Be Excellent To Each Other

I demand you all make an effigy of me in whicker, place someone inside it and torch the lot with a lit copy of Amstrad Action issue 100.

If nothing else it will be a talking point.

Unlikely.

Little Bobby Tables, we call him.

I am not drinking as much as Manchester

And a convenient way to toast marshmallows

<raises glass>

To marshmallows!

I don't know what the Hell you did, Bobby. Try it again.

Hopefully, I will drive down. I might be able to pick you up hiowever, I haven't had the fight with mrsA yet about who gets the car, but if she's going out on the fizzy pop in Brum that weekend, then she can get the train down. it shouldn't be too much of a problem though.

I know what I did; I pushed the wait/stop button lots of times. It is like a game to see how many mysteries I can get to bring!*



*Sorry if I actually did break something.

Nah, the numbers all seem fine.

LESS THAN A MONTH TO GO, MEAT FANS!

Get working on that saw-uce!

Am reet looking forward to this! Am I still fine to sleep on't floor in't 'ouse?

I love public transport. I thought I'd get some sort of discount booking a month ahead but discovered that it was still a farcical £80 return to Bedford. So I'm getting the Megabus down to London there and back again for a tenner and a train from London to Bedford and back for £20. Only adds an hour and a half onto the journey, I reckon - though of course that does make it into a six hour journey.

Maybe I can smuggle some street photography in down in London.

I should probably book that hotel room.

Hell yeah! Weekend of souse coming up!

Is it ok if I bring cake instead of sauce?

SAUCE MADE OF CAKE!!!!!!

Can someone please add SilentElk + NoisyElk to the list please?

Yes.


Yes, but you can't enter it into the sauce competition.

It does it itself. But you can't come. See?

Wooo!

Plans change.

SAUCE MADE OF CAKE!!!!

Cool. Bring my phone!

I don't have your phone.

I hurled it in the general direction of Hooters while you were there. You mean you didn't get it?

I suppose NoisyElk is me isn't it? GobShiteElk. Yes.


So, I'm not drinking festival strength pear cider this year and losing any jewellery. And hopefully my beloved won't try to get in bed with Mrs Grim...

I MAKE NO PROMISES!

Can we bagsy some camping space as well please?

God I'm excited.

You can.

Spin the spinner!

Turns out I did

Already dunnit.

My aim is amazing.

I had this conversation yesterday.

We have spinned the spinner.

We are bringing kebabs, pasta salad, ice and MYSTERY MAIN COURSE.

My mystery main course is going to be PASTA SALAD KEBABS.

Fair enough.

"CHILLED PASTA SALAD KEBABS" would be better.

I'm doing ice kebabs for the BBQ. No one can talk me out of this.

It really doesn't take couples into account.

I hate you all.

Double booked yourself again, eh?

It really does. You just both press the button

[edit]Or eat half as much

What happened to myp, Ange? Who's this new chap? I prefer him, anyway. He's funnier than myp.

Will be good to see you both again!

So do we both bring a mystery main course as we're bringing a +1?

I... What? Are there three of you coming?

No, I'm bringing her and she's bringing me.

Oh, how we missed you.

In all seriousness, should we both click the button? Or is he clicking the button for both of us? ( )

Why change the habit of a lifetime!

More kebabs, pasta and ice.

WHAT ARE THE ODDS?

You must be used to clicking your own button by now.