Be Excellent To Each Other And, you know, party on. Dude.

Login    Register

Calendar     FAQ     Search

Punchlines Only

Page 1 of 2

[ 84 posts ]

Go to page 1, 2  Next

Print view Previous topic | Next topic

Author	Message
Mr Russell	Post subject: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 9:11
Awesome Yes Joined: 6th Apr, 2008 Posts: 12337	"For God's sake, Nurse - I said prick his BOILS!" _________________ Always proof read carefully in case you any words out
Top

MaliA	Post subject: Re: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:06
Gogmagog Joined: 30th Mar, 2008 Posts: 48910 Location: Cheshire	"No, they have always been blue" _________________ Mr Chris wrote: MaliA isn't just the best thing on the internet - he's the best thing ever.
Top

Grim...	Post subject: Re: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:09
SupaMod Est. 1978 Joined: 27th Mar, 2008 Posts: 69721 Location: Your Mum	"The hip replacement guy!" _________________ Grim... wrote: I wish Craster had left some girls for the rest of us.
Top

TheVision	Post subject: Re: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:10
SupaMod "Praisebot" Joined: 30th Mar, 2008 Posts: 17094 Location: Parts unknown	"Can I have a bun please?"
Top

Kern	Post subject: Re: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:12
Joined: 12th Apr, 2008 Posts: 17970 Location: Oxfordshire	'Up until now, everything's been fine'
Top

Cras	Post subject: Re: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:13
SupaMod Commander-in-Cheese Joined: 30th Mar, 2008 Posts: 49244	"Ouch" _________________ GoddessJasmine wrote: Drunk, pulled Craster's pork, waiting for brdyime story,reading nuts. Xz
Top

MaliA	Post subject: Re: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:13
Gogmagog Joined: 30th Mar, 2008 Posts: 48910 Location: Cheshire	"Your mum does punchlines only" _________________ Mr Chris wrote: MaliA isn't just the best thing on the internet - he's the best thing ever.
Top

Grim...	Post subject: Re: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:14
SupaMod Est. 1978 Joined: 27th Mar, 2008 Posts: 69721 Location: Your Mum	"I think I choked her." _________________ Grim... wrote: I wish Craster had left some girls for the rest of us.
Top

Curiosity	Post subject: Re: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:16
Sleepyhead Joined: 30th Mar, 2008 Posts: 27354 Location: Kidbrooke	"Better Nate than lever!" _________________ We are young despite the years We are concern We are hope, despite the times
Top

Grim...	Post subject: Re: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:16
SupaMod Est. 1978 Joined: 27th Mar, 2008 Posts: 69721 Location: Your Mum	"The Aristocrats!" _________________ Grim... wrote: I wish Craster had left some girls for the rest of us.
Top

Bluecup	Post subject: Re: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:18
Joined: 31st Mar, 2008 Posts: 925	"ARGH! TALKING SAUSAGE!"
Top

Curiosity	Post subject: Re: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:20
Sleepyhead Joined: 30th Mar, 2008 Posts: 27354 Location: Kidbrooke	"I asked to have an orange for a head." _________________ We are young despite the years We are concern We are hope, despite the times
Top

GazChap	Post subject: Re: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:40
Joined: 30th Mar, 2008 Posts: 14375 Location: Shropshire, UK	No, you idiot, I said "ping-pong balls", not "King Kong's balls!"
Top

DavPaz	Post subject: Re: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:40
Unpossible! Joined: 27th Jun, 2008 Posts: 38664	Now Hans that does dishes can be soft as Gervais with mild green hairy lipped squid.
Top

Sir Taxalot	Post subject: Re: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:22
Can you dig it? Joined: 5th Apr, 2008 Posts: 4842	"Apologise and wipe it off"
Top

Curiosity	Post subject: Re: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:48
Sleepyhead Joined: 30th Mar, 2008 Posts: 27354 Location: Kidbrooke	"Nah, the dog's a ventriloquist!" _________________ We are young despite the years We are concern We are hope, despite the times
Top

Grim...	Post subject: Re: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:49
SupaMod Est. 1978 Joined: 27th Mar, 2008 Posts: 69721 Location: Your Mum	"Doug!" _________________ Grim... wrote: I wish Craster had left some girls for the rest of us.
Top

lasermink	Post subject: Re: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 12:00
Joined: 31st Mar, 2008 Posts: 1883	"Peanut."
Top

DavPaz	Post subject: Re: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 13:11
Unpossible! Joined: 27th Jun, 2008 Posts: 38664	"it's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"
Top

Grim...	Post subject: Re: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 13:26
SupaMod Est. 1978 Joined: 27th Mar, 2008 Posts: 69721 Location: Your Mum	"Throw in your dirty washing!" _________________ Grim... wrote: I wish Craster had left some girls for the rest of us.
Top

Mimi	Post subject: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 13:30
Bouncing Hedgehog Joined: 27th Mar, 2008 Posts: 26100	A cloud. _________________
Top

Bobbyaro	Post subject: Re: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 13:48
Ticket to Ride World Champion Joined: 18th Apr, 2008 Posts: 11898	or a meringue?
Top

Morte	Post subject: Re: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 14:24
Kinda Funny Lookin' Joined: 30th Mar, 2008 Posts: 3289 Location: Sheffield or Baku	"I'm not a real welder you know" _________________ If work was so rewarding the rich would have bought it all.
Top

Morte	Post subject: Re: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 14:24
Kinda Funny Lookin' Joined: 30th Mar, 2008 Posts: 3289 Location: Sheffield or Baku	A Stick _________________ If work was so rewarding the rich would have bought it all.
Top

Grim...	Post subject: Re: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 14:25
SupaMod Est. 1978 Joined: 27th Mar, 2008 Posts: 69721 Location: Your Mum	"But I'm a welder." _________________ Grim... wrote: I wish Craster had left some girls for the rest of us.
Top

Morte	Post subject: Re: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 14:25
Kinda Funny Lookin' Joined: 30th Mar, 2008 Posts: 3289 Location: Sheffield or Baku	F*ck off you red nosed c*nt _________________ If work was so rewarding the rich would have bought it all.
Top

Morte	Post subject: Re: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 14:26
Kinda Funny Lookin' Joined: 30th Mar, 2008 Posts: 3289 Location: Sheffield or Baku	To get to the other side _________________ If work was so rewarding the rich would have bought it all.
Top

Curiosity	Post subject: Re: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 15:29
Sleepyhead Joined: 30th Mar, 2008 Posts: 27354 Location: Kidbrooke	"Doctor Dre" _________________ We are young despite the years We are concern We are hope, despite the times
Top

Cras	Post subject: Re: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 15:32
SupaMod Commander-in-Cheese Joined: 30th Mar, 2008 Posts: 49244	"Get in your tanks, men" _________________ GoddessJasmine wrote: Drunk, pulled Craster's pork, waiting for brdyime story,reading nuts. Xz
Top

Zardoz	Post subject: Re: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 16:31
Hibernating Druid Joined: 27th Mar, 2008 Posts: 49363 Location: Standing on your mother's Porsche	"Dawn French" _________________ SD&DG Illustrated! Behance Bleep Bloop 'Not without talent but dragged down by bass turgidity'
Top

Kern	Post subject: Re: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 16:59
Joined: 12th Apr, 2008 Posts: 17970 Location: Oxfordshire	Architects can hide their errors with ivy.
Top

Zardoz	Post subject: Re: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 17:09
Hibernating Druid Joined: 27th Mar, 2008 Posts: 49363 Location: Standing on your mother's Porsche	You can't beat a wank. _________________ SD&DG Illustrated! Behance Bleep Bloop 'Not without talent but dragged down by bass turgidity'
Top

MaliA	Post subject: Re: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 17:10
Gogmagog Joined: 30th Mar, 2008 Posts: 48910 Location: Cheshire	Zardoz wrote: You can't beat a wank. Eh? I always thought: ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view! You can beat an egg was the punchline. _________________ Mr Chris wrote: MaliA isn't just the best thing on the internet - he's the best thing ever.
Top

Zardoz	Post subject: Re: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 17:13
Hibernating Druid Joined: 27th Mar, 2008 Posts: 49363 Location: Standing on your mother's Porsche	Yeah sorry, wrong thread. _________________ SD&DG Illustrated! Behance Bleep Bloop 'Not without talent but dragged down by bass turgidity'
Top

MaliA	Post subject: Re: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 17:14
Gogmagog Joined: 30th Mar, 2008 Posts: 48910 Location: Cheshire	Zardoz wrote: Yeah sorry, wrong thread. Sorry, I done a _________________ Mr Chris wrote: MaliA isn't just the best thing on the internet - he's the best thing ever.
Top

Zardoz	Post subject: Re: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 17:16
Hibernating Druid Joined: 27th Mar, 2008 Posts: 49363 Location: Standing on your mother's Porsche	Yes it does, doesn't it. _________________ SD&DG Illustrated! Behance Bleep Bloop 'Not without talent but dragged down by bass turgidity'
Top

Cras	Post subject: Re: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 17:21
SupaMod Commander-in-Cheese Joined: 30th Mar, 2008 Posts: 49244	Nacho cheese. _________________ GoddessJasmine wrote: Drunk, pulled Craster's pork, waiting for brdyime story,reading nuts. Xz
Top

Kern	Post subject: Re: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 17:22
Joined: 12th Apr, 2008 Posts: 17970 Location: Oxfordshire	'No, I'm a frayed knot'
Top

zaphod79	Post subject: Re: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 17:23
8-Bit Champion Two heads are better than one Joined: 16th Apr, 2008 Posts: 14518	You were only suppose to blow the bloody Doors off !
Top

Zardoz	Post subject: Re: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 17:24
Hibernating Druid Joined: 27th Mar, 2008 Posts: 49363 Location: Standing on your mother's Porsche	Wobbly Williams _________________ SD&DG Illustrated! Behance Bleep Bloop 'Not without talent but dragged down by bass turgidity'
Top

Curiosity	Post subject: Re: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 17:25
Sleepyhead Joined: 30th Mar, 2008 Posts: 27354 Location: Kidbrooke	Marscapone. _________________ We are young despite the years We are concern We are hope, despite the times
Top

Zardoz	Post subject: Re: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 17:40
Hibernating Druid Joined: 27th Mar, 2008 Posts: 49363 Location: Standing on your mother's Porsche	Scone. _________________ SD&DG Illustrated! Behance Bleep Bloop 'Not without talent but dragged down by bass turgidity'
Top

zaphod79	Post subject: Re: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 17:41
8-Bit Champion Two heads are better than one Joined: 16th Apr, 2008 Posts: 14518	A Meringue
Top

Kern	Post subject: Re: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 17:45
Joined: 12th Apr, 2008 Posts: 17970 Location: Oxfordshire	Orange you glad I didn't say 'banana' again?
Top

Squirt	Post subject: Re: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 18:01
Heavy Metal Tough Guy Joined: 31st Mar, 2008 Posts: 6612	Moo!
Top

DavPaz	Post subject: Re: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 18:05
Unpossible! Joined: 27th Jun, 2008 Posts: 38664	"Have you got any carrots?"
Top

Wullie	Post subject: Re: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 19:01
Joined: 27th Jun, 2008 Posts: 6183	It means I'm qualified to weld frogs. _________________ "Wullie's [accent] is so thick he sounds like he's chewing on haggis stuffed with shortbread and heroin" - Dimrill "TOO MANY FUCKING SWEARS!" - Mary Shitehouse
Top

Grim...	Post subject: Re: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 19:17
SupaMod Est. 1978 Joined: 27th Mar, 2008 Posts: 69721 Location: Your Mum	Zardoz wrote: "Dawn French" Racist. _________________ Grim... wrote: I wish Craster had left some girls for the rest of us.
Top

Morte	Post subject: Re: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 19:43
Kinda Funny Lookin' Joined: 30th Mar, 2008 Posts: 3289 Location: Sheffield or Baku	He's a cycle path _________________ If work was so rewarding the rich would have bought it all.
Top

Wullie	Post subject: Re: Punchlines Only Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 19:47
Joined: 27th Jun, 2008 Posts: 6183	A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field. _________________ "Wullie's [accent] is so thick he sounds like he's chewing on haggis stuffed with shortbread and heroin" - Dimrill "TOO MANY FUCKING SWEARS!" - Mary Shitehouse
Top

Display posts from previous: All posts1 day7 days2 weeks1 month3 months6 months1 year Sort by AuthorPost timeSubject AscendingDescending

Page 1 of 2

[ 84 posts ]

Go to page 1, 2  Next