Mimi toilet break

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26234

Leaving her Mac unatteneded

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26234

I didn'y post that!

kalmar · **Posted:** Wed Apr 09, 2008 17:34

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

http://www.bash.org/?5775

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Apr 09, 2008 17:37

Hahahaha!
Always lock your computer!

Tmuk · **Posted:** Wed Apr 09, 2008 17:44

Was it a wee or a poo Mimi?

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26234

I was only gone for teo minates... I had maybe a beer and needed the loo, just a wee

I cannot leave my computre alone for even one minutes

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Wed Apr 09, 2008 17:51

That beer does seem to have gone straight to your head.

CraigGrannell · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 1639

And so early in the day, too. Shocking!

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26234

it is sixoclock!

it just happener fast. I had two pints. i am noe lonine buying beer, woop
:munkeh:

a sting of mners!

Craig · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 1236

"I Will Do You No Harm"

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Wed Apr 09, 2008 18:29

Mimi wrote:

it is sixoclock!

it just happener fast. I had two pints. i am noe lonine buying beer, woop
:munkeh: :munkeh: :munkeh: :munkeh: :munkeh: :munkeh: :munkeh: :munkeh:

a sting of mners!

Ok, I can understand the first line. The second one has me stumped.

I am hopeful that there will be singing on my xbox when I return, as is tradition.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Wed Apr 09, 2008 18:45

Mr Dave wrote:

I am hopeful that there will be singing on my xbox when I return, as is tradition.

This would be aces! :DD

CUS · **Posted:** Wed Apr 09, 2008 18:56

That reminds me! Thank-you for singing Katamari Damacy at me the other week Mimi, I'd quite forgot. It was lovely.

NervousPete · **Posted:** Thu Apr 10, 2008 0:24

I am secretly crushed that since I don't have an XBox, I can't hear Mimi singing. UPSIDE DOWN FROWN FACE.

Pod · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2568

Someone record it.
I've always invisioned Mimi (and CUS) to have an incredibally high pitched, cutesy voice.

AMIRIGHT?

MrD · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2139

But where does she stand?!?

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:32

MR I WANT TO HEAR MIMI SING FACE

AceAceBaby · **Posted:** Thu Apr 10, 2008 9:18

I'm disappointed this topic isn't about some cool new Nintendo DS game.

Needs more monkeh :munkeh:

CraigGrannell · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 1639

MrD wrote:

But where does she stand?!?

Next to the bar, apparently.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26234

Hello and oh dear. Craig wrote that top post, not me.

I had some jelly babies in the pub the other day (the pub has a big jar f jelly babies which you can have with your drinks, how ace!) Anyway, Craig keeps one with a pocket full of yellow jelly babies saying 'I will nto harm you', I have no idea what the rest of the thread is about.

A few years ago I phoned up a friend and his father answered - I asked for my friend and his dad called out 'Krishna, there's some little kid on the phone for you... I dunno... about five?'

So I try to speak in a lower voice then is natural as otherwise some people moan

It is difficult when I am happy or excited though. I also wonder if CUS has a girlie voice :?:

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:28

Mimi wrote:

Hello and oh dear. Craig wrote that top post, not me.

I had some jelly babies in the pub the other day (the pub has a big jar f jelly babies which you can have with your drinks, how ace!) Anyway, Craig keeps one with a pocket full of yellow jelly babies saying 'I will nto harm you', I have no idea what the rest of the thread is about.

A few years ago I phoned up a friend and his father answered - I asked for my friend and his dad called out 'Krishna, there's some little kid on the phone for you... I dunno... about five?'

So I try to speak in a lower voice then is natural as otherwise some people moan :( It is difficult when I am happy or excited though. I also wonder if CUS has a girlie voice :?:

Damn right!

CUS · **Posted:** Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:33

TUBBHS?

Mimi, I shall send you a voice mesage over XBLAH.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:39

Needless to say, it's an acronym.

CUS · **Posted:** Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:40

Mr Dave wrote:

Needless to say, it's an initialism.

Pedantic tosspot hitler bastard-FTFY.

Ian Osborne · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 424

MrD wrote:

But where does she stand?!?

In front of the loo?

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26234

That's horrible - why would anyone use one of them?

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Apr 10, 2008 14:07

That is indeed horrible. Almost as horrible as when the missus tried to explain what a "moon cup" was to me.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26234

Oh gosh, yes - I have heard of them - a lot of the girls on any kind of art forum tend to like using them, but can you imagine some kind of 'accident' gosh, that's be enough to scar you for life. Also, you have to wash them in the sink - can you imagine that in a public bathroom?

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Apr 10, 2008 14:10

*covers eyes and ears* LALALALALALALALA! CAN'T HEAR OR READ YOU MIMI!!! LALALALALAALA!

Shewolf · **Posted:** Thu Apr 10, 2008 14:11

That is a she-pee..I have used the ones at festivals.
They are horrid and should be banned!

Scarysheep3000 · **Posted:** Thu Apr 10, 2008 14:44

Have you read the customer testimonials on the Mooncup website? There are some, erm, interesting ones...

Sheepeh · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2320

Oh my. I just typed "Mooncup" in to Google.

Now I have images of Percy Penguin from Mr. Frosty drizzling cherry sauce over slushies.

BLOOD..."I'll get iiiiiiit!"

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Apr 10, 2008 14:50

Aw no, make it stop. MAKE IT STOP.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Apr 10, 2008 14:55

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Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26234

Also they look huge AND have a big stick pointing out of them.

Look, Dimrill, LOOK!

Also in this attractive brown colour:

Dimrill seems to have his own special smilie for such occasions:

CraigGrannell · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 1639

Mimi wrote:

Also in this attractive brown colour:

Maybe someone saw Microsoft's brown Zune and thought "that looks like a great colour!"

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Apr 10, 2008 15:52

Mimi wrote:

Also they look huge AND have a big stick pointing out of them.

Look, Dimrill, LOOK!

Dimrill seems to have his own special smilie for such occasions:

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Apr 10, 2008 16:01

I am convinced that if Mimi and Mrs A were ever in the same room together there might a singularity be formed and things like that. Which could be awesome but I like Mimi and think she's cool.

MrD · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2139

"No! Put that down! Now! No, it's not a toy ear trumpet! No! Put it down! Now wash your hands."

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

I really should read Mimi's posts whilst watching the Drew Carey show, it's very confusing.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26234

MaliA wrote:

I am convinced that if Mimi and Mrs A were ever in the same room together there might a singularity be formed and things like that. Which could be awesome but I like Mimi and think she's cool.

I like you and think you are cool, also.

I am going to make a MrsA out of clay and sit her on the sofa next to me and we can talk about fudge, hair products and sanitary wear. clay is expensive though, so she will only be a tiny MrsA, about three inches high.

Talking of which, who knows the official height of a Smurf? I do, it is something I have remembered from childhood.

Have a guess (and no Google-cheating)

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:34

Going by memories of the plastic figures I had, an inch and a half?

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26234

No - they were not life sized.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:36

24 feet

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:37

Was it not something to do with apples? Two apples, maybe?

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26234

Three apples high!

You are close enough to win.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:38

What do I win? :DD

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26234

My respect and this picture:

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:57

That'll do nicely.

I would also have accepted a picture of the little polar bear, accompanied by "You win me!" as a caption.

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