Be Excellent To Each Other

http://candies.aniwey.net/

Ok, this seems to be killing time successfully today! I've just completed mount goblin after getting a diamond sword.

I got as far as getting killed by the devil.
Then forgot about it.

Seems pretty fun so far. I've only got an iron sword and made a run for Mount Goblin, it didn't end well. How do you get more HP?

Eat candies! Nom nom nom

My lollipop farm is churning away, other than replanting the lollipops what do you use them for?

The sorceress likes lollipops

This games a bit boring:
You have eaten 884 candies!

Indeed. You'll be needing hundreds of thousands of them due to her.

Sadly, raw production tops out at 100/sec

You have eaten 3555 candies!
You threw 10 candies on the ground.

I didn't like those 10.

I now have a sword of summoning, have all the sweets and chocolate off the frog that he will give, and am getting my arse handed to me at the castle

This is strangely compelling.

ohh just got totally destroyed by the



But the Cauldron is pretty handy, time to let the game tick over some more.

He's really easy when you know how.

ahh cool, thanks

Buggeration. I'm sitting here with my lollipop production maxed out and a current total of 182240 lollipops but I can't buy anything from the sorceress. I bought a couple of candy speed upgrades alright but now I can't buy anything else. There are buttons there for a couple of upgrades, including 60 klp for a better sword, but all the buttons are disabled even though I've got shitloads of lollipops. Am I doing something stupid here?

Have you answered all the frog's questions?

Yep, I got everything from him you can get.

Hmmm. It turns out you can buy a scroll then use that scroll to enchant your sword at the forge then improve the enchantment with the sorceress. Still doesn't explain why I can't buy the improved candy speeds but I'm sure I'll stumble across the answer to that somehow.

I have become horribly addicted to this game. DAMN YOU.

I have been very addicted most of the week but I've got to the stage where the upgrades I need from the sorceress can only be achieved by leaving a browser window open doing nothing but racking up lollipops for hours at a time which isn't the most interesting mechanic in the world. I predict I'll get totally bored of it by early next week and never go back.

Finished! I got bored and cheated.

I R GET THE PRIZE

How did you cheat?

Messed with the Javascript using Chrome's console.
Had a level 95 life sword and was pretty much constantly indestructible.

New one!

http://adarkroom.doublespeakgames.com/

This is fun, I have a little village starting, 7 people have moved in!

Lacks the humour of Candy Box, which was the reason I kept playing it.

It does seem to be the better game, though.

My wanderer got killed by a guy with a stabby knife

Bored now, my village is maxed out, all I can do is wander around and get killed by stuff.

Have you got weapons?

I have a bone spear

Hmm, same. Are you eating the meat when you get hurt?

I am, I found an iron sword, but it appears I need to bring stuff back home to actually have it. So I don;t have it anymore as I died before I could get back.

I've basically run out of stuff to do without randomly wandering around the map in the hope that something good turns up, and then hoping I have enough water to make it home.

Have you found the iron mine? It's down two and right three for me.

Sequel is out now.

There goes my evening

Disappointingly it doesn't work too well on an iPad. I can't see how to go into the shop or forge, I've managed to get into the forge once, but I can't work out how I managed it.

I've hit a wall at the woods.

Can't seem to get past it

That and the monkey wizard.

Ok done the forest now I've enchanted my hat and wizard stick.

Doesn't seem to be too much to do now apart from the castle.