actually trying to cover you then. You idiot.)

No, that's pretty much exactly what I meant.

Get a room, mods.

Yeah, Cras and Curio, get a room

I don't want to know.

For those struggling to picture our existing mods.

Mali has let himself go

Not sure which is which...

Bagsy Catflap.

The idiot, the drunk or the pornographer?

I nominate Dudley.

I think an absentee landlord is probably best.

Hello!

I think we should do a 'where are they now?' piece on former Beex members.

We can start with Cras' s little ginger love shrew

Shrivelled ginger love shrew, I think you mean.

Last seen sobbing itself into *Snip - ed*

Oh no! And now his little ginger love shrew has just been snipped! A bad day all round for the little fella.

Anyway, Craster's shrivelled ginger love shrew for mod. And Dudley.

I would show favoritism, arbitary group punishments and bannings for whatever I feel like. It would be hilarious. Vote Malia for a trainwreck meteor dive in atmosFEAR. Oh, and censo (SNIP! -Ed).

Vote Governor Marley!

Sigh.

Pics or it didn't happen.

You have my condolences.

I nominate your Mother.

[that's how you do it right?]

I nominate the two people on my super ignore list if they are still here. I can't see them so I wouldn't know [waves manically into void]


If you believe Chinny has you on super ignore, the Kilroy programme would love to hear from you. Write to - "I think I'm such a twat that Chinny has me on ignore but I'm afraid to ask", Killroy, BBC Television Centre, Wood Lane, London, W12 7RJ.