Be Excellent To Each Other

The girl that sits next to me at work is eating hard boiled eggs and it stinks. And the air con is on too high so I've got my coat on.

Overdone eggs. Eurgh.

Someone just brought in lollies and choc ices for everyone!

Ace. Will you need my address or shall I pick it up?

Remember to loudly complain it's too cold and making your teeth hurt.

It's your workplace duty.

That's very kind of there.

Do they have a Mr T lolly there?

Or I'll take a Walls Magnifico.

Cheers.

Searching for Mr T ice lollies on Google, this is the second result:

http://www.fullonrobotchubby.co.uk/choose/index.php

Oddly enough when searching for something obscure it isn't the first time I've ended up back here:

LINK

Well, thank you.

Talking of which, that interview seemed to go okay today. I think I'd quite like to work there. Fingers crossed!

Meanwhile, I'm back in this office trying to think of exactly how I'm going to make this current job awesome, in the likelihood I don't get this other one. Possibly I should start by not procrastinating on here.

I'm against the badger cull but I'm certainly not procraster!

Whenever anyone suggests anything say "It's a brave and bold move, and one I'd certainly not have considered; but I'm behind you all the way".
Rewrite documentation.
Add macros into things to improve efficiency.
Spin around on your chair.
Fridays is dress down days!
party party party party party party party party
get fucking loaded.

Get a wheely chair and a fire extinguisher and see if you can propel yourself across the room as if you had rockets attached.

You're welcome (everyone needs a bit of Samuel Johnson), and good luck

You mum had a lot of Samuel's Johnson.

Any job that prevents or expects less procrastination on here is by definition less awesome.

Well played there.

I think we can all agree, Beex time is time well spent

THIS!

And if your Curio you can do both ?

I have a Curio?

Hell yeah I'm awesome.

I fully accept that I am some kind of bizarre weirdo who absolutely should be shunned by polite society, but I really wasn't that taken with Fentiman's Cola when I tried it.

Wait though! It gets worse...

The only cola I really do like is.... Diet Coke. I've come to the conclusion though, over time, that all this actually proves is that I don't like any colas whatsoever, but am cripplingly addicted to Aspartame. I've not had a chance to grab a single can or bottle of Diet Coke all day today and, frankly, I'm jonesing badly.

Either diet or zero for me too

I can cope with Pepsi Max if necessary and in a pub accept that sometimes I'm going to get Diet Pepsi (but they all taste shite out of a mixer anyway), but I'm a Diet Coke man too, and don't like Fentiman's.

Woofta.

Panda Cola for me; dipped into a bag of sugar and shovelled into my face using trowel hands.

This is turning out like a group therapy session. I suddenly don't feel quite so alone with my affliction.

I'm with Bik on this one. Even Coke Zero tastes shite to me. I'll also deal with Pepsi Max when pressed and Diet Pepsi if the option is between that or dying from dehydration, but it's Diet Coke all the way. That aspartame kick when you get your first Diet Coke of the day is the closest I've ever come to understanding what it must be like to be a smoker.

[shakes head]

It just makes me glad that ('Linda' - Ed) is no longer here. I can imagine his little flat topped head in hands, sobbing "I didn't bring them up to act this way."

http://www.percys-delivered.co.uk/

Best food delivery service, ever.
I'm catering for myself tonight, but i'm hungry now and they don't start delivering till 5pm

my pancreas just cried out in pain...

Coke Zero and Diet Coke have the exact same ingredients.



(Admittedly not in the exact same quantities, perhaps)

For the more full blooded among us.......

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Pepsi-12L/dp/B008OV0X7W/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8

Although £100 seems fairly steep if you know who managed to aquire a box.

Don't start, goddammit. I've had this exact same argument with the missus. I don't give a shit what ingredients they have, it is a very simple, absolutely verifiable fact that Coke Zero tastes shit and that Diet Coke tastes less shit but gives me some kind of zing when I drink it which can only be explained by chemical addiction.

Pepsi Max is bestest. Trufax.

Top Trump, bitches.

Apart from Fentimans.

Are you not worried its going to all spill out ?

Besides we all know Irn Bru is the best.

It has *actual* iron in it since its made from Girders

I don't really do fizzy drinks anymore.

Apart from Red Bull.

Can just about manage it if mixed 50/50 with standard Pepsi.

Can someone point me to a forum where they play old videogames and drink fizzy pop please?

Chilli cheese flatdog, with home fries and meaty gravy on their way!

I don't really do videogames anymore either.

Fizzy drinks are for when you're feeling a little too delicate to have your drink neat.

Better.

Breaking News on the BBC twitter feed!

"Formal announcement of royal birth to be put in a frame on easel in Buckingham Palace forecourt "

Umm... that's what classes as breaking news now?

It actually tastes sweet, like cola should, rather than the slightly tinny taste you get with Diet Coke or Coke Zero or Diet Pepsi.


Fentiman's is a completely different category of drink, to be honest. Similarly, you couldn't compare their lemonade with R Whites or something. It'd be like comparing caviar and fishpaste.

Indeed. Real men drink the raw syrup.

I love it, unfortunately it is diet these days.. damn you pancreas

Who's pancreas and why is he stopping you drinking sugary drinks?

He's the guy they named the station after, obviously.

The roman god of overcrowding.