Bits And Bobs 38

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Mar 20, 2013 17:14

Quote:

"The women that we feature in the magazine are ornamental," he said while speaking on a panel about feminism in the media and advertising. "I could lie to you and say we are interested in their brains as well. We are not. They are objectified."

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

TheVision · **Posted:** Wed Mar 20, 2013 20:04

The only good thing to come out of today is that I now know the WiFi password at work and the signal is great in trap 3.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22393

MaliA wrote:

Quote:

"The women that we feature in the magazine are ornamental," he said while speaking on a panel about feminism in the media and advertising. "I could lie to you and say we are interested in their brains as well. We are not. They are objectified."

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

I guess the guardian has seen how many hits the mail gets, when it is trolling the internet.
What a ludicrous article.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Wed Mar 20, 2013 20:52

Happy Birthday Malc.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Hey MaliA! Forget Yorkshire, you could have a rustic property in Bulgaria with a pool for £50.
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bulgaria-Auction-Property-House-Land-for-Bulgarian-Holidays-like-Spain-France-/130873067597

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Mar 20, 2013 21:51

chinnyhill10 wrote:

Hey MaliA! Forget Yorkshire, you could have a rustic property in Bulgaria with a pool for £50.
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bulgaria-Auction-Property-House-Land-for-Bulgarian-Holidays-like-Spain-France-/130873067597

I'd have to buy a fuckton more furniture to fill seven rooms.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Trooper wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Quote:

"The women that we feature in the magazine are ornamental," he said while speaking on a panel about feminism in the media and advertising. "I could lie to you and say we are interested in their brains as well. We are not. They are objectified."

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

I guess the guardian has seen how many hits the mail gets, when it is trolling the internet.
What a ludicrous article.

They realised that ages ago. Most of the Comment is Free section is just trolling.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

MaliA wrote:

chinnyhill10 wrote:

Hey MaliA! Forget Yorkshire, you could have a rustic property in Bulgaria with a pool for £50.
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bulgaria-Auction-Property-House-Land-for-Bulgarian-Holidays-like-Spain-France-/130873067597

I'd have to buy a fuckton more furniture to fill seven rooms.

Yes, but on the other hand you'll have a lake photoshopped in behind your property and a modern extension that in no way looks like it will fall down.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

On the set with Jim Davidson. Do read, it's marvellous.

http://storify.com/cjjmccray/on-the-set-with-jim-davidson

TheVision · **Posted:** Thu Mar 21, 2013 10:57

I've just had this message on Xbox live... I know it's probably something untoward, but what does it mean?

Xbox live guy wrote:

Hey guys! I’m recruiting for DHG! If you are 16+ with a working Mic, I will Give You Cookies!! Also, if you want to join DHG, same requirements. We are a Family Community!! With Cookies! Vanilla and Sugar

Message me if you want to join

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Mar 21, 2013 10:59

TheVision wrote:

I've just had this message on Xbox live... I know it's probably something untoward, but what does it mean?

Xbox live guy wrote:

Hey guys! I’m recruiting for DHG! If you are 16+ with a working Mic, I will Give You Cookies!! Also, if you want to join DHG, same requirements. We are a Family Community!! With Cookies! Vanilla and Sugar

Message me if you want to join

http://www.dhghq.com/
?

TheVision · **Posted:** Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:01

Yeah.. I've just seen that site and it looks like it could be it. How nice of them to think of me? I'm going to politely decline their invite but thank them for recognising my gaming skills.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:03

TheVision wrote:

Yeah.. I've just seen that site and it looks like it could be it. How nice of them to think of me? I'm going to politely decline their invite but thank them for recognising my gaming skills.

You might have Halo'd them or soemthing. Your skills are needed. Nobody ever asks me. Even at work, when the same lottery fantasies come pouring out of a monday morning, even teh dullests eyes light up as they spew forth their shopping list of excess and I never get a mention.

TheVision · **Posted:** Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:10

I wish people wouldn't talk to me at work... You can all see how busy I am with the forum. I haven't got time to look at stupid pictures on Twitter or help people with spreadsheets.

YOG · **Posted:** Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:30

Popped out to buy some bread. Came home and chucked the bag on the couch. Deciding to take my boots off, I then sat on it.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:34

YOG wrote:

Popped out to buy some bread. Came home and chucked the bag on the couch. Deciding to take my boots off, I then sat on it.

Flatbread.

TheVision · **Posted:** Thu Mar 21, 2013 13:17

The front page of the forum is almost all blue... This is a slow day.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Mrs K has shrunk a fuck load of my favourite t-shirts, so I need some new ones. RMD me some awesome short sleeve clothing please.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Mrs K has shrunk a fuck load of my favourite t-shirts, so I need some new ones. RMD me some awesome short sleeve clothing please.

[seriously considers purchasing]

TheVision · **Posted:** Thu Mar 21, 2013 13:23

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

RMD me some awesome short sleeve clothing please.

T shirts. They're my favourite item of short sleeve clothing.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Fuck you head cold that won't actually manifest itself as a proper cold, just fuck you!

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

TheVision wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

RMD me some awesome short sleeve clothing please.

T shirts. They're my favourite item of short sleeve clothing.

Heh.

Come on, you're not busy. Help me out here.

Kern · **Posted:** Thu Mar 21, 2013 13:27

http://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/store/

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Try a T-shirt from everyones favourite donkey-breathed time waster:

http://www.spreadshirt.co.uk/your-sinclair-t-shirt-C4408A5124975

Curiosity · **Posted:** Thu Mar 21, 2013 13:30

My word, the Big Apple Hot Dogs (as featured in the photo challenge thread) are a thing of wondrous beauty. So, so good.

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Mrs K has shrunk a fuck load of my favourite t-shirts, so I need some new ones. RMD me some awesome short sleeve clothing please.

TheVision · **Posted:** Thu Mar 21, 2013 13:38

Teefury is good for novelty T shirts but I tend to wait till Play.com has a sale on and order anything with a super hero on the front.

Zio · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6093

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

TheVision wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

RMD me some awesome short sleeve clothing please.

T shirts. They're my favourite item of short sleeve clothing.

Heh.

Come on, you're not busy. Help me out here.

I tend to get mine from:

http://www.qwertee.com
http://www.teefury.com
http://www.riptapparel.com
http://www.redbubble.com

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Ooh, some good ones there, Bamba. I like the Blue Sun one lots.

EDit - cheers, Zio. To much choice, now.

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Thu Mar 21, 2013 13:42

The HotScamp "Ask me about my T-rex" t-shirts are quite amusing. They're available from Amazon

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

DBSnappa wrote:

The HotScamp "Ask me about my T-rex" t-shirts are quite amusing. They're available from Amazon

Hah, yeah, I saw that - I may have to get one to scare the kids.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Oh my, must have:

http://www.redbubble.com/people/rigg/wo ... style=mens

Curiosity · **Posted:** Thu Mar 21, 2013 13:45

Threadless does awesome t-shirts.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Oh god, going to be getting a few of the ones from this page:

http://www.redbubble.com/people/khallio ... style=mens

Zio · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6093

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Oh my, must have:

http://www.redbubble.com/people/rigg/wo ... style=mens

I must have that!

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Mar 21, 2013 13:48

T-shirt fans would do well to bookmark http://dayoftheshirt.com/

TheVision · **Posted:** Thu Mar 21, 2013 13:50

Grim... wrote:

T-shirt fans would do well to bookmark http://dayoftheshirt.com/

Brilliant! Thanks for that.

**Edit** and it's already cost me £12!

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Mar 21, 2013 13:55

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Mrs K has shrunk a fuck load of my favourite t-shirts, so I need some new ones. RMD me some awesome short sleeve clothing please.

When MrsA does that to mine, I find riding my bike three times a week makes them unshrink.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

MaliA wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Mrs K has shrunk a fuck load of my favourite t-shirts, so I need some new ones. RMD me some awesome short sleeve clothing please.

When MrsA does that to mine, I find riding my bike three times a week makes them unshrink.

Ha ha.

The gym's doing the opposite here.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22393

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Mrs K has shrunk a fuck load of my favourite t-shirts, so I need some new ones. RMD me some awesome short sleeve clothing please.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Mar 21, 2013 14:13

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Mrs K has shrunk a fuck load of my favourite t-shirts, so I need some new ones. RMD me some awesome short sleeve clothing please.

Tada!

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Is Mr Chris trying to convince us that he doesn't spend his time dressed in a pin stripe suit and bowler hat?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

chinnyhill10 wrote:

Is Mr Chris trying to convince us that he doesn't spend his time dressed in a pin stripe suit and bowler hat?

Heh. I haven't worn a suit in a couple of years. My current employer has no dress code, so jeans and t-shirts are the order of the day.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

chinnyhill10 wrote:

Is Mr Chris trying to convince us that he doesn't spend his time dressed in a pin stripe suit and bowler hat?

Heh. I haven't worn a suit in a couple of years. My current employer has no dress code, so jeans and t-shirts are the order of the day.

But you get one of those badges with the stars on, right?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

I have no idea what you mean.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

I have no idea what you mean.

The name badges in McDonalds.

I have a friend who says Ronald McDonald always looks like that because he has a dildo up his arse.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Mar 21, 2013 15:33

Now we have to prove we are Bradfordians before we can use the tip.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

MaliA wrote:

Now we have to prove we are Bradfordians before we can use the tip.

That'll cause fly tipping to increase. It's bad enough around here without any restrictions.

Kern · **Posted:** Thu Mar 21, 2013 15:37

They come over here, using our landfill...

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Mar 21, 2013 15:44

And the police threaten to ticket you for putting your bins out. Stupid police.

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